I posted 136 times in 2022
That's 105 more posts than 2021!
27 posts created (20%)
109 posts reblogged (80%)
I tagged 134 of my posts in 2022
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#the batman - 79 posts
#bruce wayne - 46 posts
#robert pattinson - 22 posts
#jules speaks - 16 posts
#bruce wayne x reader - 15 posts
#the batman spoilers - 13 posts
#meow and queue and everyone we know - 11 posts
#mine - 10 posts
#gif - 10 posts
#fic rec - 10 posts
Longest Tag: 98 characters
#no where near the level of some of these other gif makers like holy sh!t y’all are so good at this
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edward cullen / bruce wayne
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r/Batman
Posted by StarlingCosmetics • 2 days ago
I accidentally sent the Batman 10 oz of glittery black gel eyeliner
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I started my small makeup business three years ago after graduating from college. It was rocky at first, only getting a few orders a month as student debt piled up until, on the brink of shutting down, I got a massive order from an anonymous buyer with the initial ‘B’ as a sign off. When I say anonymous, I can’t track the order and for privacy purposes, I can’t reveal where I send it to (but the location changes frequently).
For the past 2+ years, I get the same bulk order every month from B: ten 1.5 oz of matte black greasepaint. B has been my most loyal customer and I have him to thank for single handedly saving me from going bankrupt, paying my rent, student loans and more. I also have gained a pretty significant buyer base and as much as I try to minimize it, sometimes I send out wrong orders, therefore getting angry emails and people (understandably) demanding refunds. And one day I realized that, instead of sending B his usual, I sent him over 10 oz of Midnight. A.K.A my most shimmery, black superstay waterproof gel eyeliner.
It’s impossible to try and reach out to B so I couldn’t issue a refund. I was scared I was going to lose B as a customer but I got a pricey anonymous tip signed from ‘B’ days later. And since, photos of Batman wearing shimmery gel eyeliner have gone viral, all wearing my signature eyeliner (I have since gotten another order from Bat and wrote a small apology letter and gave him extra freebies). At first I didn’t believe it until staring at the photos for hours and realizing they have the same unique glitter shape.
TL;DR: the Batman has been my most loyal customer and wears my glittery superstay waterproof gel eyeliner.
PROOF: https://www.gothamnews.com/gc/batman-caught-wearing-starling-costmeic-gel-eyeliner
EDIT: I will be making the Batman his own special greasepaint dedicated to him with 50% of the proceeds donated to different charities every month.
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selighqueeen: that’s acc so slay of him. he really said support small business
tigerpuff: glad he didn’t waste it
Batmanlverx: “Hold on babes, let me do my smokey eye first.”
jjcodas: “I’m 💅 vengeance”
reggiesswimboat: now bat should’ve been invited to the met gala
officalbbcool: you mean that fucking freak?!
tigerpuff: he’s OUR freak. stfu
minecraftsteve: stfu
orphancrobats: stfu
Batmanlverx: stfu
minecraftsteve: OP, I was wondering, do you have other employers and if so, do you let them ship out his package? I hope you’re keeping his identity safe.
StarlingCosmetics OP: I have always personally packaged and shipped out his order. I don’t intend on letting anyone else ever handle his shipments.
minecraftsteve: what a relief! I personally know nothing about makeup but I’ll recommend you to some of my buddies
brucewxynewhxre: damn! your products are so pigmented! once I get my next pay check imma buy from your shop!
StarlingCosmetics OP: Thank you!
firepuma_142: OP should make his own greasepaint or eyeliner
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catwomansbitch: 100% agree!
nouseravailable88: and have some of the proceeds donated to helping charities in gotham!
lazpitty: don’t mis the opportunity to call it smthing like ‘batte-liner’ (matte, get it?)
qcuepee: Send him some setting spray please
StarlingCosmetics OP: Hahah! Will do!
whomperkick: This should be a rupaul drag race challenge. “Batman, you have five minutes to get into quick drag for this mini challenge (saving gotham)”
brucewxynewhxre: WHILE doing this weeks maxi acting challenging <3
throwaaaway7189: eleganza extravaganza gotham couture
keemet: Joker… sashay away
lazpitty: i love this thread
milfndilfrider: All I’m thinking about is like a 6’3 man frantically slapping on glittery eyeliner when the batsignal turns on
bag0fb0nes: GRWM: Gotham edition 💋
keemet: imagine him swatching the eyeliner
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thinking about bruce wayne giving you a necklace that has “bruce” on it. you’d probably wear it all the time. especially when he’s gripping your hair from behind, literally just pounding into you. it would just dangle from your neck, swaying back and forth every time his hips snap forward into you. don’t even get me started on the grunting and growling this man does while he fucks you.
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Still obsessed with the way Edward was like “fuck Bruce Wayne fuck him and all his money fuck his dead parents fuck everything they did I wish I killed Bruce Wayne” and at the same time is like “Batmannnn you’re so cool and hot your mask is incredible pls stay with me hereee” while Bruce is standing there like
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Bruce Wayne x gn!reader
Summary: You can’t sleep and decide to keep Bruce company on his ride back to the cave. Unfortunately for him, you know how to work the comms.
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A/N: this is so dumb but sometimes dumb fics are fun (gif: pov you’re abusing comm privileges to talk to Bruce about random things and he’s had a long night)
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