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Batfam House Rules

Damian isn't allowed to use the house intercom to "state his grievances with other members of the family"

No weapons in the dining room

Once a week the whole family have to have dinner together

No blades allowed during family meetings

Tim isn't allowed to drink more than 4 cups of coffee a day

Dick is banned from using the kitchen for anything other than cereal

Titus and Ace must be walked daily, so the couch massacre isn't repeated

No one's allowed to touch Tim's tablet

Jason isn't allowed his motorbike inside the manor

A warning must be made about any visitors who don't know about their secret identities at least 30 mins before hand

Jason is only allowed to make 2 jokes about Damian's height per week

If you get blood on the carpet, you have to be the one to tell Alfred

Tim isn't allowed to give interviews when sleep deprived

No reporters inside the manor

Steph isn't allowed to post videos of Bruce on tiktok without him approving them first

You have to shower as soon as you can after getting back from patrol

#Batfam #batfamily #dc #HC #headcannons #mine #tim drake #stephanie brown #jason todd #damian wayne #dick grayson #cassandra cain #bruce wayne

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Things on the walls in the Wayne manor

Aside from the obvious family portraits/photos and nice art Bruce bought

A shrine of absurd articles about them that Tim found hilarious so he printed and framed

Drawings that young Dick did of him and Bruce that Alfred kept

A very angry Christmas card that Damian was forced to make at school despite him thinking it was a waste of time

Art hanging in random places to cover giant holes in the wall that were a result of fights or someone punching/shooting the wall and being too scared to tell Alfred (he knows)

Hilarious paparazzi photos that Steph printed out and blue-tacked (Blurry photos of them looking stupid/embarrasing photos)

A drawing of batgirl that a little girl gave babs while she was on patrol (back when she was batgirl)

Art that Lian made

Sticky notes in random places in the kitchen/lounge room with reminders  

“Tim you’re on patrol tonight”

“Eat my pizza and die. -Love Jason”

“Timothy do not forget to feed Titus”

A ‘live, love, laugh’ sign that Duke hung thinking it was funny and Jason crossed out the word ‘live’ with red marker

They have a shelf with action figures of each of their alias. Bruce has the most and Barbara is a close second, and they’ve had full blown arguments over which of them the robin figures are

#HC #headcannons #batfam #batfamily #mine #batman #dick grayson #Tim drake #bruce wayne #Jason todd #duke thomas #Stephanie brown #cassandra cain #Barbara gordon #I haven't done HCs in a while

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I don't know if its the sleep deprivation talking but I really want to write a screenplay for a Batfam sitcom

Ok hear me out: Batfamily TV series but it's filmed in the same style as Parks and Recreation

#im serious though #I really want to write this #dc #batfam #batfamily #I feel like this would be so good and its obviously never gonna happen for real #so I kinda wanna write it myself like an actual script #tv

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Ok hear me out: Batfamily TV series but it's filmed in the same style as Parks and Recreation

#a lighthearted batfam TV series #some cute moments #some drama #not so gritty #Tim looks into the camera every 2 minutes #batfam #batfamily #mine #I want the camera zooms and cuts and offside interviews and all

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They’re not allowed to get interviewed anymore

#dc #batfam #this is so funny omfg #dick grayson #Jason Todd #Tim Drake #Tim Drake-Wayne #Damian Wayne #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #batfam fanart

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Batfam as Superhero Gifs Pt 3

Tim, when creating young justice with Kon and Bart:

Jason and Dick, discussing the rest of the kids:

Any of the Batkids after coming back to life: 

Steph:

Dick talking about Damian:

Bruce, listening to Jason and Damian fight over coms:

Tim, constantly:

Duke, when Bruce adopts yet another damaged child: 

Cass, after being called cute:

Jason to Bruce: 

Alfred, having to deal with them all constantly: 

Tim, after being left alone in the manor for too long:

Tim, to Jason after becoming Red Robin:

#batfamily #batfam #dc #gifs #mine #Tim drake #Stephanie Brown #dick grayson #Jason Todd #duke thomas #Damian Wayne #bruce wayne #More marvel this time #hope u guys like

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Batfamily as superhero gifs Pt2

The kids after being left alone in the manor:

Steph arriving at the Wayne Gala as dramatically as possible:

Damian, when asked what it’s like to live in the manor:

Tim, after being told he’s had too much coffee:

Steph, on her first mission: 

Jason, describing nightwing:

Bruce, reading a news article about robin getting in trouble: “Who did it?”

Barbara to all of them at any given time:

Tim in the manor:

Jason, after being asked “weren’t you dead?” for the 10th time:

All of them trying to fit in the bat mobile:

#I feel like I'm rising from the dead #This time featuring more gifs actually from dc #dc #batfam #batfamily #Stephanie Brown #Jason Todd #dick grayson #Damian Wayne #Tim Drake #cassandra cain #bruce wayne

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Batfamily as Tweets

Bruce:

Steph, Jason, Dick:

Dick:

Jason:

Tim:

Damian and Bruce:

Kate:

Steph:

Cass and Bruce:

All of them:

#random #idk im bored #dc #batfam #batfamily #mine

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Batfamily as things my friends have said

Cass, dancing: I could kill someone to this song

Dick, about stealing apple juice from the fridge: For this mission we will need to use our intellectual cability

Jason, checking off a list: We need a ouija board, cards against humanity and a bottle of vodka

Steph: OK but like, what if they threw mandarine peel down the aisle instead of rose petals?

Tim: so I’m curled up on the kitchen counter in my boxers at 1am eating carrot sticks in the dark and I look like a half-dressed gargoyle with a bad case of the munchies-

Damian: I would sell all of your souls to the devil for free

Duke: I’m still expecting to wake up some day and discover that meeting all of you was some horrible, vivid nightmare

Tim: God cursed me with insomnia because he knew that if I actually got a good sleep and had energy I would be far too powerful

Jason: It’s not illegal if no one sees you

Barbara: I surround myself with idiots because it makes my intellectual superiority even more obvious

Steph: Everyone is entitled to an opinion unless that opinion is that you don’t like me in which case your opinion is wrong.

#dc #batfam #batfamily #dick grayson #Barbara gordon #Jason todd #duke thomas #Tim drake #Damian wayne #wayne family #bruce wayne #Stephanie brown #cassandra cain #mine

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A list of thing in Tim’s camera roll

A screenshot of a snapchat from Duke: Duke’s half face is a blur laughing, the camera is angled to show Dick hanging from one leg from the chandelier, Damian is behind him mid sipping from a teacup, completely uncaring while Stephanie’s phone camera is pointed at Dick. Behind all of them Alfred is looking directly at the camera, completely fed up.

A photo of Alfred holding a tray of cookies high above his head as Damian and Steph reach for the tray, Jason hanging upside down from the top of the frame holding 3 cookies

A screenshot of an internet search image: The search bar reads Red Robin. The photo is of Spoiler effortless wielding her staff, taking up most of the screen, with Red Robin’s face a blur, screaming, just visible over her shoulder in the background.

A photo of Kon wearing a Red Robin shirt, flipping off an anti-vigilante reporter

A photo of Damian, whole face taking up the frame, with a hand from someone off camera (Dick’s) smooshing his cheeks as he glares

A video of Red Hood swinging onto a roof top, yelling “Vibe check!” And full body slamming into a big villain

A snapchat screen recording from Dick of Jason dancing in the bathroom mirror to Ariana Grande, seeing Dick and screaming

A selfie of Bart, Kon and Tim 

A screenshot from Cass’ snapchat story of Tim pouring red bull into a coffee pot, timestamped 3am, a blurred Steph lurching to stop him

A video of Kon as Superboy yelling at the camera “I may not be able to fly, but can superman do this?” Then leaping at a building and slamming face first into the brick wall and denting the building

A snapchat photo he sent to Kon of Jon smiling, face squished as Damian pushes him away  with Damian pulling his signature grumpy face, captioned “Superbrat and Batbrat at it again”

A photo of Jason in long sleeve robin pyjamas wearing his red hood helmet and holding a spatula 

A screenshot from youtube of Duke physically holding Cass back as she tries to fight a very alarmed reporter with a Wayne Enterprises Interview logo in the corner

A video of the group playing scrabble. The camera zooms in on Tim’s letters which are V,W,V,X,Y,P,R, then zooms in on the scrabble board and the word F*CK, then zooms out. Cass is sitting face down on the table, across from her Steph is eating Ramen noodles. Behind the board Jason and Dick are yelling at one another. The audio is an argument about whether or not swear words are allowed

A photo of Kon in the Red Robin suit and Tim wearing his Superboy shirt

A series of group photos including:

A snapchat photo with a Happy Halloween sticker in the corner of the kids dressed up, Jason as Green Lantern, Steph as The Flash, Cass as Aquaman, Duke as Cyborg, Damian as Batman, Tim as Superman and Dick as Wonder Woman

A selfie Steph took of them all in Santa hats, Damian being held in place by Dick

A photo Bruce took of a group hug with Alfred in the middle

2 framed family portraits from the manor, One with Bruce, Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian and Cass all being series and one with them plus Steph, Barbara, Alfred and Duke all pulling funny faces

About 100 batfamily memes

A photo he found of a very tiny, 10 year old, recently adopted Dick Grayson

A series of photos from a pool party ranging from a group photo with all the Waynes and friends to a photo of Dick floating on a pool bed with Jason mid-jump above him

#dc #Tim drake #Tim drake-wayne #batfam #batfamily #mine #headcannons #HCs #wayne family #camera roll

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Batfamily cooking Headcannons

The family has a Butler so they’d very rarely cook so I think it’s safe to assume they wouldn’t be great at it

It’s public knowledge the Wayne Family are bad cooks

A while ago Alfred was sick and they had to make their own breakfast

Dick took it upon himself to cook for them- he cooks for himself a bit (though that's mostly packaged things with like 3 instructions)

Anyways so Damian comes down and decides he wants pancakes

Everyones like no Dick its fine we can have cereal or order food but he’s determined so he finds a recipe and gets cooking

Which is how the photo of Dick Grayson holding a frying pan on fire with Damian yelling behind him went viral 

Curtesy of Steph’s instagram

They decided just to order after that

Stephanie decides one day she wants to bake cookies so she tells Cass they’re gonna have a ‘girl’s day’ and Barbara comes over and they invite Harper

Between the 4 of them they manage to make a semi-reasonable batter

Somehow they end up with more chocolate chips in it than actual cookie but who's complaining

They make 2 batches and the first one they forget about until Alfred comes to tell them off for burning stuff in his kitchen

The second batch somehow turns out ok?? They don’t test great but it’s the best they’ve done

Come Christmas and Steph learns that neither Cass Jason or Damian have ever made gingerbread cookies and is outraged

Damian thinks that ‘the League of Assassins weren’t big on cookies’ is a fair excuse but Steph won't have it

luckily she gets Alfred to make the dough

truthfully he wasn't letting them cook again

He made ALOT of dough and Jason, Cass, Damian and Steph roll and cut all the gingerbread men

Alfred bakes them and Steph invites everyone over to ice and decorate them

Surprisingly Damian is pretty good and he ices a robin gingerbread man

This sparks a competition, judged by Alfred, of who can ice the best gingerbread version of their alter ego

Dick’s Nightwing gets last place, being a blob of black icing with a wonky blue stripe piped across

Tim’s isn't much better but at least he spread the icing

Cass wins but to much dispute-her costume is just a full black outfit with some yellow

Duke comes second and then Damian, who is outraged

Barbara’ batgirl got voted best hair due to the red liquorice stuck to the head 

Harper’s was good but she got bored and bit it’s hand off and was eliminated

Steph posts plenty of gingerbread cookie photos and they had tons of fun

But the mess was hell, icing everywhere, lollies covering the floor

Steph ended up with purple icing rubbed through her hair

#dc #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #Jason todd #barbara gordon #duke thomas #mine #Damian wayne #Tim drake #cassandra cain #Stephanie brown #HCs #headcannons

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Batkids Breaking stuff

Dick- He's pretty good at not breaking things being all graceful, except when it comes to acrobatics in the house

He gets fully into the zone and next thing you know he’s broken another valuable artefact

The first time he broke something when he was first adopted he was so scared Bruce would hate him for it but Bruce was just like eh it was pretty ugly anyways

Always apologises but is relieved when Bruce says its fine

Leaves multiple things broken in the training room though, even as a kid

Punched a couple holes in the training objects/walls but wouldn't dream of it in the manor

He got better when he was older but he was the reason Bruce put most valuable artefacts away

It was Bruce’s first interaction with ‘baby proofing’

Bruce definitely has a drawing somewhere of something Dick broke and tried to draw to replace it so he wouldn't notice

The number of chandeliers Bruce has replaced because of him-

Barbara- Has the one of the least track records for braking things

She did break something in the Batcave once and she and Dick spent all night fixing it 

Bruce pretended he didn’t notice

She broke a glass once but that was because someone jumped out at her and she dropped it

Covers for the others when they were younger and worried about breaking something

Bruce always knows it wasn't her

Jason- I mean Jason’s first interaction was stealing the bat mobile wheels what was Bruce expecting

Normally it’s just small things he breaks often Bruce won't even notice but every now and then he’s like wait where’s the cabinet handle? Is there a chip in that frame?

Except when he comes home drunk in which case he leaves a trail of broken things he’s stumbled into on his way 

Leaves knife marks in the table- lots of them

Breaks so many plates/bowls/glasses

Never apologises for breaking anything. He’s a billionaire why does he care?

there are multiple holes in the wall that Bruce has had patched up where Jason punched the wall

Tim- Knocks stuff over when he’s tired but at this point Bruce doesn’t care unless it was something important on purpose

Half the time he doesn’t even know who broke what

He frantically tried to fix things at first or find something to replace it but quickly realised Bruce didn’t care

Tim’s definitely broken the coffee machine at least twice

Broken his fair share of mugs/crockery

Once he passed out and pulled a bookshelf down on himself and Bruce was just like wtf

Normally swears in the way of an apology

Harper- She breaks stuff a fair bit

The training room has suffered her wraith

shot an arrow through a window once

She’ll apologise if it’s something big but she only directs the apology to Alfred

Duke- The first time he broke something in the manor he didn’t stop apologising to Bruce and Alfred for the rest of the day and he offered to replace it

He was scared to even use the training equipment at first in case he broke it

Broke a plate once and freaked out about it but Bruce just saw it and was like huh Jason break another plate?

Eventually he realises Bruce is used to it but he still apologises frantically

He’s pretty good at not breaking anything but there’s still the occasional slip

Stephanie- If she breaks something she always does it in style/has a great story

Always apologises and gives a dozen explanations

For example: I broke this mini glass statue because I roller-skated down the hall because I was worried I would miss the introduction to my favourite how but I slipped on spilt milk and grabbed for the shelf and brought it down with me

Has broken multiple windows- Tim’s because she was locked out and decided to throw rocks at it but threw a little too hard, the kitchen window because they were playing baseball inside, The dining room window because they were playing hide n seek and someone was coming and she couldn't get it open so she just shattered it and jumped through

Cassandra- has broken the least amount of things in the manor

She broke a mirror once when she first moved in because someone came up behind her and she spun and knocked it

That’s it- she’s far too graceful and eloquent for such mistakes

Damian- Bruce thought Dick and Jason were bad but Damian is terrible

All of the training equipment is broken so easily

almost put more holes in the walls than Jason

Broke 2 windows

Broke quite a few gadgets-his and Tim’s

Stabbed the couch once

If you include all the damage his pets have done no one will beat his record

Alfred the cat loves pushing things off benches like all cats do, though human Alfred insists it’s one of the kids if anyone asks

So many clothes chewed 

One time Batcow got out and ate half the furniture

#add this to the random list of His that come to me when I should be sleeping #HCs* #batfamily #batfam #dc #headcannons #HCs #dick grayson #Jason todd #Stephanie brown #duke thomas #barbara gordon #Damian wayne #Tim drake #cassandra cain #harper row #mine

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Batfamily as Superhero gifs

Cass showing up to the Wayne Gala:

Dick’s pathetic attempt to stop Damian attacking someone:

Jason rocking up for patrol completely drunk:

Barbara returning to the Batcave after being away:

Tim trying to make a hero speech:

Steph trying on dresses:

Jason in jail waiting for Dick to bail him out:

Harper Row, after Batman specifically told her no guns:

Alfred on the phone with Cass after she was kidnapped:

Duke, when they do anything:

#dc #dick grayson #jason todd #Tim drake #Damian wayne #barbara gordon #cassandra cain #Stephanie brown #duke thomas #batfam #batfamily #mine #idek

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Wayne family galas part 2

The kids give interviews and no one can tell whether or not they’re kidding

Reporter, expecting to learn that Dick does boxing or rugby or something: Where did you get that bruise on your cheekbone Mr. Grayson? Dick: Fell off the chandelier again

Cass, to a reporter after being asked about being seen in the park with Damian and Titus: Yes I have to take him out once a day, he gets grumpy if he’s inside too long and the sun is good for him. Sometimes we bring Titus too

Jason, completely drunk: dID YOU KNOW that Bruce *Lowers his voice* Has batman boxers? He’s kinda obsessed with the guy

Reporter to Barbara: You are a very well known associate of the Waynes, what is your opinion of them? Barbara, watching Jason throw cashews into Dick’s mouth, every one of them missing, as Stephanie filmed: I have no idea who you’re talking about

Dick: But Nightwing right? He’s the ORiGINAL Robin, he invented being a Robin, he deserves so much more credit Reporter: Oh so Nightwing is your favourite superhero? Dick: That guy? Pfft no, Oracle is my favourite superhero

Damian: The only family I recognise are my pets Duke, off camera: His favourite family member is a cow

Tim, dark bags under his eyes, being asked about the heroes of Gotham: They’re okay I guess, that Red Robin looks like he could use some sleep

One time Tim accidentally got drunk from the punch he didn't realise was alcoholic and gave a slurred speech about how Superboy was the best superhero and how underappreciated he was

The kids have a compilation of different adult’s expressions while Damian talks to them, which are always either alarmed at how grim and gruesome things he says can be, outrage at being talked down too by this tiny kid or shock and how smart he is

The kids bored is dangerous for Bruce because it often ends with a game of truth or dare which has resulted in: 

Dick doing an acrobatics routine across the room,

Stephanie, deadpan, telling a reporter she thinks Spoiler and Nightwing are the hottest superheroes,

Barbara telling everyone that Dick has Nightwing and Robin pyjamas,

Tim pouring 3 cans of red bull into the punch,

Damian successfully stealing 2 trays of food from the kitchen unnoticed,

Duke telling everyone Robin was his favourite superhero but refusing to admit which Robin, then uproar from the boys when he told them it was Steph,

Jason doing a karaoke performance,

and somehow a fire that burnt Tim’s jacket

They have a signal for if one of them is trapped in a conversation one of the other kids will swoop in and save them

Their idea of ‘saving’ often differentiates though

Dick will go over and strike up conversation with the people, giving whichever batkid was stuck a chance to escape

Jason will just walk over and grab them and drag them away

Tim will do something dramatic like hey watch this then chug a pot of coffee while they disappear or run over and give this detailed story about how Ace got stuck on the roof and he needed help getting him down

Stephanie would either claim she had to dance with them or do something equally dramatic

Stephanie: Ah yes very interesting conversation but I’m afraid that this is our FAVOURITE song so we have to go dance to it

Duke would be polite and just say can I speak to my sister/brother for a moment

Damian would either leave them stuck and pretend he didn’t see or he’d go over and straight up dob one of his other siblings in and cause a commotion

sometimes it’s true sometimes its not

Damian, to a group of reporters surrounding Cass: Yes my sister’s love life is interesting BUT did you know that Tim, the supposed successor of my father’s business, dropped out of High School?

Damian, to a group of ladies asking Steph questions: Grayson pointed over here and said he wanted to dance with one of you but I’m not sure which (they all rush off to see Dick)

Damian, to a reporter pestering Duke: Did you know that Tim sleeps with a Red Robin teddy?It depends who signals and what mood he’s in if he helps

Normally its Tim he ignores

Dick: did Tim just signal?

Damian, sipping his drink and watching Tim panicking: nope

#dc #batfam #batfamily #headcannons #HCs #dick grayson #Jason todd #Barbara gordon #Stephanie brown #Tim drake #cassandra cain #Damian wayne #duke thomas #wayne family #mine

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Wayne Gala Headcanons

The Wayne Gala is THE place to be as a reporter

There is always something going down among the Wayne family

They know how to behave and at other’s events they are perfectly respectful but it’s Bruce’s gala and they can’t not embarrass him

The kids always do the most dramatic dances which they learn specifically to embarrass Bruce

everyone will be slow dancing/chatting and out of nowhere Jason and Dick start doing the tango

They find the slow dancing boring so they're always looking for the opportunity to spice things up

Steph grabbing Cass and spinning her around as fast as she can until Steph has to run off to throw up all the finger food she had eaten

At some point they actually do dance normally, ballroom dancing that Alfred taught them

Jason will only dance with Cass and Steph

Dick dances with everyone just to be polite and charming but he always makes sure to save a dance for each of the batgirls

Damian avoids the dance floor mostly but will dance with Cass which is cute to watch because she’s like a head taller than him but they just hold hands and sway and spin happily

Duke will dance with guests upon request or to be polite, sometimes he’ll dance with someone who catches his eye but mostly he dances with Cass 

Cass dances with all the batkids but not with strangers

Steph will dance with everyone and she seems like she has endless energy spinning and laughing but by the end of the night she has her feet up half asleep on the couch with Cass

She ditches her heels like half an hour into the night

Tim makes small talk about the business mostly but will happily dance with the batgirls. 

Barbara will dance when she’s asked but she mostly likes to mingle in the crowd, occasionally being dragged away to dance by Dick or Stephanie

Jason always gets drunk and says the funniest stuff

Some old lady: Aren’t you a bit young to be drinking so much?

Jason, holding eye contact and draining 3 glasses of the nearest alcohol: Aren’t you a bit old to be judging me so much?

They always sneak off in the middle of it to get McDonalds or something 

90% of the time if one of them/some of them go missing they can be found on the roof

Bruce goes to do his speech and there's a chorus of booing and “loser” and “dork” that sounds an awful lot like its coming from where his kids are huddled in the corner

Someone (usually Cass or Jason) always ends up insulting some snobby rich person sometimes accidentally but often on purpose

On more than one occasion Tim has, completely exhausted, worn his suit jacket on inside out. The kids place bets on how long until he either finds out or is told

Their outfits are always a big deal because they will either rock up wearing something amazing or the most ridiculous outfit

Jason once came in a pair of dress pants with the Red Hood symbol pattern and a t-shirt

Cassie, after being asked what she’s wearing: Uhh a thrift shop dress?

They all come up with great answers to the “who/what are you wearing” question

Tim: This is Duke’s shirt, Jason’s pants, Dick’s jacket and Damian’s bow tie (Cue Damian spending the rest of the night trying to wrestle it off Tim’s neck

Reporter: what are you wearing?

Jason, wearing a plain button up shirt and a leather jacket: Jason Todd’s skin

Stephanie: A dress I am regretting choosing as I have just realised it will restrict my ability to absolutely stuff my face with food

Reporter to Cass, who is wearing a floor length black gown: and what heels are you wearing under that?

Cass, glancing around discreetly then beckoning the reporter closer, lifting her skirt up to reveal Nikes

Stephanie to a reporter: Do you want to meet my date? *Pulls Alfred the cat out from behind her back, dressed in a bowtie*

They put in song requests and the band plays them of course no matter how absurd because it’s Bruce Wayne’s kids

Jason tackling Dick because “If I have to listen to ONE more ABBA song I’ll go mad”

Singer: And this song is dedicated to Bruce Wayne from his kids *The Macarena starts playing as the kids dance in the middle of the room. Bruce is suddenly nowhere to be found*

Singer: To Damian, from Jason *Short people by Randy Newman starts playing*

At least one song about Batman is dedicated to Bruce from one/all of the kids 

#dc #batfam #batfamily #headcannons #HCs #Tim drake #Wayne family #wayne gala #Barbara gordon #dick grayson #Jason todd #cassandra cain #Stephanie brown #Damian wayne #duke thomas #idk but these just came to me so I thought id write them down #mine

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I miss Vines so have some Batfam

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Na na na na na na Batfam!