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batarangsoundsdumb · 2 months
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I made the first page so long ago but hey, I finished.
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batarangsoundsdumb · 3 months
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you don't understand, i've changed irrevocably [now excludes the general tag from ao3 searches]
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batarangsoundsdumb · 8 months
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i am once again asking for book recommendations! i have no idea what to read and if you can make a case for a book you personally like please do!
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batarangsoundsdumb · 8 months
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there still remains to be nothing funnier than superheroes wanting to do a big reveal by tearing open their shirt, only to not have the suit underneath. not only have they ruined a perfectly good blouse, they are also tits out
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batarangsoundsdumb · 9 months
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bruce wayne is both the type of guy to reply to work emails at 3 in the morning and the guy to only read his work email during 10-12 am on workdays.
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batarangsoundsdumb · 9 months
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if you're wondering why i am suddenly posting i was actually just watching grey's anatomy but patrick dempsey had a really ugly haircut from one ep to another that i had to take a break
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batarangsoundsdumb · 9 months
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'living in a comic book universe would be so hard- there'd be so much property damage!!!'
if i lived in the comic book world i would convince a scientist to experiment on me and give me superspeed- or like just a bit above average speed. i will not use these powers for evil, nor will i use them for good. i will buy a regular bike with a little horn on it and i will apply to be in a cycling race. i will show up to that race with my regular bike and my little horn and i will make them think that i am an unserious participant, i will let them believe that i am an unserious participant. but i will slowly climb the ranks, until it is just me and the best guy in the race. my legs will go at superspeed (or just a bit above average speed) and as i pass him i will honk my little horn. just so he doesn't give up hope i will slow in the final stretch and let him pass me, just so i can pass him just before the finish and honk my little horn. they are just about to lift me up on the stage and crown me the winner when i disappear. needing someone to get up on the stage they find the second guy and hand him the champagne and the cup. i will be in the crowd with my little horn, staring at him, and when he tries to pop the champagne with his sweaty hand, i honk and he drops the bottle on the ground, leaving a foamy mess on the ground. by the time he gets up to chase after me i am gone. but right there. in the glass and bubbles in the rubble of the cartoonishly large champagne bottle is my little horn, with a little smiley face on top.
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batarangsoundsdumb · 9 months
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when the villain being dragged away to prison says 'i love you too'
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when you accidentally say 'bye i love you' to the villain being dragged away to prison
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batarangsoundsdumb · 9 months
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when you accidentally say 'bye i love you' to the villain being dragged away to prison
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batarangsoundsdumb · 9 months
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soap2day is not gone (at least not if you use the .ac url for it:D)
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sorry to say bestie.... we've lost her
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batarangsoundsdumb · 9 months
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honestly with the kon solo i wanted to start posting again and whatever but i am too distraught. MY SERVICE HAS BEEN BROUGHT DOWN. im genuinely devestated.
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batarangsoundsdumb · 9 months
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this is officially the worst thing that has ever happened to me.
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nobody talk to me I’m in mourning
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batarangsoundsdumb · 10 months
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alright this is on me for using a british expression, i apologise.
if y'all are wondering where i've been i've just had some of the busiest months of my life! but it's over for a while and i'm kinda really excited to get back to making jokes and writing fics and being a shit on the internet! so there's that! fun update!
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batarangsoundsdumb · 10 months
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it was one time!!
if y'all are wondering where i've been i've just had some of the busiest months of my life! but it's over for a while and i'm kinda really excited to get back to making jokes and writing fics and being a shit on the internet! so there's that! fun update!
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batarangsoundsdumb · 10 months
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if y'all are wondering where i've been i've just had some of the busiest months of my life! but it's over for a while and i'm kinda really excited to get back to making jokes and writing fics and being a shit on the internet! so there's that! fun update!
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batarangsoundsdumb · 10 months
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batarangsoundsdumb · 10 months
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bruce wayne is the guy who'll sing wish you were here by pink floyd at karaoke and absolutely slaughter it
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