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trying to tell you something

commission for FOXTHOTIRL

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so, is there usually a shortage of game time cards for FFXIV this time of year, or is this an odd occurrence? bc man, i can not find any gametime cards for FFXIV lately. not on amazon, or gamestop ( which gamestop fucks you saying you can buy it but later tells you it'll notify you when its restocked which fuck you gamestop gimme my money back ), and sure, you can do the regular 30-day subscription on the mogstation but i like buying gametime cards.

#( ooc. ) #i got my money back from gamestop but man fuck you gamestop for trying to pull a fast one on me. #anyways its suepr weird that a lot of retailers don't have codes for gametime cards.

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also, girls w/ small / no tits but wide, dumptruck asses save me ( sit on my face ).

girls w/ no tits and wide, dumptruck asses, save me……

#( ooc. ) #the dichotomy of having no tits but a dumptruck ass allures me ( i need to be suffocated by a shortstack w/ those features ).

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we should be able to breed our own retainers for such a good job they do for bringing us stuff—

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also, speaking of other races, i gotta admit, there’s plenty of surprisingly cute races out there thatve opened my eyes. like, there’s some goddamn cute hyur middie’s ( midlanders ) or even, highlanders ( despite them not having eyebrows ). you just find a cute WoL and your eyes open to the truth of the universe that even hyurs that aren’t females can be cute and you’ll be truly FREE.

tbh i kinda wanna make Alex into a lala / wind-up version of himself. mainly bc the thought of going form his max Au Ra height to a lala is supremely funny to me. and other less than wholesome reasons. :3c

#( ooc. ) #the other day i found acute male hyur middle and they were so cute looking.

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also, i started the manderville weapons quest line last night and man, 1500 for materials to get a weapon higher than what i currently own? dont mind if i do. :3c

#( ooc. ) #also yeah i can agree that the weapon series ‘steps’ is easy as piss. just get 1500 tomestones of causality and buy ur materials and that’s #it. i can see now why people are complaining lmfao. #still the weapons all look cool. #thinking about getting the scythe for RPR bc man it looks SICK.

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i really do like the Tyrant’s armor.

too bad it comes from a game mode i fuckin HATE.

#( ooc. ) #it looks REALLY good on Meteor. #( lex plays ffxiv. )

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I’ll hold on my opinions of Hazbin until the episode fully releases, and other than that, wait for it to die down before i really watch it.

#( ooc. ) #also bc i really don’t care to watch it rn? not that i hate or wanna distance myself but jus bc i don’t wanna watch it rn. simple as.

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tbh i kinda wanna make Alex into a lala / wind-up version of himself. mainly bc the thought of going form his max Au Ra height to a lala is supremely funny to me. and other less than wholesome reasons. :3c

#( ooc. ) #also bc im kinda enamored by edgy looking / dark haired male lalas.

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need shortstack lalafell pussy like i need air to breathe.

#( ooc. ) #ignore me I’m just being mindlessly horny again.

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When you tank swap / dual tank buster / overlap reprisals

#( ooc. ) #me when i inner release in my fellow tank / co-tank.

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“oh no, dawntrail has one of the writers of Sorrow of Werlyt on its writing team, it’s obviously going to be a bad expansion because of ONE writer—“

DONT CARE. GO MY G-WARRIOR.

#( ooc. ) #like. ignoring the awesomeness of g warrior. #banri oda writing for sorrows and being credited as one of the main writers for dawntrail is getting a lot of stupid people doomposting #about the state of Dawntrail when it hasn’t even fuckin dropped yet. #like sure you may not. like sorrows but doomposting about dawntrail being dead in the water of one writer is so goddamn stupid. #BESIDES I LIKED THE SORROWS OF WERLYT TRIAL QUESTS BUT APPARENTLY PEOPLE ITS EXCUSING / JUSTIFYING GAIUS BEHAVIOR? #ah yes bc gaius losing his adopted children to death mechs being a direct consequence of his previous actions definitely excuses the #fuck off lmao.

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gets so horny i get nauseous.

i think i ave couvid…..,….

#( ooc. ) #I NEED THEM OCCUPYING ALL MY HOLES. STAT!!!!!!!!!

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also, since we didn't get a direct height comparison with other races for FemHroths, i hope they're at least taller than femroes.

i want them bitches max height and w/ muscles that could crush me into a fine powder used to dust their hands when they lift weights.

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((Fem hroth OC with muscles and a huge dick on here when?))

I technically already have one, or two, if you can't an unfinished idea I have for one. The one I intend to make when 7.0 drops and femhroths are fully on the table is a Hellion FemHroth, who was a Garlean Conscript and former Scout for a high-ranking platoon. Her name is Asya Aan Borisyuk, and her official height is 7'2", and she's intersex. She's essentially gonna be a mix of Revy from Black Lagoon, a heartless killer who's fucked up inside and knows it but can't really change, and later on in the patches, genuinely changes for the better, like Thorfinn from Vinland Saga. She's still gonna be a bitch, though, but she'll be nicer about it. :3c

Of course, she also has a knotted cock that's sheathed and can rest on her tummy, right below her chest when it's fully erect. She's gonna be a big girl~

The other FemHroth I had is an incomplete idea, but she would have been an Archon Scholar that studies Primals extensively, but would have been a Summoner / Monk mix, using the primals to boost her physical capabilities and summoning select body parts to boost her fighting style. Think like Eikonic abilities from FF16. She would be an NPC and a Scion, but would be frequently out, since her studies have her out and about finding and studying primals.

#( ooc. ) #they have been in the works for a while. #especially asya. i love her concept and her being a garlean conscript makes it so much better.

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FEMALE HROTHGAR REAL

#( ooc. ) #THEYRE REAL ANS THEY LOOK SICK

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THE FEMHROTHS…….

THE FEMHROTHS ARE REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL.

THEYRE HERE ( not yet ) BUT SO CLOSE.

#( ooc. ) #anyways i also can’t wait to try beastmaster lmfao #i never got an urge to do blue mage but beastmaster? sounds SICK.