Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in
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me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this
me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life
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tumblr is so great it’s like the diary is talking back
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Whatever anyway look at these puppies
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the fact that i still have to unlearn shame… like come on that’s literally the most embarrassing thing to not have unlearned yet
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i'm digging the hole deeper tomorrow
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starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world
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not people thinking they can escape heartache. avoiding it at all cost is itself a form of it
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music to wear jeans to
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knuckle tats that says libr rary
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Typed "IKEA" into google maps and for some reason it decided to show me pretty much every single IKEA location in the nordic countries combined instead of just the one closest to me and ngl I'm kinda obsessed with this review in Sweden
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they call m,e guy who gets guilty & scared a normal amount about normal things
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Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle
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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
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