bastardcatthings

[bastardcatthings]

Vanilla extract for tumblr sexyman 2023

#vanilla extract #polls #that's it #that's the post

[bastardcatthings]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#ME AND MELINOËËË #(whoa-o-o) #SOLID AS THEY COME #(whoa-o) #hades game #hades 2 #zagreus #melinoe #hades

[bastardcatthings]

A sister!!

#A SEQUEL TO MY FAVORITE GAME OF ALL TIME #NOW FEATURING #HER #MELINOË #I'M SO GODSDAMNED HAPPY #hades 2 #hades game #melinoe #zagreus

[bastardcatthings]

On today's installment of my mother refusing to call things by their correct name, she has recently watched the sandman and refuses to call the show (and the character) anything but ''the sadman''.

#the sandman #morpheus #dream of the endless #mind you english isn't her first language so her propensity for pun-making is extra funny #wanted to be funny and asked her if she wanted to also call the Corinthian the Sassman #she said no and that she finds him incredibly creepy(the eyes) #didn't have the heart to tell her that at least 90% of the fandom finds him incredibly attractive #can't blame her tho. her favorite characters are death and Lucienne so she definitely has taste #the Corinthian is just too much™

[bastardcatthings]

goncharov

#I didn't reblog anything as it was happening but this seems like a good sum up #goncharov

[bastardcatthings]

Fuck it. The Corinthian and "Oh No!"

Ok but The Corinthian "bubblegum bitch" edit when?

#i just wanna change i just wanna change i just wanna- #if i fail i'll fall apart #it's MY nightmarish southern serial killer and i get to choose the music #the corinthian

[bastardcatthings]

Ok but The Corinthian "bubblegum bitch" edit when?

#y'all are so fucking talented in this fandom #pls I'm begging you #the corinthian #the sandman #the sandman netflix

[bastardcatthings]

Me: records my silly little thoughts in my diary

*Some rando: liked your post*

Me: *surprised pikachu face* people can see that?!?

#so this *isn't* my silly little diary that i write in with a glitter pen? #people can interact with my thoughts!? #those things i swore i would never show anyone!? #the yuk puddles pooling just at the border of my conscious and unconscious mind!? #the fun time arguments i have with my demons? the gouls and the pals!? even the voices!?! #the blood-oozing heart shaped arcane desires of my mortal vessel trapped under the carpeting and floorboards of my sense of morality!? #y'all can READ those!?!?!?!?! #smh i thought this app was PRIVATE #tumblr #catch me just casually tag this as ~tumblr~ as if any of this is remotely conventional #I fucking love this cave app so much #no one will ever see this

[bastardcatthings]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL AFTER THIS

#I WON'T BE #just one(1) second of him and I'm already crying #i want him to be on sonic's side so bad #PLS ATLEAST JUST LET THEM BE CIVIL #*crying and sobbing*

[bastardcatthings]

* Me watching the new sonic tv show trailer*

+ mm, it looks alright ig

*Shadow shows up for exactly one(1) second in the last shot *

+THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST SONIC TV SHOW OF ALL TIME

#ok seriosuly tho the animation looks so nice and sonic sounds really good #am I ... actually ... hopeful!?!? #No NO 'beats my desire for happines back with a rolled up newpaper' #anyways not 5 minutes since my return and I'm already being insane about shadow the hedgehog #it's like i never even left (leaves again) #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #sonic prime #shadow the hedgehog #i just love him ok? #he's traumatized and he loves cats he's just like me fr

[bastardcatthings]

With the great Twitter exodus currently in motion, I thought I should just come back and stake my claim to the "long time unhinged girlie, dweller of the deep, rabid racoon stealing trash from your trashcan in the dead of night, the faceless harbinger of doom warning the little German boy of the perils of these dark corners of the world wide web etc. etc" piece of land before people start thinking I'm *shudders* normal.

#I'm kidding normies i luv u (GET FUCKED) #seriously tho twitter users are unhinged in their own way #but that way SUCKS #because tumblr unhingedness is akin to the story of tired wonderer stumbling into a cursed forest #and going oh yeah this will do #twitter unhingedness is just ... highschool bullying #anyways they shall be eaten alive #also yeah I'm not dead #just started uni #so ... functionally dead

[bastardcatthings]

I was already excited for the Barbie movie but now that Ryan Gosling is giving the same ✨my character is a pathetic little meow meow and I'm totally unhinged for him✨ vibes as Robert Pattinson in The Batman interviews, I simply can’t wait!

#girls when they find another wet sock of a man to obsess over: #barbie #ken #ken doll #ryan gosling #barbie movie

[bastardcatthings]

I seriously love wwdits to pieces, but something about Nandor being the only one who's from a made up country (in a very real country) and being the only one who can't speak his native language (even though he and Nadja are just a hundred years apart) and having a made up name (it’s apparently Hungarian but why?!) and being an ottoman war general in his life (even though he was born far away from the empire) and his actual home country being brought up only for a joke (-southern Iran +maybe not mention Iran) ... it's giving very... it's just a little... it's just not the vibe

#the hijinks concerning his origins are still very funny though #it's just a bit odd #nandor the relentless #wwdits #What We Do in the Shadows

[bastardcatthings]

#right?! #eveybody is already staning different sparrows and I'm over here like #I don't like their bitch faces >:( #they're mean to my main people >:( #y'all are too quick to like randos we haven't even met yet istg #tua #the umbrella academy

[bastardcatthings]

breaking news: a wolf in a suit and a blue hedgehog beat the everloving shit out of a mouse in suspenders

#Kill them KILL THEM WITH YOUR FURRY HANDS !!! #mr snake can watch ig #and yes I know that morbius isn't disney but whatever it has marvel/disney ties #the bad guys #sonic the hedgehog #god sonic was soooo good too #btw did I tell y'all I fell down a sonic rabbit hole?! #I don't think I did #well get ready for a shitton of sonic reblogs then

[bastardcatthings]

Wow can't believe the best movie ever made is The Bad guys (2022) by DreamWorks animation

#it goes the bad guys shawshank redemption the godfather #the bad guys #my mutuals in christ PLEASE watch this movie it is sooo good

[bastardcatthings]

Their stances on clone-fucking

+bonus

#the umbrella academy #tua #tua s3 #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #luther hargreeves #five hargreeves