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got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me

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went to scared.com and they said youre a regular. they said youve got prey animal rank.

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WE ARE SO FUCKING THERE

genuinely thank you so much to everyone that has streamed this song over the years it has truly kept me writing and working on the rest of this project despite it all!!!!!!!!! i love you!!!!!!!!!!!

its my birthday and were at less than 5k to 1 mil streams on drinking song so for my birthday present i would like everyone to stream it a couple times today on spotify. thank u

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its my birthday and were at less than 5k to 1 mil streams on drinking song so for my birthday present i would like everyone to stream it a couple times today on spotify. thank u

#im also sick so i think this would improve my spirit

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literally one of my favorite tweets ever

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the death of 8tracks made you all so bad at making playlists i fear. good ship or character playlist is max 16 songs and devastatingly perfectly crushingly curated. it should make sense musically, if not across the playlist, then at least from song to song. GRADIENTS of genre. think about this before you make a 200 song ship playlist that includes both maroon 5 and mitski. Think on it

#im still good at it. dare i say an expert #its called sequencing and its my right as a musician

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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

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only took me 8hrs and 20mins to figure out how to color this cohesively BUT HI!!! HI GUYS!! I MADE A THING!!!! HI!!!!

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bring back follow forever lists like they were a little cliquey and a little cringe but they also represented a kind of earnestness and inclination toward connectedness that i MISS online

#oh to be 14 in 2012 and making friends online #those were NOT the days i was depressed but some things were nice

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IS ANYONE ELSE FEELING THE HOPE OF SPRING

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masculine women are our angels. our boyfriends. to desecrate their name you should be reguarded with scorn and pity and being killed with rocks

#the locked tomb #yeah

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to work is to find yourself alone and taking a moment to say a little silly thing to yourself such as “greemed beam”

#told this to my partner and they said ‘jet fuel cant melt greemed beams’ which killed me dead

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A quick Mareep for someone very kind (:

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after analyzing every possible chess game using a quantum computer we have determined that the optimal strategy is to move the horseys around. this is literally unbeatable

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I can see why someone would worship a tree. Not every tree but some of them tempt me to idolatry. Like... Anyone else get this

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neopets mr beast came to my doorstep. and who was i to turn him away

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this is about being gifted 5m in neopets items from a stranger on the internet

sometimes lifes biggest profits come from just being cool about it