bakedbakermom

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#so i got an amber alert this morning #about an ex cop who kidnapped a baby #whose mother was the teenage girl he raped and impregnated #yesterday he killed not only the girl but also his ex-wife #whom he shot in the school where she taught #with one of their children present #on the day he was supposed to be on trial for attempting to rape another teenage girl #acab

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It's incredible how people have been protesting pants and skirts not having pockets but not a single peep is heard over the fact that skirts no longer have underskirts by default. Underskirts (or lining) was a thing when I was a child, no skirt would be made without lining, you didn't have to think and check if your whole ass is visible in a skirt because lining was a thing!!!! Now most skirts don't and it's simply because it's cheaper, fuck the fact that a customer doesn't want their panties shown in broad daylight, it saves a couple of cents on material.

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there should be a guy who can get into your brain to check if the pipes in there or whatever are ok. working right. you know.

#i've definitely got some corrosion and some poor drainage in there

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mulder: we're stuck in a timeloop and blow up every single time, sometimes one of us gets shot, we're stuck on this stupid monday, i am having the worst day in fucking ever, my waterbed had a leak, i got abducted by aliens, we're having a baby

scully: since when do you have a waterbed??????????

i can't get over how offended she is that mulder has a waterbed she doesn't know about. scully really went if you get a bed it will be OUR bed, otherwise you'd choose the shittiest mattress known to mankind.

#favorite part of the episode is that she bluescreens on this line Every Time #she wants to know SO BAD #bc she didn't even know he had a bedroom let alone the fuckingest of all possible beds

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Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit

#literally putting this in my txf+txt folder for the next round

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I definitely identified too hard with Rachel Animorphs.

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Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago

#that's when you know you are truly lost

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this Conversation pit is ruining my life

#i need it.

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Holy shit, they got Voyager 1 working again!

15 billion miles away and NASA was able to tweak code packages on one of the onboard computers and it worked and Voyager 1 is sending signals back to earth for the first time since November.

Incredible!

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i forgot to bring my bags to the grocery store today and was kind of ribbing myself about it and my favorite checker was like, "no one says you have to be perfect all the time" and man if i didn't almost start crying in the middle of safeway

#my immediate response was 'you've never met my mother' but yeah

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pretty cool ship you've got there. have you considered adding another guy to it though

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#i will rock the fuck out to every last one of these #but the chain is objectively the correct answer #rhiannon close second

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🚨🚨🚨 ATTENTION 🚨🚨🚨

Double Toehawk Tuesday!

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Do you think I’m spooky?

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

#i mean i am pretty lame in both spaces but at least online i can connect with people who are the same kind of lame