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Me? Obsessed with Oscar Isaac? Again? Absolutely

featuring my fav photo of him

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Rafa [People vs. Richard Wheatley]: Dominick

Sonny [A Final Call at Fornini's Bar]: Rafael

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*Carisi and Barba sitting in jail together*

Carisi: so who should we call?

Barba: I'd call Olivia, but i feel safer in jail.

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Excuse me, someone on staff said Barisi was canon??? Do you perhaps have a link or even a name I can start the googling process with?

Yup! Robert Brooks Cohen, himself an openly bi man, was one of the writers during Esparza's run on SVU. You can still find old tweets where he talks about shipping it and in interviews he's discussed that he intended for Barba to be read as queer and he wanted to make Barisi canon!

#this is why we can't have nice things #barisi

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Sonny: Did you call a judge dumb today?

Rafael: No

Rafael: I said ‘Are you dumb?’

Rafael: I was asking him

Sonny: Do you think that’s appropriate?

Rafael: Very much so

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Rafael to the squad: I'm not going to say I told you so. Carisi?

Sonny: He told you so

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Rafael: Great. My weather app won't update. Now how am I supposed to know if I need a jacket or not?

Sonny: You could just step outside and see

Rafael: What am I, a barbarian?

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Rafael: Carisi! Do you have lunch plans?

Sonny: As a matter of fact, I do

Rafael: I don't care, Carisi. You're coming to lunch with me and my mother

Sonny: Okay, sounds great!

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What songs SVU would sing at Karaoke

Fin, surprisingly would jump at the chance to sing Midnight Train To Georgia.

Liv would refuse to sing at all, but Amanda would dare her to sing Don’t Stop Believin, so she would sing it...very badly.

Amanda would voluntarily rap Not Afraid by Eminem.

Sonny and Mike would duet Give It Up from Victorious

Alex would sing Tequila. She’d just stand on stage, completely still for 45 seconds, and then say “Tequila”

Rafael would do an incredible performance of Tonight (I’m Fucking You) by Enrique Iglesias.

Kat would sing welcome to the black parade.

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Why does Nick have so many outfit changes in one episode?

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requested by anon–  when hotch verbally dissects random people with varying degrees of politeness

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My sexuality is Daryl Fucking Dixon with a motherfucking RPG

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Watching episode 3 like "what a good time to be bisexual"

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can i say big major fucking props to the director and cinematographer and choreographer and actors and anyone else involved in that last scene of loki ep 3 where sylvie and loki are fighting to get onto the ark and its FILMED IN ONE CONTINUOUS SHOT

that takes SOOOOOOO much coordination and it paid off to create one of the sexiest scenes i’ve ever seen chef’s kisses to them