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TIL that Gothic literature makes a distinction between “terror” and “horror.” Terror is the sense of dread and apprehension that precedes an experience, horror is the sense of revulsion after an experience.

via ift.tt

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“Who’s we? I’ve always loved it”

I am begging you nerds to search the critical reception and read between the lines on the original post lol

I think we were all too harsh on Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World’s End in 2007. Any movie that has a pirate officiate a wedding while helming a ship and fighting off undead sailors and saying shit like “Dearly Beloved, we be gathered here today… TO NAIL YER GIZZARDS TO THE MAST, YE POXY CUR!” with an epic musical score playing is probably at least a 8/10 for that alone

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Forget “is a hot dog a sandwich”, fuck that. Is orange juice with pulp just Floridian boba?

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Do you ever think about how Obi-Wan scarred one side of Vader’s helmet and Ahsoka later scarred the other side but the only person who could remove the mask entirely was Luke

#star wars #star wars rebels #luke skywalker #ahsoka tano #obi wan kenobi #darth vader #anakin skywalker

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Call me Owen Lars the way I be farming moisture

#star wars #luke skywalker #owen lars #tatooine #star wars shitpost

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#prozd

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I was at work and I saw a kid, probably 6 or 7 years old, with a Clone Trooper helmet on their shirt. I noticed it was Fives’ helmet and I said “FIVES! He’s my favorite!” And the child said “he’s mine too.” We had a conversation about favorite The Clone Wars episodes and characters and before the family left, the child told me they had something for me and gave me an Obi-Wan keychain they had made 😭

#star wars #star wars the clone wars #arc trooper fives #obi wan kenobi #clone troopers

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Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

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I’m bored do any of y’all wanna go to Waffle House and trauma dump to each other

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Moonsilver: The American clipper Archer in company with Houqua, by Barry Mason (1947-)

#the intense male urge to join the crew of a sailing ship

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A list:

Sith Apprentice (TPM) Maul: no. Fleshy one.

Spider-Maul: no. None.

Nightsister magick/Droid scrap legs Maul: yes but a tiny one Talzin could make out of droid scrap.

Death Watch legs Maul: the top of the line robo-wiener. Vibrates, lights up, and everything. Death Watch hooked Maul up.

Old Master/Rebels Maul: yes, it worked while he was on Malachor but lost some of the “bells and whistles”, so to speak. It was the first thing he spruced up after leaving Malachor.

Do y’all think Darth Maul had a robo-wiener

#Star Wars #Darth Maul #star wars the clone wars #star wars rebels

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Do y’all think Darth Maul had a robo-wiener

#star wars #star wars rebels #star wars the clone wars #darth maul #star wars shitpost

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I really call myself stupid a lot for a guy who rants about theme park lore for literal hours pretty much weekly

#customer: hello! #me: do you want to hear about the lore of Star Wars Galaxy’s Edge or how Indiana Jones is part of the Jungle Cruise canon

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The Star Wars fandom doesn’t talk enough about how terrifying Order 66 must be from the point of view of the clones.

You spend 3 years fighting side by side with someone, in some cases becoming as close as family, only to have your individuality ripped from you and basically turned into a machine. We don’t have enough stories about how the clones felt after Order 66 was executed and they eliminated their Jedi. Rex visibly shakes and tries to stop himself after Palpatine sends the message. Did the ones who never had the control chip removed ever think about their Jedi? If they do, did they think of them fondly? Or were their memories or opinions of them altered by the control chip? Did the clones ever live to regret what they had done?

#star wars #ahsoka tano #star wars the clone wars #captain rex #order 66 #the clone wars #clone troopers #clone trooper #jedi #arc trooper fives #arc trooper jesse

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rebels season 3 and 4 soundtracks still not being available even after the ahsoka soundtrack built on a lot of those tracks is my villain origin story

#I need Kanan and The Fire #star wars rebels

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Y’all ever think about how we coulda had Padmé founding The Rebel Alliance in Revenge Of The Sith and get sad that we missed out on that or are you normal

#star wars #revenge of the sith #padmé amidala #padme amidala #anakin and padme #sw padme #star wars padme