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" You're finally here "

You know... that one scene.....

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So .. originally I didn't wanna color it so it was a messy sketch to begin with. Thus, the messy coloring hfhjjs

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Neku dancing with his partners <3

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[ puts neku sakuraba in a jar and shakes him around vigorously ]

[ whispers to the empty catacombs of my psyche ]

Fascinating.

#it's fine he has a twig to climb on he's happy

[bangbang-dear]

Bet you assholes thought I had forgotten my password. And which email is associated with my account. And the password to my email. And which alternative email is listed as a means to reset my suspected primary email passcode, which is necessary to deduce which email is associated with my tumblr, in order to reset the password to my blog.

Yes, I'm sure you thought so.

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tfw you go to con and forget to take pics together. 😐

#ooc #twewy #momocon

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      “You thought this would never come back to haunt you. But lo, I have produced many a laminated print for distribution. Your divinity wiggler will be your undoing.”

“Say, Neku, would you like to play with my divinity wiggler? Don’t worry; it’s hand-tamed.”

#it's like 7:30 am and i'm going through ass old threads #nobody touch me

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    I’ve been rehearsing my Sanae Hanekoma impressions. Rate them from great to greatest, if you don’t mind.

    ahem.

    Heya, kids, you wanna kill god with me?

    Joshua Kiryu, if you don’t stop Tin Pinning on my lawn, I’m gonna throw out my back and Beyblade you with it.

    Have you ever snorted coffee grounds like crack cocaine? … do you want to snort coffee grounds like crack cocaine?

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     What do you call it when god has two orgasms?

     The Second Coming.

#this is also still really funny

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bangbang-dear:

     Neku is upset, so he’s literally just binge-watching old My Chemical Romance videos.

…..

#help this is still really funny

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hey hey hey cmon i’m just a little guy. I’m just a little guy and it’s my birthday. cmooooon im a little birthday boy. you’re gonna punch a little guy on his birthday?

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josh and neku try pillow talk

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     “Wait ... the vanilla extract joke has nothing to do with substance abuse? Really?”

#you can get drunk as a skunk on that stuff #or so i am told #cough

[bangbang-dear]

"Are you bored? I'm bored. Heard any interesting useless facts lately?"

     "Sperm whales are named for a waxy substance inside their heads that resembles jizz, a cigarette company invented the modern concept of trading cards to market carcinogenic products to children, and Yellowstone National Park has an infamous 'Zone of Death' wherein crimes committed cannot be tried due to a legal inability to form a jury."

     "... that last one, I would argue is pretty useful, though. Are you unbored yet?"

#and i guess moby dick is supposed to be a good book BECAUSE it's so boring #in that it mimics the monotony amidst short bursts of adrenaline experienced by whale hunters at sea #you too can be famous if your book is boring enough #the-composer

[bangbang-dear]

     get in, losers, we’re going shopping

#large fucking sigh

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      okay okay i will buckle down and work on nicer icons. uhh somehow. in the meantime hmu or like if you want a random, potentially hazardous starter and/or ask. 

#ooc #gee imagine if i actually worked on my blog instead of complaining about ppl not liking my blog

[bangbang-dear]

      this Thing the fandom does, on all platforms, where you might as well be dead to everyone if you’re not in with the cool kids. tired of it. i didn’t do shit to anyone but my entire existence is a fandom-wide no fly zone. which is hilarious because i was here wayyyy before most of the current “in” crowd was.

[bangbang-dear]

     Birth her? I hardly know ‘er.

#i was hatched actually