the best shadow and bone (show) line by FAR is when Jesper and Wylan are kissing, and then Kaz side-eyes them and says “everyone’s lost their mind” like I laugh every single time. That man needs to CHILL
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I think it's a misuse of your big platform to allow the spreading of transgenderism! We do not need those freaks on this earth
I need those freaks actually, and I'm going to use my platform to spread transgenderism like Judas spread his legs for Jesus.
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wylan van eepy
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I'm ngl if my dm ever pulled out tests for me to do like brennan did for the intrepid heroes I would start asking if I get my accomadations. Cuz the disability office says I get time and a half
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This might just be Evelyn Hugo and Celia St. James
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#Me booping every blog I see on my dash
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You know what? Fuck you. *buys y/n back from One Direction*
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To YOU it's a boop. To ME it's a little gay kiss on your forehead. MWAH! You are so loved :)))
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cute first date ideas! 😍
make slime together 🎨
visit a cottage 🌹
make a bonfire 😊
play piano for him 🎶
invite a third 😳
summon him
s̶̭̥̎̈̂̿͊̎u̸̩̦̹̇͛̄m̷͍̕m̵̘̲̫͕̪͆̀̚ö̴̝̗̰͎́̃̐́͝n̵̪̤̯̒ ̷̥̲̑́̐̀h̸̩̜̫̘̝̐́i̴̺͔̝͇̠̥̾m̶͖̪̰̹͜͝ ̴̡̖̗̱͒̂̃
ş̴̡̧̙̲̞͍͖̜̲̻̜̫͕̏̎͜u̴̟̣̜̍́m̴̲͕̝͚͎̪̫͇̥͉̩̦̰̞͂͌͆̅̎̇̕m̷̄̍̒̉͋̄̀͐̔͋̿͆̕͜͝ó̴̧̨̧̙̟͎̙̯̼̯̱̖͙͂̃̍̓̆̇̀̂͗́̈́͐̓n̴̛͎̄̋́̒̑́̏̿ͅ ̸̥͖̰̠̺̤͑͛̂̈́̀̑̈́͛͛̏͝ḩ̵̡̡͙̗̰̭͙̫̣̤̬̉̿̐͆̉̈̓̎̌̊͗̍̈́͆̚͝ͅî̷̫̫̱̤͖̺̗̝̮̈́̄̎̔̍́̃͂͝͝m̶̹̼̮̦͍̩̈́͂͋̓͒̑̓́͒̈͒̚͝ͅ ̵̨͍̰̩͓̪̞̫̉̿̽
ṣ̸̡̘̜̬̩͎̳̭̳̙͔̤͍̳̼̜͚͕͎͕͕̓̐̆̍̓͒̇̈́̽̋̾͒̈́̓̐̀̒̈̏̏̎̏̐͐̿͘͝͝u̵̢̧̡̨̨̩̰̼̞̜̣̼͚̫̝̗̖̺͇̭̦̦̭͈͎͚̻̮̦̤̖̦̝͐̀̎̀̆̊͌͂̿̔͛͒̿̿̇͊̐͆̈́̾̇̈̓͐̐͋̋̕̕͜ͅm̶̡̨̡̛̛̛̯̳͈̲̻̗͍͈̦̲̬̼̪̹͍̱̗̈́͂̓̌̍́͒̈́͂̈́͐̋̀̀̾͋̾̽̊̄̑̋̂͋̚̚͝m̴̡̧̢͓̥̜̻̠͎̣̪͎͓̟̫̪̱̜̭̯̥͐͒̍̍́͆͋̌̎̈́̉̓̈́̿̚̕̕͜͝͝͝o̷̞͕̿̋́̅̍́͌̉̓̉͋̄̔͊̀̈̈́͌̈́͒͊͠n̷̛̛͇͑̄̍̔͊̀̄͋́͆̃̒̒͐̓̈́̈̌̋̀͋͆̀́̾̚̕̚͝͝͠ ̵̧̧̨̝͇̜̖̠̞̙̺̫̲͖̩͉͖̞͈̟͙̱̮͎̖͉͉̈̆̽͂͛̽̓̐̅̓̈́̔̃̇͆̊̏̂͋̏̔̀̄͘͠͝͝͠͠ḩ̵̢͙͎̟̰̣̥̥͓̙̹͇̘̣͔̼̥͓̟̝̰̩͙̝̮̩͉̫̟̟͆͜͜ͅî̵̛̳̒̄̏͌̄̑̅̏́̓̂͂̓́̕͝͠m̴͎͈̪͖̈́̓͐̇̿̾́̐̓̉̇͊͆͆̒̂̇̒̓̉̑͂̑͛̚͘͝͠ ̷̨̧͇̤̖̲̥̺͓̫̫̫̯̹̘̹̟̪̃͋̌̆̾̎̂́̅́͗̚͜͜͝͝͝ͅ
s̶̢̡̨̨̢̨͈͇̹̱̭̰̥͚͕̻͚͎̦̰̺̘̭̪̝̖̳̦̭̥̬̝͚̠͍̟͚̹̙̄̄͛̈́͆̿̋̄͝ͅͅū̵̳̦͋̿̈́́̕͠m̴̡̨̨̖̣͓̙̮̝͔̭̜̒̈̇̌͒͛̔̌͋̉͊̑̓̂̓̓̌̋̐̐̍̆̓̽͘͘̚͝͝͝͝m̵̧̗̹̹̟̣̹̣͙̟̬̱̦͔̭̐̌̆̅́͆̀̈͋̈́̂̆̌̿̽̊̍̑̑̃͒͊̈́͝͝ǫ̴̢̢̨̡̛̘̠̭̱͙̬͖͔͍̗̗̮͇͇͉̗̻́͋̔̊̑̑͌͑̀̿̈́̆̓̇͐̆̋̈́̀̓͊̉̋̓̓̚͝͠͝n̸̢̡̡̨̛̛̞͙̪̻̠̻̤̝̺̹̼̤̟͇̤̙̰̥̼̺͓̯̱̪̙̳̬̼̰̘͔̓̌̅͐̑̇͑̌̔̀͗̋́̽̂̍͛͛̽̋͒̈̽͋͆͂̑͑̌͒̋͊͂͑͆̓̈́͌̌̚̕̕̚̚͝͠͠ͅͅ ̴̨̛̹̯̣̖̼̟̥̗̳̠̠̺̟͚̔͂̇̒̾̿͋͋̋̊̏̒͐̌͆͛̑̐̾͌́͂̋̈́͝͝ͅḧ̴̢̝̞̘͈̼͔̯͎̬̭̞̯́͐͛͛̆͛͌̄͛͒̀̆͑͆̾̿̆̏̍̒́̄̉̂̕̚͝ͅȉ̵̝̖͋͌̊̀̊̄̈́̋̓͐̌̂̑̈̔͋̇̔̊́̂̔̆̎͆̈́̾̈́̊́͋̈́̓̾͋̓̂͗̚̕͝͠m̷̢̨̛̛̛̛̛̛͇̬̪̲̗̖̫̰̪͕͓͍̩̫͉̟̞̏̇̑̐͂̄̅͊̀́̃̒͑̈̽̐̆̃͋͒͒̈́̿̈́̆̐͋̀͆̊͋̾̍̉͘͘ͅ ̸͎͕͎̩͉̦̣̘̬͚͙̰͇͈͒̌͆̍̌̿̋͠
Ḩ̶̧̡̧̧̛̱̪̙̫͔̗̫̠̠̜̙̹̩̎̒̉͂͗̀͒̔̉̂̒̐̈́͛̄̉̌͐̾̂̀͘͘͠E̵̛͍̺͚̼̱̓͂̀̈́̀̈́̌̽̃̇̏͂͌̅̂̋͊̕̕͜ ̴̢̮̘̘͚̜̫̳̙͇̲̦̟̪̤̱͙̲̮̜́͐͊̓̃̀͊̏̊̽̓͝I̵̡͙̙͙̫̻̥͚̣̖͎̻͇͍̩̯̗͉̹̫̠̬͓̥͈̟̫͍͍͉͍̐͆̓̒͆̒̌́͆̐͆̾̒̄̓͗̑̿̒͋̒̚͜͜ͅͅS̵̡̨̡̡̝̥͍̜͙̰̤̙̼̝̱̖͓͉̘̼̲͙̲̙͉̜͔͓̠̱͈̟̥̘̣̐͌̈́̍̀́͗̍͑̊́̈́͊̊̍͒̌̇̽̓̿̈̇̾͋͋̇̂͘͜ ̵̯̦̼̼̻̗̽̌̃͗̋̐̋͋̑̊̇̇͑̈̉̐̈́̔̓͒̉̉͗͌̃̾͋̊͊̋ͅŔ̸̻͉̣̭͙̖͔͖̗͖̦̲͍̔̊̒̓̔̈́̀̇͑͑̍̅̓̅͒̂̐͒͑͂̍͗̆̈͛̈́͘̕̚͘̕Į̴̡̨̛͍̤͎̘̰̞̼̣̺͎̬̯̝̣̻̟͔̫̫͙̳͚̔̎̈͗̒̈́̄́̅̉̈́̂́́̾̎̉̄͆̉̑͒̇̈̇̅̌͒̿̌̔́̒̂͌̅̄̌͒̕͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅS̸̡̛̤͍͍͉̰̦̞̮̫̾̿͊̍͒̐̀̃̂̃̈̾̎̍͋̈́̆̓̚͝Ē̸̡̡̡̢̢̡̢͚̗͚̦̜̹̱̠̺̲̭͖͕͎̪͇̟̣̹̲̜͈͙̤̺̫͇̝͇̮͕̝̠̰̩̤͎̼̆̄́͆̒̓̐̅͌̂̓̎͆͗̏̈́͋̀͆̂͛͊͌̓̈̈̽̂̑̇̆̋̀̌̇̽̎̕̚͘͜͜͜͠͝͝͠N̷̡̛̘̞̰̪̘̥̦̰̤̅̀̓̔͋̃̆̔̅̈́̃̈͒̉͊̃̑̂̇̽̈́̓͊̅̉̄͋̆͘͘̚͝͠͝ͅ
D̶̢̛̳̭͇͉̹̻̳̦̖̮̳̳̭̮̯͚̻̜͖̯̳̹̘̲̓͊̈́̒͋̑̌́̔͒͛́̿̋̏̐͌̾̍̆́͆̌̀̒̊̈̒́͆́́͊̂̏̄͌̑̔̐̾͘̕̕͘͜͜ͅƠ̷̡̢̝̺̟̗̞͍̖̇̀͐͒͐͛̅͛̏̋̐̿̓̈͌͗̾̾̄̏̒͋̕͘͜͝͠͠Ņ̶̨̧̟̘͙̝̼̖͔̱̠͇̰͔̣͈̹͕̩̩̺̻̱̜̩͖̮̯̤̃̐̋̎̽̂̀̉̂͐̿̔̓̎̕͜'̴̘̱̩̣͎̪͚̏͑͑̓̂̓̐͐͌̈͘͝T̸̡̛̠͔͍͙̘̹͉͔̮̬̯̤͙̥͕͖̉̋̀̊̈̇̿̆̐̔̓͛́̂̈̋̐͆̈́͑̂͂̈͗̕̕͜͠͝͠͝͝ͅ ̴̧̡̡̡̛͖̻͕̞̻͇̥͕͚̥̮̪̜̝͈̰̙͙͕̩̯̬̫̲̗̣̗͕̻̟̦̫̭͍͎̙͓̜̝͌͑̃̇́͛̈́̍͌̎̊͛̓̏̎̏͐͒̐̉͋̓̐͐̀̈́̃͘̚̚͜͜ͅÇ̶̨̥̜̰̤̫̪̘̰̖̫̻̬̣̭͚̫̩̹̞͕̮̞̞͙͂̇̋̉͂̿̀̓̚͜͠ͅŖ̵̢̢̨̢̢̛̞̖̺̤̘̹̣̥̖̝͇̻̠̙̥̜̹̠͎̻͖͉̻̺͎͙̲͕̜̮͔̜̻̠̮͔̺̥̜̈́̉͂̆̓̍̎͐͒͗̿̒͊̈́̑́̆͑͛̇̾̓̆̉́̊̀͜͝͝͝Y̴̧̨̛̛̝̠̰̱̖̯̱̞̗̠͕̹͎̊͋͌̈́͂̀̆̍̔͂́̈̊̈́̍̒̊̾̈́͌̇̐̃̍̾̈̐͌͊̆̏̀̽̕̚͘̚͝
̶̧̨̧̢̧̡̛̛̛̝͇̝̙̼͈̩̬͕͓͙̯̥̳̲̩͕̟̥̱̳̙̼̤̹̘̺̰̣̪̮̩̞̭͔̓̾̈́́̄̌́͌̄̓͋́͆̈́̈́͂̾̎̌̍͛̾̀̓̇̓͊̚̚͜͜͜͠͠͝ͅC̴̡̧̢̨̢̨͓̖̖͍͇̖̼͎͇̥̼͚͎̼̻̮̭͖͈̭͖̲̣͈̣͒̇̆̓̒̊̀͆̀̽̔̆̄̊͒̈́͗̔̈́͌͑͆̌̽̾̃̆͋́͘̕͠͝͝͠͝͝͠ͅR̷̢̨̨̢̖̥̫͈͖͇̠̝͎̲͙͉̝̻̺̓͒̽̎̈́́͂͐̓̈́́͂͗̐͗̊̂̈́̊͒̃̂̆̃͗͐̆̀̈́̒͊̋̕͘̕͠͠͝Ą̴͓͇̞͔̙͇̗̬̠̲͍̫̟̝̍͑̎́͑̈́̃̉͘͘͜͝ͅF̸̨̨̧̛̛̛̝͎͍̺͍̞̯̼̭̯͖̗̪̙̳̲̼͙͈̼̙̞͕̼̳͕̲̈́̈̆̒̎̌̈́̇̀̈́̆͒̄̎͛̐̎͊̐̎̈̑̄̃̀͒͑͂̚̚̚͜͝͠Ţ̵̛̛̹̺͚̠͍̗͓͈̹̝̝̙̥̫͔̖̭͚͇̺̺̼̙͈̫͚̟̩͉̹̺̺͐͌͑̽̒́̓̋̽̾̾̍̇̐͒̂͐͆̏͋̾́͛̎́̽̃̂̓͌̓̍̚̕̕̚͠͝͝͠͝͝ͅ!̷̢̧̛̞͖͇̖͑̏̀̌͑̆͊̎̔̋̏̑̔͂̂̀̀̾̅̿̈́́͛̓̓̌̈́͗̍̓̋͗̚̕̚̚͠͝͠ ̶̨̧̨̡̧̩͕͕̬̺̰̰̩͓̫̰͕̰͎̳̦̜̘̭̬̰̤̩̘̺͇̰͖͓͖̭̺̹̳̘͇͖̥͇̭̠̰͍̖̰̅̈̈̔̋͗̂̅̒̇͊̓̍͐̄̑͑͋̿͆͂̎̐͑̈́͌́̅̄̋͒̂̕͘̕̚͠͝͝
̶̧̨̧̢̧̡̛̛̛̝͇̝̙̼͈̩̬͕͓͙̯̥̳̲̩͕̟̥̱̳̙̼̤̹̘̺̰̣̪̮̩̞̭͔̓̾̈́́̄̌́͌̄̓͋́͆̈́̈́͂̾̎̌̍͛̾̀̓̇̓͊̚̚͜͜͜͠͠͝ͅC̴̡̧̢̨̢̨͓̖̖͍͇̖̼͎͇̥̼͚͎̼̻̮̭͖͈̭͖̲̣͈̣͒̇̆̓̒̊̀͆̀̽̔̆̄̊͒̈́͗̔̈́͌͑͆̌̽̾̃̆͋́͘̕͠͝͝͠͝͝͠ͅR̷̢̨̨̢̖̥̫͈͖͇̠̝͎̲͙͉̝̻̺̓͒̽̎̈́́͂͐̓̈́́͂͗̐͗̊̂̈́̊͒̃̂̆̃͗͐̆̀̈́̒͊̋̕͘̕͠͠͝Ą̴͓͇̞͔̙͇̗̬̠̲͍̫̟̝̍͑̎́͑̈́̃̉͘͘͜͝ͅF̸̨̨̧̛̛̛̝͎͍̺͍̞̯̼̭̯͖̗̪̙̳̲̼͙͈̼̙̞͕̼̳͕̲̈́̈̆̒̎̌̈́̇̀̈́̆͒̄̎͛̐̎͊̐̎̈̑̄̃̀͒͑͂̚̚̚͜͝͠Ţ̵̛̛̹̺͚̠͍̗͓͈̹̝̝̙̥̫͔̖̭͚͇̺̺̼̙͈̫͚̟̩͉̹̺̺͐͌͑̽̒́̓̋̽̾̾̍̇̐͒̂͐͆̏͋̾́͛̎́̽̃̂̓͌̓̍̚̕̕̚͠͝͝͠͝͝ͅ!̷̢̧̛̞͖͇̖͑̏̀̌͑̆͊̎̔̋̏̑̔͂̂̀̀̾̅̿̈́́͛̓̓̌̈́͗̍̓̋͗̚̕̚̚͠͝͠ ̶̨̧̨̩͕͕̬̺̰̰̩͓̫̰͕̰͎̳̦̜̘̭̬̰̤̩̘̺͇̰͖͓͖̭̺̹̳̘͇͖̅̈̈̔̋͗̂̅̒̇͊̓̍͐̄̑͑͋̿͆͂̎̐͑̈́͌́̅̄̋͒̂̕͘̕̚͠͝͝
̶̧̨̧̢̧̡̛̛̛̝͇̝̙̼͈̩̬͕͓͙̯̥̳̲̩͕̟̥̱̳̙̼̤̹̘̺̰̣̪̮̩̞̭͔̓̾̈́́̄̌́͌̄̓͋́͆̈́̈́͂̾̎̌̍͛̾̀̓̇̓͊̚̚͜͜͜͠͠͝ͅC̴̡̧̢̨̢̨͓̖̖͍͇̖̼͎͇̥̼͚͎̼̻̮̭͖͈̭͖̲̣͈̣͒̇̆̓̒̊̀͆̀̽̔̆̄̊͒̈́͗̔̈́͌͑͆̌̽̾̃̆͋́͘̕͠͝͝͠͝͝͠ͅR̷̢̨̨̢̖̥̫͈͖͇̠̝͎̲͙͉̝̻̺̓͒̽̎̈́́͂͐̓̈́́͂͗̐͗̊̂̈́̊͒̃̂̆̃͗͐̆̀̈́̒͊̋̕͘̕͠͠͝Ą̴͓͇̞͔̙͇̗̬̠̲͍̫̟̝̍͑̎́͑̈́̃̉͘͘͜͝ͅF̸̨̨̧̛̛̛̝͎͍̺͍̞̯̼̭̯͖̗̪̙̳̲̼͙͈̼̙̞͕̼̳͕̲̈́̈̆̒̎̌̈́̇̀̈́̆͒̄̎͛̐̎͊̐̎̈̑̄̃̀͒͑͂̚̚̚͜͝͠Ţ̵̛̛̹̺͚̠͍̗͓͈̹̝̝̙̥̫͔̖̭͚͇̺̺̼̙͈̫͚̟̩͉̹̺̺͐͌͑̽̒́̓̋̽̾̾̍̇̐͒̂͐͆̏͋̾́͛̎́̽̃̂̓͌̓̍̚̕̕̚͠͝͝͠͝͝ͅ!̷̢̧̛̞͖͇̖͑̏̀̌͑̆͊̎̔̋̏̑̔͂̂̀̀̾̅̿̈́́͛̓̓̌̈́͗̍̓̋͗̚̕̚̚͠͝͠ ̶̨̧̨̡̧̩͕͕̬̺̰̰̩͓̫̰͕̰͎̳̦̜̘̭̬̰̤̩̘̺͇̰͖͓͖̭̺̹̳̘͇͖̥͇̭̠̰͍̖̰̅̈̈̔̋͗̂̅̒̇͊̓̍͐̄̑͑͋̿͆͂̎̐͑̈́͌́̅̄̋͒̂̕͘̕̚͠͝͝
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The Secret History characters are so My Little Pony coded
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does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago
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Most Controversial Doctor Who Opinions I have:
Eleven was wild as FUCK for marrying River and then acting like they had an awesome relationship. It would’ve been better to have more Twelve River than whatever that was.
If Clara did half the shit Rose did, y’all would be tearing your hair out. Clara was the most complex character and you fell for Moffats silly little trap of thinking she was selfish. THATS THE WHOLE POINT.
Ten was a bigger asshole than Nine and the only reason people think differently is because Nine owned it and Ten acted like it never happened and you believed him.
The whole River being the daughter of Amy was so unbelievably stupid to me. Boooooooo make her an enigma. Make her mysterious and unknowable. We don’t need to know…woman of mystery.
Clara was the love of Twelve’s life but I am unbelievably glad that she and Bill never met because then Twelve would have to explain how one mid twenties woman was like his granddaughter and the other was like his cougar girlfriend.
I am a hater of the “bring along the boyfriend trope” in Doctor Who. Only two situations where this worked was Rory because Rory was iconic and Danny Pink watching the Doctor openly flirt with Clara. (That last one only works because he immediately died).
If we’re going to do so much slapping, Moffat, let’s have some stabbing too. Cmon, stabbing.
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Down in the Valley
TW: slight nudity
Down in the valley, the valley so low
Late in the evening, hear the train blow
The train, love, hear the train blow
Late in the evening, hear the train blow
Go build me a mansion, build it so high
So I can see my true love go by
See him go by, love, see him go by
So I can see my true love go by
Go write me a letter, send it by mail
Bake it and stamp it to the Capitol jail
The Capital jail, love, the Capitol jail
Bake it and stamp it to the Capitol jail
Roses are red, violets are blue
Birds in the heavens know I love you
Know I love you, oh know I love you
Birds in the heavens know I love you
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riz gukgak is the most character of all time. he’s a detective. he’s seventeen. he made business cards to make friends. he gets straight a’s. he has a gun. he shot the blood rush coach. he carries around a brief case. he’s in every club at school. he ate a dragon. he’s aroace. he’s trying to help kristen applebees become class president. absolutely character of all time.
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Every time Shane Madej mentions tumblr on Watcher content it's a shock, even though Watcher was literally partnered with this site for several videos.
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In celebration of the final season coming out, here’s something I (apparently?) made and forgot about until I was scrolling through my old photos.
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