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How I think the Bonten Trio would play the tortilla game ✨

Sanzu: GUYS GUYS LOOK AT THIS TIKTOK I FOUND :D

Rindou: What is it now Sanzu…

Sanzu: Hold up… you didn’t have to respond to me like that :’-)

Rindou: :| just get on with it.

Ran: Rin, leave him alone please :D What did you need to show us Sanzu?

Sanzu: At least someone cares *sobsob* BUT ANYWAY they’re playing this game where they fill their mouths with water then slap each other with tortillas till one of them laughs. I was gonna ask Mikey if he wanted to play but he’d probably shove the tortilla down my throat if i hit him or spat on him :D

Rindou: awww that would’ve been fun to see :(

Sanzu: bitch- 😃🔪

Ran: Sanzu. put the knife down please :D but is sounds fun, we should play!

Rindou: No thanks. I have people to beat up.

Ran: C’mooooooon Riiiiinnnnnn. Just think you can slap Sanzu across the face for no reason and make him possibly choke on water.

Sanzu: Now why the hell-

Rindou: I would still do that any other day but I guess watching him choke would be funny.

Sanzu: I should’ve never opened my mouth.

Ran: TOO BAD BITCH LETS PLAY THIS SHIT 🤩

And so the chaotic trio went out to get what they needed. Once they returned home, Sanzu passed out the water and tortillas. All three filled their mouths until they couldn’t hold anymore and stared at each other. Not even one second passed and Rindou slapped the absolute shit out of Sanzu. Ran, caught off guard, ended up gasping his water in instead of spitting out so there he is, on the floor, quite literally screaming, crying, throwing up 😭 Rindou spat his water out onto the both of them and laughed his ass off at their pain and suffering ✨ Now Sanzu… poor baby was on his knees holding his cheek looking like he was contemplating life, but surprisingly still held the water in his mouth.

Rindou: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM SO GLAD I DECIDED TO PLAY. RAN DID YOU SEE THE WAY HIS HEAD JU- Ran… are you okay.

Ran: *still coughing up a lung, face red, and tears streaming down his face*

Sanzu: *looks up with crazed eyes swallowing his water* Payback time bitch. Ran get the fuck up we’re nOT FINISHED YET.

Rin: Alright then fucker let’s do this shit.

Sanzu ended up lightly slapping the tortilla on Rindou’s face but then punched the shit out of him right after.

Sanzu: HOW DOES THAT FEEL BITCH. LOOK WHOS ON THE FLOOR NOW SHIT HEAD AHAAAA

Rindou: 😃 *pulls out his gun* Run you dRUG ADDICT BITCH.

And so the game ends. Ran didn’t even have the chance to play since he was too busy fighting for his life. You’d expect him to just get up after everything he’s been through but no 💀 fucking w a t e r got the best of him. Sanzu and Rin are brawling, bringing out the weapons and beating the shit out of each other

kakucho: *walks in* Mikey said we’re having a me- what the hell is wrong with you all. 😐

#tokyo revenger au #tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers x reader #bonten #bonten trio #sanzu haruchiyo #rindou haitani #ran haitani #bonten headcanons #tokyo revengers headcanons #mikey tokyo revengers #bonten x y/n #bonten x reader #bonten incorrect quotes #fluff #tokyo revengers fluff

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Friends? Friends. Masterlist

Summary: Get your tissues and ice cream ready bc we will 100% break your hearts :D BUT ANYWAYS What happens when you’re targeted by the league and they will do anything to take you away? Well, UA decides to fake your death, give you a new identity, and sends you back to your hometown. You run into old friends and new relationships start to blossom, but one day someone special goes on a family vacation and sees you there. Will they recognize you? Will they be angry if they know it’s you? Will old relationships start to rekindle or stay burnt out and forgotten? hehe i hope you all suffer ✨

Warnings: 

Pairing: Bakugo x gn!reader x Mikey (?)

Genre: Angst, fluff :)

Chapters:

Prologue

Authors Note: Hey! i’m aging everyone up :D mha will be third years, tokyo rev will be the same age bUT NO SMUT. I REFUSE TO WRITE SMUT :D

#tokyo revengers #Mha #bnha #bnha x reader #mha x reader #tokyo revengers x reader #toman x reader #1a x reader #angst #hurt #fluff #tokyo revengers au #mha au #anime au #bnha au #bakugou x reader #mha angst #tokyo revengers angst #mha fluff #tokyo revengers fluff #tokyo revengers x mha #mikey x reader #gn!reader #x reader #fanfic #anime fic #masterlist #friends? friends. #friends to lovers

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Friends? Friends. | Prologue

Summary: :)

Warnings: none?

Pairing: Bakugou x  gn!reader x Mikey (?)

The room felt like it was closing in around me. My heart sank as I listened to my teacher's words. “This is the only way.”

I stared at him with tears in my eyes, “I understand. When do I have to leave?” Mr.Aizawa looked down, avoiding my gaze as he tugged at his scarf. “Now. We have everything all set up for you. The cars waiting outside.” “Huh.” My brows raised in confusion. “Now? I can’t even say bye to my friends. What about Bakugou?” “Now Y/n. This is for everyone's safety.” His tone was stern despite his sympathetic gaze. “This time the league won’t hesitate to kill you if they find you. You know how powerful your quirk is, we can’t let them get a hold of you.” The pain in my chest only doubled. “But what about everyone else, won’t they target them too?” “After what happened with Bakugou they’re only getting more aggressive. They’re directly targeting you. You being around only puts them in danger.” “Can I at least still contact them?” “No, being in contact with and knowing where you are will make them an easy way for the league to get to you.”

There was no arguing with him. There was nothing I could say or do to change the situation. I can’t be selfish. 

“Do I at least get to know where I’m going?” Aizawa hesitated before moving to lead me down to where I can only assume the car was. “We're sending you back to Tokyo. We provided you with a place to stay and you’ll be receiving a monthly allowance until it's safe to come back. However, your return isn’t guaranteed.” He mumbled the last part so low I almost didn’t hear it. 

When we reached the car he handed me an envelope. Inside was what I assumed to be my first month's allowance, along with a key and an ID. The ID had my picture but not my name, I didn’t have to be a genius to figure out it was my new alias. I gripped the envelope tightly, crushing the paper in my fist. 

“So this is it?” I asked, turning back to my teacher for what could be the last time. “You know I don’t wanna do this, but you kids are important to me, and I’d do anything to keep you safe. Even if that means sending you away.” I nodded at him, sparing him one last glance before getting into the car. 

This is the only way.

#bnha x reader #tokoyo revengers x mha #tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers #fluff #angst #comfort #bakugo x reader #mikey x reader #tokyo revenger au #mha au #mha #bhna

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Friends? Friends.

hello beautiful mfs, it’s been a while but here i am bringing you more joy heheee <3. My bestie and I are whipping up a series for you all so be ready ahaaaaaa ahahshaaaaaa 🤩🤩 It’s different from what we’ve done before so let me know if y’all like it or want to go back to the crack posts! Be ready 😇...

“We’ll be friends tomorrow”

#bnha x reader #tokyo revengers x mha #tokyo revengers x reader #fluff #angst #comfort #fanfic #mha #tokyo revengers #series #league of villains #bakugou x reader #mikey x reader #anime #mha au #tokyo revengers au #bnha au #anime fic #crossover

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Bakusquad Crack Post Pt.2

Hello you beautiful bitches 😌 hope you had a good day today! I was stuck on what I was going to write and decided to make a side story on what happened with the LoV in the first part! So now i’ll give you high bakusquad ft. The LoV🤩

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Pairing: Aged up Bakusquad x gn!Y/n x LoV 

Warnings: Use of marijuana, swearing, injuries, slight manga spoilers

Summary: Bakusquad gets kidnapped by the Lov, but it turns out better than expected.  

✨QUICK RECAP ✨

You and the Bakusquad were v e r y faded chilling on a hill watching the stars 

A nomu pops out of no where and you all start attacking, but completely miss

The nomu starts chasing you and ends up knocking everyone out 

OKAY NOW LETS GET IT 😈

So... you got kidnapped by the infamous League of Villains

B💥: *waking up* “Fucking shit what hap- oh shit hey crusty 😏 never thought i’d be here again.”

ST(Shiggy)🧴: “Never thought you’d be this easy to catch you little bitch”

B💥: “WHO YOU CALLIN A LITTLE BITCH YOU FLAKEY FU-”

Y/n🥵: *evil/scary ass voice* “Bakugou if you don’t shut the fuck up right now i’ll let his flakey ass disintegrate you. You’re beING TOO FUCKING LOUD 😃🔪”

B💥: “uh... where’d you get that knife from :D”

K💪🏼: “Hey guys, sorry to ruin your moment but shouldn’t we be concerned that we got kidnapped.”

M💅🏽: “I agree... We literally got kidnapped by the people who want to kill us.”

S🕷: “Oh shit, that’s who they are? No wonder they looked so familiar.”

All: 👁👄👁

ST🧴: “Ya’ll are dumber than I expected... anyway we want you guys to join us. You all have powerful quirks, especially you Baku-”

B💥: “YAWWNNNN. No thank you. I already said no.”

ST🧴: “Did you just s a y the word yawn 🙃 *scratching neck* You’re pissing me off. I’ll just kill you then.”

S🕷: “Hold on mr.saltine, before you kill bakubro can we smoke our last joint? This weed was expensive and I AM NOT letting it go to waste. Plus I have even more and it needs to be gone before I die.” 

M💅🏽: “Sero please tell me you didn’t bring your stoner pack.”

S🕷: *pulls out his so called “Seros Super Stoner Pack”*

Shiggy’s starting to regret his life choices.

All of a sudden Dabi pops out of no where

DB🔥: “Is that weed? I smell weed. Where is it.”

 Sero had the most amazing idea, but not for them to escape no, he has had the most amazing idea to make sure he finishes his weed.

S🕷: “...Wanna smoke with us 👀 I already rolled a joint and I can roll at least 4 more. Don’t wanna let it all go to waste 😃”

DB🔥: “Let them out of the cuffs. I need to smoke.”

At this point Shigaraki is over everything and decides to smoke to distract himself from the stupidity.

So, ya know, Sero does his thing and hands yall the other papers to roll up

*30 minutes and 5 joints later...*

DB🔥: “NO BUT LIKE ENDEAVOR IS A FUCKING B I T C H. HE CAN KISS MY BURNT ASS.”

 This smoke session somehow turned into a therapy session. 

DB🔥: “I KNOW HE’S MY DAD BUT HOLY SHIT. FUCKER PUSHED ME INTO FAKING MY OWN FUCKING DEATH AND NOW HERE I AM. IM BURNT, MUSTY, AND STUCK WITH THIS CRUSTY ASS BITCH.”

Y/n🥵: *patting his back* “There there, let it out... uhuh just like that”

DB🔥: “I CAN’T EVEN FUCKING CRY. MY TEAR DUCTS ARE BURNT AND I FEEL DUMB AS FUCK CRYING WITH NO TEARS. I LOOK FUCKING CONSTIPATED.”

ST🧴: “Bitch please, you look constipated all the time.”

DB🔥: “Square the fuck up. 😃 Right now.”

D⚡️: “So... we just gon ignore the fact that he’s Endeavors “dead” son?”

Eventually Dabi lets everything off of his chest and goes off pouting in your arms

To lighten up the mood Sero connects his phone to his speaker and picks whatever song came up first 

It was WAP by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion.

Denki was the first one to get up and starts to rap the first verse. He knew it word for word.

Sero joined in after but also started dancing

Mans was MOVING them hips. Them shits were swaying like it was nobody’s business 💅🏽

WAIT SO HEAR ME OUT,  I feel like Bakugou would be a completely different person when he’s high

Yeah he’s still angry and shit but he’d be sooooo fucking funny

 This bitch would get up all of a sudden and be like 

B💥: “YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG FUCKER. THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING MOVE”

Then he starts aggressively twerking anyway he can 😭

He’s twerking on the wall, on the floor, ON PEOPLE  

You all eventually form a circle around him and start hyping him up

LMAOO ITS LIKE THAT DANCE CIRCLE AT SCHOOL DANCES AND EVERYONE HAS THEIR PHONE OUT

Y/n🥵: “BEST FRIEND SHOW EM YOUR MOVES”

K:💪🏼: “GO, OUUU YUH GET IT I GUESS 💅🏽... OKAY IM NEXT BEST FRIEND. GET THE CAMERA 🤩”

KIRI FUCKING PUSHES HIM OUT 

K💪🏼: “dougie 🤪 hype me up 😤🥵”

He does it REALLY bad, but that’s not gonna stop the hype 

ST🧴: “AHAHAHA WHY HE MOVIN LIKE THAT. MANS STIFF AS FUCK”

M💅🏽: “Like you can do any better than that 😗”

ST🧴: “Baby please, watch this”

Shiggy starts voguing... and he’s really fucking good. 

All: “💀”

DB🔥: “HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING GOLD . YO GUYS GET THE FUCK OUT YOUR ROOMS. Hehe he’s gonna regret doing this. ”

The rest of the LoV members come out and are shocked 

They don’t know whether to laugh, cry, or be disgusted 

TG🔪: “Dabi... is he okay, wait a minute... wHEN DID THEY GET HERE”

SP🐊: “...I’m going back to my room.”

TW👺: “OUU YUH SHIGGY. GET IT BITCH- this is so fucking disgusting.”

Mr.Compress and Kurogiri don’t even bother to see whats happening

Once the most iconic part of the song pops up YOU AND MINA GO OFF.

M💅🏽: “OUT OF THE WAY BITCHES. ITS THE BADDIES TURN.”

Holy fuck can y/n and Mina marry me already. p l e a s e.

Yall hitting every beat, every move, THE ATTITUDE. Yes. A+. 1000/10

Everyone was screaming their asses off and jumping around

After WAP, Dear Maria, Count Me In by All Time Low played

DB🔥: “OHHH SHIT ITS MY TIME WHORES”

Dabi pulls out a guitar and amp out of thin air and plays his fucking heart out.

Bakugou finds drums and plays like theres no tomorrow

Sero finds a bass and joins in 

Y/n🥵: “What the fuck 😃 why is this so good 😃”

The rest of you starts head banging and singing along

K💪🏼: “TAKE A BREATH DONT IT SOUND SO EASY, NEVER HAD A DOUBT NOW IM GOING CRAZY WATCHING FROM THE FLOOR”

M💅🏽: “waYMENT- I THOUGHT HE COULDN’T SING. WHERE DID THAT COME FROM 😳”

Denki adds harmony to the next part

K💪🏼D⚡️: “TAKE A BREATH AND LET THE REST COME EASY, NEVER SETTLE DOWN CAUSE THE CASH FLOW LEAVES ME. ALWAYS, WANTING MORE”

Y/n🥵: “DENKI YOU TOO??? I’m going to pass away. This is too muCH. I’M GOING TO SIMP PLEASE.”

Oop, the best part’s coming up... who’s singing next?👀

DB🔥: “IT WAS NEVER A PHASE MOM. ITS A LIFE STYLE- CAUSE I GOT YOUR PICTURE IM COMING WITH YOU DEAR MARIA COUNT ME IN THERES A STORY AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS BOTTLE AND IM THE PEN.”

That shit was chefs fucking kiss. Dabi has the perfect voice for this song.

At this point you, Mina, and Shiggy were on the floor with tears streaming down your faces.

When yall thought it couldn’t get any better, Bakugou and Sero start harmonizing for the last part 💅🏽

B💥S🕷: MAKE IT COUNt WHEN IM THE ONE WHOS SELLING YOU OUT CAUSE IT FEELS LIKE STEALING HEARTS CALLING YOUR NAME FROM THE CROWD”

Dead. You flat lined. Your limit has been passed and now you’re a hard core simp. 

Mina was so glad she started recording because there definitely won’t be another opportunity.  

Y/n🥵: “Guys... WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. HOW CAN YOU PULL INSTRUMENTS OUT OF YOUR ASSES AND PLAY PERFECTLY. KIRI WHERE THE HELL DID THE VOICE COME FROM.”

The boys were sweating and out of breath. They just did a whole performance in the hide out with zero practice.

They stared at each other at the end for a little bit and excitedly hyped themselves up. 

Dabi spoke about starting a band forgetting about his occupation and why the bakusquad was there in the first place

Honestly this moment was precious. The villains and aspiring hero’s were getting along because of the weed in their system. This just proves how weed can solve all your problems 💅🏽

*knock knock* “Doordash delivery”

ST🧴: “Oh, when did you guys order food?”

S🕷: “We didn’t order food...”

ST🧴: “... FUCKING SHIT NOT AGA-”

The pro hero’s busted in 🤩

DB🔥: “KUROGIRIIII. GET US THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.”

And just like the the LoV escaped

M💅🏽: “Ya kno what, I honestly forgot where we were.”

B💥: “Same.”

K💪🏼: “We were having too much fun...”

D⚡️: “Ughhh why’d they come so early 😫 we were boutta start a band 🥺”

S🕷: “Wait... why were we here again??”

Y/n🥵: “Sero...baby, maybe you should lay off the weed for a bit 💀”

Aizawa walked in and shot his scarf out to all of you. He made sure to make them uncomfortably tight and pulled you guys right to him.

A🐱: 👺👹*gremlin noises*👺👹

Lol you guys are fucked. 

HELLOOOOO I hope you guys enjoyed this story of what went on when the squad got kidnapped!! Honestly my account is gonna have ALOT of bakusquad scenarios since I literally love all of them so much. Not a day goes by where I’m not thinking about hanging out with them 😭 Credits to jazzmonster for the gif 😌 once I saw it I knew I had to use it. Anywayy thank you all so much for the support :’-) I didn’t think people would actually like the stuff I write since its all over the place 😫 Hope you have a good rest of your day/night 🖤

#BNHA Headcanons #bnha x reader #lov x reader #league of villains #league of villians x reader #dabi x reader #shigaraki x y/n #bakusqaud #bakusquad x reader #bakugou x reader #kirishima x reader #sero x reader #mina x reader #denki x reader #mha #mha x y/n #mha x reader #mha x gender neutral reader #bnha x y/n #bnha x gender neutral reader #bnha x gn!reader #mha x gn!reader #mha headcanons #shigaraki x reader

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Bakusquad Crack Post

Sup bitches 🤩how’s your day been? hope its been good! Anywayyy i was listening to a “Rolling joints with Sero Hanta” playlist and this popped up in my mind sooo here’s a little Bakusquad scenario 😏

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Pairing: aged up Bakusquad x GN Y/n

Warnings: Use of marijuana, swearing, injuries

Summary: A smoke session with the babes turned into a chaotic mess 

Ights sluts lets get into it 😈

Sero Hanta is the stoner of the group. Period. 

He taught everyone how to roll up just incase he was too high to function and wanted to smoke more

One night he texted the gc asking if everyone wanted to have a smoke sesh before they had to study for exams 

You all agreed and went over to his dorm together

All except Bakugou.

He called all of you “idiots” and “dumbasses” for getting faded before studying, but all Sero had to say for him to come was

“Ight bakubro, if you can’t handle it you could’ve said that instead of making excuses 🤷🏻‍♂️”

Bakugou showed up within 5 minutes.

Once everyone was together, tape boy had everything set up

There were 4 joints lined up, hella snacks, drinks, video games, and movies

He even had the LED a n d Galaxy lights on

Lordy it was gonna be a long ass night

NOW ON TO THE FIRST ROTATION 🤩

You know how I said Sero is the stoner? yup uhuh he got the MF GAS.

The rotation was Bakugou, Kiri, You, Mina, Denki, then Sero

You all have a high tolerance so after you saw Bakugou coughing up a fucking lung, yall knew you were in trouble

Everyone coughed... except Sero. He just busted a lung laughing💀

So the joint is finished and you’re all feeling fuzzy

yes you’re high, BUT its not enough to get you guys staring at the wall thinking about space and aliens

Just high enough where time is slowed down and your body feels light

Denki randomly shouted to play video games and everyone agreed

Guess what you’re playing 👀

Ju-on. The fucking grudge game. 

Why did Denki choose this game? oh he just wanted to see if it’d be a scarier experience if you’re all faded

It was 😃

Kiri volunteered to play the first stage to show off his Manliness 😤

So there he goes walking into the abandoned building 

yall know how you can use another wii remote to trigger jumpscares? 

yeahhhh Kiri didn’t know about it... and Bakugou was in charge of that

Everyone was chillin, lowkey feeling at edge to prepare themselves for anything about to pop up

Here comes the scene where he opens the door and scary bitch is on the other side waiting to grab him 

K: “Uhhhh this doesn’t feel right... am I supposed to go this way?

B: “No shit dumbass, its telling you go that way isn’t it? What are you scared or something 😏 I thought you were too manly for this game”

K: “I-I’m not scared... just making s-sure.”

M: “Hehe you’re stuttering kiri”

K: “...I’m just cold”

Right before he grabbed the door handle (I kinda forgot how the game went oops 😅) bakubitch tiggered a jumpscare

K: “Okay here I g- what the fuck 😃”

It didn’t work.

K: “Oh that wasn’t too bad! The games gonna have to try harder if it wants to scare m- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS THAT”

Scary bitch popped up outta no where and grabbed him

S: “DUDE FUCKING RUN AWAY”

Y/N: “KIRI THE BITCH IS RIGHT THERE WHY AREN’T YOU DOING ANYTHING”

K: “FUCK- CAN’T YOU SEE IM TRYING”

B: “BITCH SHAKE THE CONTROLLER. YOU HAVE TO SHAKE THE CONTROLLER”

K: “AHSJHS WHY ISN’T SHE LETTING GO”

D: “I-IT”S TELLING YOU HOW TO SHAKE IT. GO LEFT, NO NOW RI-”

Kiri accidentally punched Denki in the face 🙃

All: “...whAT THE FUCK AHAHAHSHAH”

yeahhh so thats how the game ended 😭

Denki was laying on the floor staring at the ceiling wondering what the hell just happened and why everyone was laughing at him

D: *in his head* “I just got punched square in the face 😃 and they’re laughing at me 😃 This is fine. 😃”

K: “B-bro are you okay 😭 iM sorry AHAsh its- its just everyone was screaming and AhahhAHAHA IM SORRY 😭”

Sero let him start the second rotation as an apology for laughing instead of checking up on him 

Honestly yall don’t know if you can go on to the third

Everyone was hella faded at this point

Eyes red, dry mouths, and hungry stomachs

Mina ordered TacoBell knowing everyone was gonna want to eat more than the snacks and you all sat on the floor munching away

You all started talking about stupid stuff:

S: “So like... what happens when we get scared half to death twice”

M: “👁👄👁”

B: “👁👄👁”

D: “👁👄👁”

Y: “👁👄👁”

K: “👁👄👁”

D: “I’ve been scared half to death multiple times... im fucking immortal.”

After a few more high conversations Mina suggests to make tiktoks 

Have yall seen the tiktok where Mina and Y/n do the trend where they wink at the camera and all the boys are watching and Baku comes up to kiss Y/n? 

yup you do that BUT

When Bakugou grabbed your cheeks and went in for the kiss he missed and fell flat on his face 💀

*Cue everyone falling on their asses crying*

Best believe the tiktok went viral 🤩

After the third joint yall decided that the room was too suffocating and went out for a walk 

It didn’t seem like a bad idea... until you all got outside

Denki and Sero were singing “Milkshake” at the top of their lungs while wall twerking on the trees

Kiri and Bakugo were racing to see who’s the fastest but kept tripping over their own feet

You and Mina were recording everything those dumbasses were doing.

All of a sudden yall found yourselves in a clear area a bit far from the dorms

Bakugou laid in the grass staring up at the stars and you all joined getting into a little cuddle pile

At this point the effects of the joints hit at once and everyone was out of their heads

They felt like their spirits were floating out of their bodies

*BOOM*

M: “...did you guys hear that”

All: “yes”

M: “should we go check it out?”

B: “Hell yeah. What if it’s a villain? I bet I can beat their ass in less than a second”

Y: “First, thats literally impossible. Second, We can barely fucking move. How do you expect us to fight a villain 🙂”

A Nomu popped up in front of you

D: “Uhhh aye Bakubro... you think you can beat his ass in less than a second?”

B: “FUCK YEAH WATCH THIS YOU FUCKING EXTRAS.”

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HE FUCKING MISSED Nomu: “ERRHSJAKFjhuSGHD”

Y/n: *shoots up on their feet then falls over immediately* “DAMNIT I CAN’T STAND UP STRAIGHT WHAT DO WE DO”

Everyone started to use their quirks

Sero shot tape to the nomu

Denki sent 1 millions volts

Mina just kept shooting acid out

Kiri hardened up and threw punches like his life depend on it

Bakugou was screaming “die” and kept exploding shit

and You were also using your quirk to the best of your ability

K: *heavy breathing* “guys... i think we got it”

B: “Ofc we did... we literally went bat shit crazy on it”

When the smoke cleared it was still standing in front of you guys... unharmed...

AND IT MULTIPLIED

K: “😶RUN AWAY”

you all started running back to the dorms

well, tried running back to the dorms

Everyone was bumping into each other and tripping

S: “WE’RE GONNA DIE”

Y/n: “WE’RE NOT GONNA DIE JUST KEEP RUNNING... FUCK THEY’RE GETTING CLOSER

Denki ended up facetiming Aizawa in hopes that he would help

A: “Denki, its 4am what do you w-”

D: “SENSEIIII NOMUS ARE CHASING US. SEND HELP.

A: “Why are you guys out of the dorms? aND WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME USE YOUR QUIRKS. YOU HAVE YOUR HEROS LICENSE FOR A REASoN”

D: “WE TRIED. WE MISSED AND IT MULTIPLIED. WE’RE ALSO HIGH AS FUCK BUT WE’RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT”

A: “... did you say you were high?”

D: “IRRELEVANT. SENSEI WE’RE GONNA DI-”

The nomu caught him.

A: “Denki... Kaminari... hello?... *sigh* you guys are gonna be the death of me.”

You all ended up getting knocked out by the nomus and taken to the League of Villains hideout 

B: “...Never thought i’d be here again”

S: “ I still have the last joint in my pocket... ya’ll wanna smoke?”

Dabi and Shiggy stared at him like he was crazy but agreed anyway 🤪who’s gonna pass up a free joint? not them. 

So everyone got high again and chilled until the Pro Hero’s saved your asses :)

Oh and also don’t think Aizawa let you guys off the hook. 

You all got house arrest and extra BRUTAL lessons for the next 2 months 

The End :)

Yeahhh idk what this was but I hope you all enjoyed it!! I really wanted to write something angsty but as I was writing I couldn’t take myself seriously and ended up making jokes 😭

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HIII :)

Just wanted to say i started this account for fun and to post whatever comes up in my mind. Im usually thinking about A LOT of things all the time and decided to share with others 🤪 Idk how much i’ll update since i write whenever i think of something good bbuuuutttt yeahhhh thats it :D 

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Dabi Headcannons

hello :3 i hope you enjoyed your day today :) bUT ANYWAY here are some best friend Dabi headcannons!! also it’s a quirkless au so instead of his scars he has hella tats and piercings :)))

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Warnings: cussing, implied sexual themes (barely), nudity, marijuana, sexual assult

I tried to make this as gender neutral as possible! 

Ouuuu I hope you all are ready for this shit 

SO you and emo boy have been best friends since kindergarten 

After meeting, the two of you basically grew up with each other and were inseparable 

Throughout middle school and high school every one thought you both were dating since you’re together ALL THE TIME. 

Don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say all the time

You’d drive to school together, have the same classes, sit with each other at lunch, then go home together. 

Biittcchhhh you’d even have detention together

But anywayyyyyyy time skip to college days 

OFC you and Dabi are roommates

Living together was a ✨d r e a m✨

You both planned days where some of your other friends would come over and everyone would drink, smoke, and hangout 

During these hang outs tho Dabi would keep a close eye on you 

Baby boy is possessive. Even if you two aren’t dating you’re his and his only 😡no one can lay their eyes on you or even BREATHE near you... unless he trusted them 

Ouu bubs one day yall threw a party, invited all your friends and told them to invite who ever the fuck they wanted 

Bad idea 🤩

As you were sitting on the couch talking to a couple of close friends, a drunk fucker came up to you and got all up in your space

Baby you are a BAD BITCH, but you were too high and drunk to function at the moment 

The bastard came up to you reeking of booze and weed. The mf could barely stand and crashed on the couch next to you 

They started hitting on you and touching up on you without consent

hah. The fucker was boutta die. Dabi was watching the whole time.

(sorry the next part might be bad, but im trying :’-))

“Heyyyyyy babyyyy you lookin real scrumptious tonight” 

you and all your friends looked at him like 👁👄👁

“W-what are you doing here a-all hehe all by yourself?”

Normally sober you would’ve laughed in this bastards face and walked away but babes you were fucked up 

“u-uh I’m not here by myself silly hehe, my friends are sitting right in front of me”

Your friends already saw Dabi watching so they decided to just let the scene unfold, unless something bad happened before he could get to you

“Hmmm I don’t see anyone. How bout me and you go find a room and h-have some f-freaky time” *mf squeezes your thigh*

“E-excuse me I d-didn’t say you c-could touch me”

oop Dabi’s getting closer 

“C’mon baabbeeeee, just a little fuck won’t hurt 🥴I mean you’re dressed up like that so you must be asking for it. s-stop being a t-tease”

uh-ohhh they invaded your nono square 

“G-GET THE FUCK OFF ME”

you may be wondering what your friends are doing, but keep reading sweetie. I promise you’ll love it 🤩

“Stop being such a b-” WHAACKKKKK BOOM BOOMM

You best believe Dabi hit the fucker straight across the head with an empty bottle 

But thats not the only thing he did uh-uh nooppeee

Dabi pushed the fucker off of you, kicked their no no square, then quite literally threw them out of the apartment

After that situation he kicked everyone out 

During the whole thing you were still on the couch in a daze thinking about what happened and lowkey trying to bring yourself back to earth

When Dabi had everyone out and finished cleaning he went to you to see if the bitch did any damage before he got to you

“Hey bub (yes he calls you bub fight me) are you doing all right?”

You stared in his eyes and said 

“You’re pretty ya know that?”

He chuckled and carried you bridal style to bed

“You must be fucked up if you’re complimenting me so easy”

“It’s only the truth bitch 😤”

The next morning you woke up with a deadly fucking headache not remembering anything that occurred the night before.

Turning over you caught Dabi staring at you

“👁👅👁”

“fuCKING SHIT DABI WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STARING AT ME LIKE THAT”

He rolled off the bed laughing his ass off 

After his little episode he got you some medicine and food 

Baby, after yesterday you felt nasty as fuck

you smelled like a whole frat party, so ofc you decided to shower

Dabi insisted on showering with you just in case your headache came back and caused you to “slip and split your head open” 

He convinced you and its not like you two haven’t seen each other naked anyway or messed around 😗

Sooooooo ya’ll step into the shower

It was pretty big so there was some space between the two of you

you’re there minding your own business washing your face until Dabi said 

“...Since when did you get that ass” 

“😃 why are you staring at my ass”

You turned your head around to see him still staring 

“It stared at me first”

He poked it. He didn’t pinch it, grab it, smack it. No. He poked it.

“Dabi... what the fuck are you doing :D”

“Sorry... it just looked soft”

After that you both switched places and his ass was on full display

Smirking to yourself you brought your hand back and-

*SMAAAACKKKKK*

He froze and turned to look at you 

“Harder.”

And thats how you both ended up a laughing screaming mess trying to hold yourselves up in the shower 😭

“D-DABI AHAHAHAH WHY THE HELL-”

“IM SORRY AHAHAH IT JUST CAME OUT AHA”

“OUT OF EVERYTHING THO- I CAN”T FUCKING BREAATHEE AHH”

“WELL- well I mean if you’re gonna smack it at least go all out 😏”

“bye 💀”

The shower lasted about an hour due to making jokes and screaming out sad music at the top of your lungs

“AANNDDD IIIIII HOLY SHIT- WILL ALWAYS-LOVE YOUUUU- OUU FUCK”

When you two got out of the shower Dabi said “pose for the camera we look hot as fuck” 

He took out his phone and opened snap

This fucker captioned the pic “Normalize showering with the homies 🥵🥶”

Theres never a dull day with this bitch. 

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Hawks Headcanons

Warnings: cussing, use of marijuana 

OKAYOKAY SO this would literally be the cutest fucking relationship

He’s the type of boyfriend to tease you CONSTANTLY but ofc its out of love

You guys could be laying in bed watching a show and he’d randomly scream just to get a reaction out of you 

“OH MY FUCKING GOD”

“FUCKING SHIT KEIGO WHAT HAPPENED”

“Nothing :) i just wanted to see what you would do”

*y/n proceeds to kick keigo off the bed*

“...I deserve that.”

Dates would consist of ordering food (preferably nuggets), wearing onesies, binge watching anime, AND ROLLING A FAT ASS JOINT :D

Since this man is a foodie, he eats a alot… NOW WHEN HE’S HIGH, THATS A WHOLE ASS DIFFERENT STORY.

Expect to spend $200 at McDonalds to satisfy bird brains hunger

“Baby birrrddddd, dooovveeeee, chICKEN WINGGGG IM HUNGRY :(“

“Kei… you literally ate 100 nuggets”

“Okay and? I shared those nuggets with you”

“no... you didn’t… i got my own since i knew you were gonna eat them all”

“Awh 🥺 babe 🥺 do you care about me that much 🥺” 

“nah ur a fatass lol, and an even bigger fatass when you’re smacked”

“I- 😃”

“AHAHA IM KIDDING STOP CRYING I'LL GO ORDER MORE NUGGETS” 

*cue hawks wrapping himself up in his wings sobbing* “...can u roll up again too 🥺” 

“*sighs* yes” 

“😄”

Don’t get me wrong, a high hawks can be very cute but at the same time he’s annoying as hell

Will not stop bothering you about how he can’t stand up, how hungry he is, and how bored he is

Basically he turns into a brat 

He once tried to fly but ended up bumping into a building 

He had to take off for a few days because of a concussion :D

Days off with keigo would be amazing 

ya’ll could go from cuddling in bed all day, enjoying each others company to screaming karaoke songs till you loose your voice. 

Keigo would be dancing around screaming the lyrics to “Don’t Stop Me Now” by queen at the top of his damn lungs 

He’s not good AT ALL LMAOO.

His voice is cracking and he keeps hitting all the wrong notes, but its hilarious

You’re on the floor crying holding your stomach while he struts down the hall in his kfc onesie.

Eventually he pulls you up and you join in singing just as horribly. 

okay imma get soft now hehe

When you guys are cuddling, he likes to wrap his wings around you and pull you close.

He prefers you facing him so he can give you cute lil forehead kisses. (but really he just wants to stare at your beautiful ass face bc bby boi is in LOVE)

Theres soft lofi music playing in the background and he’s humming along to it.

HE WILL PLAY WITH YOUR HAIR

idk what he does but when he plays with your hair it is pure bliss. 

you’ll fall asleep within five minutes or less. Thats how good he is.

All in all when ya’ll are cuddling he likes to have you close and he needs to have his hands on you

whether its running up and down your back, playing with your hair, playing with your hands, he WILL have his hands on you

but with consent ofc :) 

he does not want to make you uncomfortable at all

whispers about how much he loves you and how much he appreciates you 

“I love you birdie. Thank you for sticking around me, and comforting me, and feeding me, and loving me, and hugging me, and kissing me, and wiping my tears away, and cuddling me, oh and also for fuc-” 

“OKAYY THATS ENOUGH ”

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