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I can't ignore the fact that in the "Batman: Wayne Family Adventure" episode 28, there's a scene where Dick was sad and the first thing Jason said was basically:

Dick: *sad*

Jason: H m m...yeahhhh no. Like– sorry to break it to ya, but being angsty is like my shit sooo u better stop that or something–

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Okay, I was scrolling through the comments of this post that I made:

And then I saw this comment from @tangled-headphone-c0rd :

Just saying, @tangled-headphone-c0rd , that's pretty good! :D *click follow*

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“CAN WE GET A MAINTENANCE GUY DOWN HERE? I don’t think fluorescent bulbs cast that much shadow.”

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Dick: Oh good morning Damian! whatcha thinking about?

Damian: Oh nothing, just world domination

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Tim: Bruce, I kinda want dominos for my birthday

Bruce: Got it *Called dominos*

[5 minutes later]

Bruce: Okay, done

Tim: Sick! how many pizzas did you bought?

Bruce:

Bruce: pizza?

Tim: Yeah pizza...wait, what did you bought?

Bruce: The company

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Starfire: How many siblings do you have?

Raven: Oh no not again...

Dick: EHEM-EHEM, allow me to introduce my family *opened up a 40+ slides power point*

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Hal: How many family members do you have?

Bruce, having 20+ family members: Not that many

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Damian, on a sleepover: Don't you just hate it when your dad install a tracking device on your suit or doesn't let you slice the throat of assassins?

Jon:

Clark:

Lois:

Jon: yeah...?

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Jason:

(Idk i'm bored i guess)

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Love how Dick is still reaching for the coke

“Oh, and if you like wanna film this and tag our little brothers that’d be cool too.”

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Rule: "Batman doesn't use guns"

Jason & Alfred: Pathetic.

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Jason: My life was ruined after I met Batman

Bizarro: Poor Red :(

Artemis: Daddy issue huh

Jason: Yeah, still love him tho

Bizarro:

Artemis:

Jason:

Jason, internally: Did I just said that out loud?

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9 years old Dick: I wanna be like you when I grow up!

Bruce: A bad decision really

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Clark, teaching 7 years old Jon: Now Jon, as you know, this is Metropolis. This is your home and your first priority

Jon: Yeah

Clark: Now if you go out outside of Metropolis, you have to be VERY careful of anything okay?

Jon: Of course! are you teaching me this in case I go to Gotham

Clark: Oh son *laughing* no. You must NEVER go to Gotham. Trust me, father knows best

[3 years later...]

Jon: Dad, meet my best friend Damian!

Clark:

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Green Lantern corps be like:

GL corps: I fear no universe but that place,

Gotham: *Exist*

GL corps: It scares me

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Dick: Hi kid, how's your best friend?

Jon: Oh Damian? He's scary, but he's kind

Damian: I think you meant it the other ways around Jon

Jon, confused: Eee...he's kind but he's scary?

Damian: Good, getting called "kind" hurts my pride a little bit

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Dick: Bruce told me that you left the teen titans

Damian: Yes I am, I was fired

Dick: and what caused that?

Damian: The fire.

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