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baguettiverseology · 3 years
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Hello, everyone. The head baguettiverseologists and I have an announcement!
We have a discord server! Here, you can discuss anything and everything baguettiverseology, and any smaller level questions you can ask here.
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baguettiverseology · 3 years
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To baguette, or not to baguette, that is the question.
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Are we a baguette with a filling inside or a plan one?
I am inclined to believe we are inside a plain baguette. One the other hand, there is evidence we could be in a filled baguette. This evidence is in that we are inside the baguette, thus leading us to be the filling.
This entire argument does depend on what you view as filling, of course, and your world view.
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I woke up in cold sweats with this question: how big are the Great Baguette yeasts? Could they be a threat to us little Crumbs?
Yes, possibly. We have little knowledge of when they could attack, but there is a definite possibility.
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baguettiverseology · 3 years
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“Baguette that Be will soon be Baguette that Was“      -Elle, @2manyfandoms2count​
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all the world's a crumb and we are mere ovened atoms
I like your take on the matter.
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ok. ok i need to get this settled. baguettiverseology or baguettiversology?
Baguettiverseology.
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[in questionable Italian accent] WHO TOUCH-A MA BAGUETTE
A thief! Scandalous.
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(To the tune of Leaves from the Vine)
Crumbs off the bread~
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I would like you to explain, what led you to this conclusion
An inside joke from the MWG (ML Writers Guild), Lady Baguette, spun off into @theladyfae saying (about associate @2manyfandoms2count), “she's French, baguette loving is in her veins.” That lead to Elle stating, “I mean... I would live in a baguette if it were possible.” 
Then, it all came down to Fae, in the end, saying, “(how are you sure we're not currently living in a giant baguette??)” 
Then the conclusion of global warming being in existence because we are being ovened baked came from both Fae and Poppy ( @apopcornkernel ).
This has been the very beginning of baguettiverseology.
The original screenshots will be under the cut.
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baguettiverseology · 3 years
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We all may be Crumbs of the same Baguette but you are one of a kind.
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baguettiverseology · 3 years
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i have spent the better part of an hour answering questions about the baguettiverse (thank you @2manyfandoms2count @apopcornkernel @theanxiouscupcake for your questions) and here are some examples for all you budding baguettiverseologists:
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of course, my stance on the baguettiverse varies from others, but that is why we have a diverse team of baguettiverseologists at @baguettiverseology
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baguettiverseology · 3 years
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Thank you @noirshitsuji ​​ for your questions, and thank you @2manyfandoms2count ​​ for your quick answers to those questions.
No, bakers are not gods, they have simply taken on the craft of making baguette, and one cannot truly make the baguette that encapsulates our universe, or is said universe. Therefor, bakers are not gods. But, as Elle stated, they may be considered Demigods, or extensions of the Great Baker, if they have perfected the art.
No, not all baking goods have consciousness. Though, if made to a t, one could create a good that is almost conntected to the baguette, therefor making it above other baked goods.
Lastly, Elle is correct. This all defines on one’s definition of “crumb.” So, the amount of angel fitting on one crumb can span from 1 to 100, even 1000.
Have a great day.
If the universe is a baguette, does this mean we are all crumbs?
This is a very philosophical question. It, like many things, depends on your stance in baguettiverseology is. 
Some choose to believe that  we are flesh living in a world of baguette, therefor we learned how to create world upon discovering (or rediscovering) baking. For example, you could take a chunk of dirt, and discover it’s seasoned baguette.
Some choose to believe that we are all one with the baguette. This would answer the question of “are we actually all crumbs” with a resounding yes. 
I will leave my opinion on the subject a mystery, as I don’t want to lean your beliefs one way or another. Have a wonderful day.
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Is the baguette gluten-free?
The answer depends on the branch you study. Many things among baguettiverseologists are still undecided, but results will be shown as tests and discussions are continued. 
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If the universe is a baguette, does this mean we are all crumbs?
This is a very philosophical question. It, like many things, depends on your stance in baguettiverseology is. 
Some choose to believe that  we are flesh living in a world of baguette, therefor we learned how to create world upon discovering (or rediscovering) baking. For example, you could take a chunk of dirt, and discover it’s seasoned baguette.
Some choose to believe that we are all one with the baguette. This would answer the question of “are we actually all crumbs” with a resounding yes. 
I will leave my opinion on the subject a mystery, as I don’t want to lean your beliefs one way or another. Have a wonderful day.
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baguettiverseology · 3 years
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My brain has connected two dots which have likely been already been connected by the university baguette community but hear me out: the universe isn't just a baguette in its truest form - it is buttered baguette, the butter being churned from the milky way
@2manyfandoms2count, aka Elle
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baguettiverseology · 3 years
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Welcome to the blog. This blog is dedicated to the study of Baguettiverseology, or the belief that universe is, in it's truest form, a baguette.
If you have any questions, feel free to send in an ask. If you have any additions to this belief, send in a submission.
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