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The wild thing about being obsessed with your own DnD campaign is that there's absolutely NO fandom content for it except the stuff that you make

Like, what do you mean only six other people in the entire world have heard of Dave the Ice Elemental whose job is Freezer at the Fantasy Starbucks?

#and then the campaign ends and you go insane thinking abt it still

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#used to be cassette before i sold my volvo. NOW its either CD or Phone

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#aes

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Hi guys! So as you may or may not know, my mother has been hit with a very large vet bill she cannot afford to pay for.

My comic is launching next month, but to try and help raise funds towards this bill I've decided to open up preorders for the PDF ahead of time! You can check that out here:

If you're not interested in the comic but still want to help out, we've got a gofundme set up here:

And if you can't purchase or donate, reblogs would be greatly appreciated—either this post or the post where I explain the situation in more detail. Thank you! ❤

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do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button

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#aes

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#trans stuff

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remember when captain america said he wasn't dating because "it's kinda hard to find someone with shared life experience" and then later in the movie they revived his best friend and silly rabbit and right hand man and the only person that could hope to understand his specific set of circumstances and then they walked the earth together as two men out of time soul-tied by fate and loyalty and blistering unwavering devotion. and that wasnt meant to mean anything

#im painfully bored of captain america in general but god did this movie hit at the time.

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(Justin McElroy voice) Hachi Machi

#hiiiiii #bg3

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been working on anime-girlifying the music bots for extremely self indulgent reasons,, havent yet decided for sure on designs but im having a great time

#transformers #CUUTE

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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

#lmao???? #uh. 2 #1 is getting the best head though #nsft #dungeon meshi

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They love each other so much I think I might just die

#JEEZ #star trek

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omg i told a million times just bc the amulet glows a bright pulsating red every time i'm about to commit acts of great evil doesn't mean the amulet is *driving* me to evil. it just gets excited is all

#andy

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Take the test

You can only do 12 options in a poll so if you tie choose which one you prefer???

#tied between sorcerer and barbarian #which is Interesting

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Nikolai Kochergin (1897-1974), ''The White Deer- A Latvian Folk Tale'' by Fainna Solasko, 1973 Source

#insp

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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot