"You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more."
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"Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, baby I would still fall for you."
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"Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you."
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“My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?”
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“I’d do you like i do my laundry…Wet and dirty”
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“Are you my pinky toe? Cause i’d bang you on every furniture in my house.”
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“Are you my homework? Cause i’d slam you on the table and do you all night long”
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"Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?"
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"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
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