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went to the vet today and the poster child for feline obesity looked just like my cat???

#omg hit post ona #kitties etc

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love the bene gesserit. they're out there girlboss gatekeep gaslighting for 90 generations, perfectly and meticulously masterminding every political player of the universe into sexy times to create the Ultimate Manwhore and after ALL OF THAT. ALLLL OF THAT?

Dune timeline hits. we're here! we've done it! Our two greatest prospects!! Kwisatz Haderach! At last! And it's just fucking Kinky and Twinky over here like oh ok nice going I guess

#dune #literally the end of their grand plan was to have two second cousins fuck. like okay 🧍

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this song 😠 is about a lot of things ‼️ this song is about body dysmorphia 😵‍💫 this song is about reproductive rights for every person ⚧️✊ this song is about the right to express any gender identity and any sexuality 😤 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ this song ☝️ is called signals 😉 over 😜 the air 💃

#how do i get back to the thursday show #thursday

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#pearl jam #q

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theyre cute as a couple but the follower gap between them is a little ..... uncomfortable??

#this is incredibly ñoldoran-coded

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Heartbreaking scenes captured by @feras_.nader.99 of Palestinians in Rafah visiting loved ones killed by the occupation in the last 6 months.

#palestine #photography

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#straw hat just cause they're fun and silly

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its just strange to me ig. the word "liberal zionist" should (and does in most cases) have an actual meaning, like, for example, a liberal who is a zionist/a zionist who is a liberal. the way people use it on this website makes me think that they think it just means anti-zionist Jews who aren't meeting the standards (which vary by person btw) of the person making the accusation. which feels. kind of dangerous

#omg yes definitely

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Ticketmaster once again ruining my life today they're so consistent 🙏

#they can't keep being a monopoly AND a non-functional website. pick ONE

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Boromir Lives AU: it's a BABY

Activate Stiflingly Protective Big Brother Turbo Boost

Labor Day

The Gondor Chronicle's headline reads Brilliant Military Strategist and War Hero Absolutely Loses His Goddamn Mind During Sister-in-Law's Routine Labor

Beregond didn't anticipate this under the Extra Duties as Assigned clause in his job description

Somebody say uncle, quick

NEW LIFE NEW LIFE NEW LIFE IN A WORLD HE THOUGHT WAS ENDING, YOU GUYS

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Boromir Lives: Helm's Deep

Boromir Lives: Whump-Time After Pelennor

Boromir Lives: GO TO SLEEP

Boromir Lives: Aragorn's Coronation

Boromir Lives: Faramir and Eowyn's Wedding

Boromir Lives: The Haircuts

#WAH #lotr #fanart

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#😭 #laugh tag #q

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TANNER COMPLETE GAME!!!

#LET'S GO!!!! #red sox

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not @ you specifically but a lot of your culer mutuals show how much of sore loser they are by trying to bring up “fascism” any time real madrid win (which is pretty often 🤭)

why would you come to me with this knowing i obviously agree with my mutuals?? suck my entire dick lmfao your stadium is quite literally named after a franquista

#hey be fair i like to bring up fascism when rm loses too #i think theyre a bad fascist club and their fans should feel bad about that! #footie

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#fucking always reblog aaron earned an iron urn #linguistics

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Spock’s bar mitzvah. He did not have fun

#YEAH #and as an adult. he remembers it fondly #star trek #fanart

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“[after a half-hearted suicide attempt at age 13] When Daddy comes in, he carries you to bed. Is there anything you feel like you could eat, Pokey? Anything at all? All you can imagine putting in your mouth is a cold plum, one with really tight skin on the outside but gum-shocking sweetness inside. And he and your mother discuss where he might find some this late in the season. Mother says hell I don’t know. Further north, I’d guess. The next morning, you wake up in your bed and sit up. Mother says, Pete, I think she’s up. He hollers in, You ready for breakfast, Pokey. Then he comes in grinning, still in his work clothes from the night before. He’s holding a farm bushel. The plums he empties onto the bed river toward you through folds in the quilt. If you stacked them up, they’d fill the deepest bin at the Piggly Wiggly. Damned if I didn’t get the urge to drive to Arkansas last night, he says. Your mother stands behind him saying he’s pure USDA crazy. Fort Smith, Arkansas. Found a roadside stand out there with a feller selling plums. And I says, Buddy, I got a little girl sick back in Texas. She’s got a hanker for plums and ain’t nothing else gonna do. It’s when you sink your teeth into the plum that you make a promise. The skin is still warm from riding in the sun in Daddy’s truck, and the nectar runs down your chin. And you snap out of it. Or are snapped out of it. Never again will you lay a hand against yourself, not so long as there are plums to eat and somebody-anybody-who gives enough of a damn to haul them to you. So long as you bear the least nibblet of love for any other creature in this dark world, though in love portions are never stingy. There are no smidgens or pinches, only rolling abundance. That’s how you acquire the resolution for survival that the coming years are about to demand. You don’t earn it. It’s given.”

— Mary Karr, “Cherry” (via lifeinpoetry)

#words words words #in love portions are never stingy #q

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none of these words are in fast car