fred weasley headcanons
my qualifications: i’ve read the fourth book like four times. also don’t get mad at me <3. ANYWAY!!
he never outgrew the middle school phase of just moaning in the back of the class room as loud as possible. he also definitely asks the teachers random personal questions to get them distracted (i feel like it only works with flitwick)
he smells a little bit like fire, but there’s probably a nice cinnamon-y woodsy overlay. like an enchanted forrest fire. also probably a hint of sweat if we’re honest, i’m sorry.
chews with his mouth open. if you tell him to stop he does that thing where he hits himself in the mouth with food repeatedly and looks at you like YOU’RE the idiot.
in the book canonically he is shorter than ron. my head canon? he made make shift stilts so he can be taller. he can NOT walk in them
post quidditch win, random butt slaps with his bat. no butt is safe.
only wears boxers to bed
speaking of bed HE SPREAD EAGLES THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE NIGHT he will take up the entire bed regardless of size.
draws on his skin when he’s bored, connects his freckles together to make shapes like constellations.
tell the first years phony spells that are like little rhymes. like seamus’s spell to turn his drink into rum in the first movie sounds a lot like the spell he gave ron to turn scabbers yellow, i think that treatment was not a little sibling exclusive.
curses out loud when he screws up a potion IN potions, in front of snape.
flirting is either super casual, you might not even know he’s doing it, or he’ll be super loud and obnoxious. either way still really cute.
pyromaniac, and again, i mean that with love
has not once tied his own tie correctly for school, percy did it a couple times for him during first year but it kept getting messed up so he stopped. he ties his own in a knot, around his head, or he just does not.
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hot girl summer time to start a fanfiction writing account for the first time since sixth gradeeee 😎😎
(hmu w requests though, and PLEASE LET ME PROOF READ UR FIC)
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