bakarinasquad

[bakarinasquad]

*at the judgement event*

Squad: Katarina could never do such a thing. Have you met her? She dumb. Like dumb dumb. Like dumb to the point that she can barely function on her own

Katarina: Umm...thanks?

Squad: Shhhh don’t worry bby you’re doing wonderfully <3

#Katarina Claes #they're roasting her out of love #hamefura #destruction flag otome #otome game no hametsu flag shika nai akuyaku reijou ni tensei shiteshimatta #my next life as a villainess: all roads lead to doom! #incorrect quotes #submission #submitted by: bluerose430

[bakarinasquad]

Duke Claes: What comes before anything? What have we always said is the most important thing?

Katarina: Breakfast.

Keith: Family.

Katarina: Family, right. I thought you meant of the things you eat.  

#Katarina Claes #Keith Claes #Duke Claes #hamefura #destruction flag otome #otome game no hametsu flag shika nai akuyaku reijou ni tensei shiteshimatta #my next life as a villainess: all roads lead to doom! #incorrect quotes

[bakarinasquad]

Katarina: You’ve challenged me to fight six times since we started talking!

Alan: MAKE IT SEVEN!  

#Katarina Claes #Alan Stuart #hamefura #destruction flag otome #otome game no hametsu flag shika nai akuyaku reijou ni tensei shiteshimatta #my next life as a villainess: all roads lead to doom! #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr

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Katarina: Have I ever told you how much I love you?

Geordo: ...We aren't getting cakes.

Katarina: What even is the point of this relationship?

#Katarina Claes #Geordo Stuart #hamefura #otome game no hametsu flag shika nai akuyaku reijou ni tensei shiteshimatta #my next life as a villainess: all roads lead to doom! #destruction flag otome #Geordo x Katarina #incorrect quotes

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Alan: Katarina, I was wondering if you could help me out.

Katarina: Say no more. Here’s a bunch of paper snakes.

Alan: Nope. Different thing.

#Katarina Claes #Alan Stuart #hamefura #destruction flag otome #otome game no hametsu flag shika nai akuyaku reijou ni tensei shiteshimatta #my next life as a villainess: all roads lead to doom! #incorrect quotes

[bakarinasquad]

Keith: That’s it! You’re all grounded! Katarina, no farming! Miss Maria, no baking! Prince Alan, no competing! Raphael...

Keith: God, is there anything you love?

Raphael: Revenge.

Keith:

Keith: Fine, no vengeance for you!

Raphael: I was going to say, “I’ll get you for this!” But I guess that’s off the table.

#Keith Claes #Raphael Walt #hamefura #destruction flag otome #otome game no hametsu flag shika nai akuyaku reijou ni tensei shiteshimatta #my next life as a villainess: all roads lead to doom! #incorrect quotes

[bakarinasquad]

Katarina: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.

Geordo:

Alan: ...I’m gonna tell her--

Keith: Don’t you dare!!

#Katarina Claes #Geordo Stuart #Alan Stuart #Keith Claes #hamefura #destruction flag otome #otome game no hametsu flag shika nai akuyaku reijou ni tensei shiteshimatta #my next life as a villainess: all roads lead to doom! #incorrect quotes

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Maria: Look, it's only fair that I warn you that I'm practiced in the ancient art of origami.

Dark Mage: Paper folding?

Maria: Oh. I was hoping you wouldn’t know what that was.

#Maria Campbell #Dark Mage #hamefura #destruction flag otome #otome game no hametsu flag shika nai akuyaku reijou ni tensei shiteshimatta #my next life as a villainess: all roads lead to doom! #incorrect quotes #source: ella enchanted

[bakarinasquad]

Mary, staring at her garden: If a plant is sad, do other plants photosympathize with it?

Katarina: “I chlorofeel you, buddy.”

Sophia: ...I’m going back inside.

#Katarina Claes #Mary Hunt #Sophia Ascart #hamefura #destruction flag otome #otome game no hametsu flag shika nai akuyaku reijou ni tensei shiteshimatta #my next life as a villainess: all roads lead to doom! #incorrect quotes

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Geordo: It’s like half of my innuendos just go over your head.

Katarina: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.

#Geordo Stuart #Katarina Claes #hamefura #destruction flag otome #otome game no hametsu flag shika nai akuyaku reijou ni tensei shiteshimatta #my next life as a villainess: all roads lead to doom! #incorrect quotes #source: guardians of the galaxy

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Maria: Your future self is hating you for the poor decisions you're making today.

Raphael: Bold of you to assume current me isn’t also hating myself for making the decisions that I am making

#Maria Campbell #Raphael Walt #hamefura #destruction flag otome #otome game no hametsu flag shika nai akuyaku reijou ni tensei shiteshimatta #my next life as a villainess: all roads lead to doom! #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr (castielandcoffee)

[bakarinasquad]

Dark Mage: Your time has come

Katarina: Hold on, let me ask my friends

Dark Mage: That's not how it works--

Katarina: They said no

#Katarina Claes #Dark Mage #hamefura #destruction flag otome #otome game no hametsu flag shika nai akuyaku reijou ni tensei shiteshimatta #my next life as a villainess: all roads lead to doom! #incorrect quotes

[bakarinasquad]

Keith: Someone walked up to me and asked if Katarina was my sister. They shook their head and said “I’m so sorry” when I said yes. What did she do now?!

Geordo: ...who asked?

Keith, throwing away bloodstained gloves: I already took care of it.

#Keith Claes #Katarina Claes #Gerald Stuart #Geordo Stuart #will you all be angry at me if I switch to Geordo? #I just like the way it sounds better #hamefura #destruction flag otome #otome game no hametsu flag shika nai akuyaku reijou ni tensei shiteshimatta #my next life as a villainess: all roads lead to doom! #incorrect quotes #source: tfln

[bakarinasquad]

Katarina: Am I in trouble?

Duchess Claes: Have a guess.

Katarina: No?

Duchess Claes: Have another guess.

#Katarina Claes #Duchess Claes #hamefura #destruction flag otome #otome game no hametsu flag shika nai akuyaku reijou ni tensei shiteshimatta #my next life as a villainess: all roads lead to doom! #incorrect quotes

[bakarinasquad]

Keith: I am at a loss for words!

Katarina, narrating: Despite being lost for words, Keith yelled at me for the next ten minutes.  

#Keith Claes #Katarina Claes #hamefura #destruction flag otome #otome game no hametsu flag shika nai akuyaku reijou ni tensei shiteshimatta #my next life as a villainess: all roads lead to doom! #incorrect quotes

[bakarinasquad]

Raphael: The moon controls the tides and the human psyche. Wolves know that, that’s why they howl at her. It’s a tribute.

Maria: Let’s talk about your mother

Raphael: No

#Raphael Walt #Maria Campbell #hamefura #otome game no hametsu flag shika nai akuyaku reijou ni tensei shiteshimatta #my next life as a villainess: all roads lead to doom! #destruction flag otome #incorrect quotes

[bakarinasquad]

Katarina: You know, it seems like bad things are always happening to me. Like I have bad luck or something!

Duchess Claes: Katarina, you don’t have bad luck. The reasons that bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.

#Katarina Claes #Duchess Claes #hamefura #destruction flag otome #otome game no hametsu flag shika nai akuyaku reijou ni tensei shiteshimatta #my next life as a villainess: all roads lead to doom! #incorrect quotes #source: that 70s show