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batfamasks · 11 hours
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I think the funniest scenario I can think of with the Wayne family being multilingual is the arguments.
Like to my understanding, everyone in that family knows and/or at the very least understands 5-6 languages, minimum. There is definitely significant overlap between many of them, but all together I imagine each of them have like two languages in common with each of their siblings, excluding English. So you've got a nice, wide mix.
Which is all fun and games, right up until something sparks an argument and the entire family gets swept up in it.
Everyone is shouting. They've switched languages four times in half as many minutes. They each only speak about half of them. Poor Cass shut down from too much input about a minute and a half ago. Jason and Dick are both shouting at each other in languages they know the other doesn't understand. Steph doesn't even know what they were arguing about in the first place because it started in Portuguese, which she doesn't speak. Tim can't remember the word for cat in Arabic and has taken to trying to poorly describe it.
Everyone walks away from the conflict with entirely different conclusions.
Of course could just return to the original topic of debate (if any of them could even remember what it was) after they've all had time to cool off like reasonable adults. But they won't. Because god forbid they make anything easy on themselves.
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batfamasks · 16 hours
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Jason: Do you ever wonder what life would’ve been like if you’d never met him?
Tim: What kind of question is that?
Jason: A ‘yes or no’ one.
Tim:
Jason: …yeah. Me too.
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batfamasks · 22 hours
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Someone flirts with Red Hood
*materializing* Dickie as Nightwing: HE'S 17/18/19... YEARS OLD!!!
Jason "the Red Hood " Todd, humanoid fridge, crime lord, protector of the downtrodden, looks and sounds at least 10 years older than he is: you're ruining my street cred
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batfamasks · 2 days
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a handful of bat!bruce and damian requests cross posted from twitter
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batfamasks · 2 days
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rough morning ft. Mr. Todd
poor guy
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batfamasks · 2 days
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Clark: *Out of curiosity* How did all four of you even become Robin
Dick: My parents died in the circus
Jason: I stole Bruce's tyres off of the batmobile
Tim: I stalked him
Damian: I'm his only biological son and there's no refund button
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batfamasks · 3 days
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I know somebody has to have done this before so apologies if so but I just think I'm so funny
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batfamasks · 3 days
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bruce, living his mid-twenties depressed-party-boy lifestyle: actually, dick,,, this is actually an elaborate cover to, er, dissuade anyone from realizing that I Am Batman
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This took 71 hours (almost 3 days) working on and off at school, please dont let this flop 😭😭
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batfamasks · 4 days
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Concept: Playboy Bruce Wayne who hides his identity by stubbornly and vehemently denying the existence of Batman.
It starts out innocent enough, when Batman is still just an urban legend people sometimes capture as a dark blur on security footage, but over time it gets increasingly more ridiculous. Batman is with the Justice League accepting a Presidential Medal of Freedom and Brucie Wayne is crying advanced CGI and a government psyop. Batman swoops in to rescue his ward Dick Grayson and Brucie Wayne is citing an "overactive imagination".
A reporter asks him why he'll never believe and he says "I've never seen me and Batman in the same room at the same time".
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batfamasks · 4 days
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big fan of the trope that is separate hero teams working with their respective bats but not knowing that they're Bats- and once they find out they go "Batman has KIDS?!?" but once it's known it becomes SO BLARINGLY OBVIOUS. the "how did we not notice before" kind of obvious.
Dick's glare (once you've done something to deserve it) definitely rivals Batman's. Jason's confident and sly smirks whenever he solves something can be seen on the Bat every time he's working. Tim's 'displeased and thinking' face is all Batman. Not to mention all of them lurk in the shadows and appear out of nowhere 90% of the time and are all crazy smart. Of course, if you told any of them that they were acting like Batman they'd throw up on the spot.
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batfamasks · 4 days
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jason: i'm too drunk to drive
dick: you were the one to get me drunk, so i can't drive
tim: man i am high as a kite right now, i don't think I'm fit to drive unless it's to the wendy's drive-thru, its the only route i know by heart
jason, dick, and tim looking over to 12 year old damian:
damian: i shall be your designated driver just this once
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batfamasks · 5 days
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My re-imagination of Red Hood
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Wonder Woman #7 - "Gifted" (2024)
written by Tom King art by Guillem March & Arif Prianto
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he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one
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batfamasks · 6 days
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proof of life picture
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