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mental illness made me so desperate for joy that i forgot it was this simple… feeling the ocean against your skin… a really good guitar riff… sun on your back… holding the door for a stranger… a cold shower on a hot day…….. the world is like a cradle and i am just a little baby. eyes wide open there is so much to see

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A small PSA to all those new to dealing with the porn bots that Tumblr now has a fresh wave of – I understand that when you go to report them, you want to report them as "[containing] sexually explicit material", but don't do that. Report them as spam instead.

These are spam bots flooding tags and the website in general with spam links. They often do not have anything sexually explicit on their blog (although they often have implicit material). Plus, these two reports get very different results. Reporting explicit material gets the bot slapped behind an 18+ wall, so minors can't check if they're a bot or not. Reporting spam gets the bot taken down.

Remember, folks: when dealing with a bot, report spam, not smut!

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WTW SECRET SANTA ; a fruitless crown 

— for @bayoucurse !! isa come back isa i miss you 

#BIG FAT KISS ON THE CHEEK #I KNOW I MISS YOU TOO I MIGHT BE BACK SOON #for me #afc #pris tag

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WARDS OF THE WRECK ↳ @cheshawrites

for wtw’s secret santa: love u metro and ur pirate children!!

#cheshawrites #wtw things #metro tag #* #other people's writing

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i lost the journal i kept during my trip to europe and im about 2 seconds away from crying

#shut up isa

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"I can fix him" this "I can make him worse" that Pathetic. I can love him so much that it changes the course of the entire narrative.

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so. long story short my roommates got us evicted and im moving to a new apartment next weekend by myself and im kinda excited to be able to decorate it how i want to and have my own space and not have to worry about wearing pants 

#isa talks #its a VERY long story #i also never have to see my ex-friends (emphasis on the ex) ever again! very pleased!

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gotta love how in 2012 Tumblr, all the replies on even slightly weirdly worded posts and replies were like "oh mY GOD what did I just read" and "THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE IS ON DRUGS" and a long series of Superwholock gifs of people flailing and laying face down on the ground and generally overreacting

and in 2022 someone can just calmly post shit like "off I fuck on my weekly journey into the deep murky woods to snort a line of ants off the Woodland Ghoul's dick" and nobody even comments, they'll just quietly nod like yeah mood and reblog that shit.

Maybe a faint little "yeah that's valid" hiddne quietly in the notes.

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this has been a wasp psa

#tw bugs #in germany there are SO MANY WASPS in the outdoor restaurants in so wild as an american #but the wasps are also like? weirdly gentle compared to american wasps? like american wasps be up in your girl and will fuck you up #but the wasps (i think yellow jackets) in germany are SO CHILL they just be tryna drink the rest of my soda or share my gelato #i would never whack an american wasp w my bare hand but i just be nudging at these bitches like you can have it when im finished okay? #theyre so funny bc i KNOW they recognize us bc they just be hanging out in the cafes and in the bakeries and i dont think ive ever heard #of anyone getting stung working in the bakeries? theyre just so normal here? americans would FLIP their shit bc bugs = dirty #but theyre just pollinators! give em some sugar! idk but its like a weird understanding of nature & the environment you just dont really see #in the US (and granted maybe its bc we're just australias younger sibling but yk

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old tumblrcore. if you remember these youre entitled to a veteran’s discount

follow forever

“rebagel”

nightposting

the reblog button being on the top

everyone referring to david karp as “daddy”

“can you make this ask rebloggable?”

redux edits

babblr

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

missing e

“REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY PEOPLE” (30 gay-themed gifs)

losing post editing because of John Green

hipster bloggers vs fandom bloggers

when messaging finally came out and we had to infect each other with it like we were playing Plague Inc

#BAHAHA I REMEMBER WHEN DM'S WERE RELEASED THAT WAS SO NUTS #please dont forget the supernatural gifs everywhere #im not gonna lie i miss 2013-2016 tumblr so much she was the best she'll ever be

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you know what’s funny. discord started as a gaming app. like it was so you could do voice calls during games. now it’s the home to hundreds of microcommunities’ drama the likes of which you have never seen

#someone ask me about the tiktok sorority that blew up in a week

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“this is so romantic” and it’s two characters trying to kill each other

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i could escape the narrative actually. rip to the rest of you but i'm gonna get out of here.

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wavemakermommy → bayoucurse

#hmmm sexy #isa talks

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Please do cite the deep magic to me actually. I may have been there when it was written but I am very forgetful

#I LAUGHED SO HARD I DROPPED MY PHONE #idk why i find this so funny

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st. george and the dragon (1908-9) - briton rivière / the vigil (1884) - john pettie / vanitas still-life (1705) - evert collier / david garrick as richard iii (1745) - william hogarth / micro sff stories tweet

#DAMN

[bayoucurse]

Did it hurt when you realised brooding fictional men with dark hair written by women don’t exist

#howl pendragon