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bakamaxie · 4 years
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Mark is forever cursed to look kinda like that YouTuber markiplier
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bakamaxie · 4 years
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jessie doesn’t understand meme culture
****SOUND WARNING*****
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bakamaxie · 4 years
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bakamaxie · 4 years
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I watched Scooby-Doo and The Witch’s Ghost the other day and while watching the intro all I could think about was Pewdiepie so here’s this (reddit won’t let me post lmao)
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bakamaxie · 4 years
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911 I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT A MURDER.
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bakamaxie · 4 years
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After years of living in the adulting world, I think I’ve come to a realization: Manners exist to guide you to good conduct even when you’re in a bad mood.
When you’re happy, when you’re feeling generous, when you’re pleased with your gift or your service or your outcome, it’s easy to be nice. It’s easy to tip the waiter well when you’ve had a good day. It’s easy to thank the teller or the clerk when you got what you wanted out of the transaction. It’s easy to smile and chit-chat with strangers on the road when you’re in a good mood.
It’s hard to tip the waiter when you didn’t enjoy your food. It’s hard to thank the clerk for their time when you’ve just been told there’s a problem with their account and they weren’t able to fix it for you. It’s hard to think of something nice to say when your aunt gave you a crappy sweater you neither need nor want. It’s hard to be nice to people when you’ve had a shitty day. It’s HARD.
That’s what manners are for. Scripts and phrases that you learn by rote to say when you can’t think of a single nice or good thing to say from your own volition. Yes, they’re scripted. Yes, the sentiment is empty. But the scripts work in every situation, and the emptiness provides a buffer between your own unhappiness and the rest of society.
Because most of the time, it’s not the waiter’s fault that the food you ordered wasn’t what you expected. It’s not the clerk’s fault that your account is overdrawn. It’s not the fault of the barista or the stranger on the subway that you got fired today or your favorite aunt died. But even when you can’t summon a smile or a cheery word, you can still have manners, because they will serve you the same in sunshine or rain.
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bakamaxie · 5 years
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rotti largo: i have created a repo man
the repo fandom: fucked up a perfectly good doctor is what you did. look at him. he's got anxiety.
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bakamaxie · 5 years
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Me: *tries to have a single coherant thought*
My brain, on repeat: Bloodbath It’s gonna be a bloodbath. Cuz no one crosses geneco. No not even repo
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bakamaxie · 5 years
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all i wanna do
is see you turn into
a giant woman
A GIANT WOMAN
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bakamaxie · 5 years
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can we talk about how he points with two fingers im-
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bakamaxie · 5 years
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Rotti: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Rotti: Not you, Shilo. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.
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