bathtubjohnny

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Best character in fallout, period

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

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He knows 😂 screenshot from Walton Goggins Instagram story 😂

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#just wait til you see the 1800s without racism line

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You’re clearly not old enough to have children if you’re thinking of naming them after anime characters or some shit

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whats the fucking point of having laws if people can keep making led headlights

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「翼を」

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the way you win at DnD is making your friends laugh

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@smallsith thank you for reminding me that I had this animation ready but completely forgot to post it lol

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more adhd things

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the stuff going on at columbia campus rn is genuinely incredible

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This is absolutely hilarious

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do you guys ever get annoyed that like. we have bodily needs.

like, sure, I don't mind eating a lil snack or drinking something tasty, BUT it annoys me that I have to do that in order to live.

like, I can't have little treats all the time, no, I have to eat regular meals, because otherwise the body will get upset. and most of the times, the body will also get upset if you eat something in particular, because it's dramatic like that

I like sweet fizzy drinks, but I gotta drink way more than I would like to in order to stay hydrated. and best way to do so is to drink water & that does NOT spark joy, the flavor usually is off, boring and annoying. not to mention if you drink enough, you gotta go to the bathroom so often, such an annoyance

like. do you guys get me.

#drinking water is the easiest part hydrated gang unite 💪 #also FUCK having bodily functions #like wdym I have to have balanced meals??? #wtf is fibre??? what are calories???? I can’t even see those shits and yet they dictate my meal choices

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my easily jumpscared gf has her back to the door in our new place and every time i need to announce myself like im an angel of god

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