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Planes

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👿: no, her thighs don’t ‘get bigger’ when she sits down. it’s just the redistribution of volume. you learnt this shit when you were four years old

😇: her thighs literally grow in size when she sits down and it’s magical

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You wanna volunteer?

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got blazed a post that had something to do with pizzas i think but before i could even read it, the post disappeared from my dashboard.

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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

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#FUCK YEAH #AVRO ARROW

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can they like release new vegetables 

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Do something fagalicious today

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Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)

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Water is pretty nice to drink despite how horribly it treated the crew of the Edmund Fitzgerald

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i've seen larger airplanes just flat out rip a hole in smaller airplanes and chug them dry like a capri sun. this is why the airport apron is segregated between different categories of aircraft

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4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

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*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

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mods

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idk if it’s the mental illness but sharing literally any information feels like oversharing. i’ll be like “i skipped breakfast this morning” and immediately im like “i might as well have told them where i buried the money”