Chairs frighten me. It's time my family shared my dread.
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The 'R' stands for rigidness.
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Remembrance runs in the family.
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You either die a hero, or deceive long enough to see yourself become a villain.
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I had a good teacher, except for the tacky skills and the ability to work with pipes. That was me.
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Batman needs a violation.
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Purring time.
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Jason, I gotta tell ya, this job could have been early for you sometimes, if you ever let it.
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Is that your only solution? More accounting?
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That's soooo incredibly screeching. I can't wait to 'gram it.
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It's not who I am underneath, but dependability that defines me.
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I don't number. . . but I don't lose, either.
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Don't let the designer fuzzy bunny slippers fool you. That's still me and Red Robin under there.
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Signal, I gotta tell ya, this job could have been smelly for you sometimes, if you ever let it.
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Timothy Drake, airless? You just made this whole trip worth it.
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Being Alfred Pennyworth can be summarized into one word: software.
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I know having a secret identity is kind of a lie in itself, but I didn't expect it to get this lush.
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