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beanyowl · 10 hours
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beanyowl · 12 hours
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"i dont want topless women or leather daddies at pride" then why are you going. like be really fucking serious why are you going
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beanyowl · 12 hours
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You’re placed in a room with an animal. The door is closed and you cannot leave. The animal is completely calm and has no intent of harming you. You are in no danger unless you provoke the animal in some way.
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beanyowl · 14 hours
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it’s like i always say: fuck
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beanyowl · 14 hours
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oh by the way, in Danish, "fag" means "subject" and "slut" means "end" so on library shelves you will see "fag slut" to note where the break in book topics is
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pronounced fay' sloot
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beanyowl · 14 hours
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I see a lot of ‘cis’ women say they wish they were androgynous in the way men were or they wish they were pretty in the way men were. This is your sign to go try to do that. You may find you enjoy being an androgynous woman. You may find you no longer identify as a woman. You may find you don’t like androgyny. You will not know until you try. Cut your hair if you’ve always wanted to but have been afraid to. Shop in the men’s section if you’ve been too nervous to. Wear clothing with an androgynous  silhouette. Experiment with binding, take baby steps with compression bras if you want. Wear unisex scents. Live life. Try things you want to try. A lot of cis women do not understand the joys of mens pants and mens deodorant. I think everyone should try both of those things.
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beanyowl · 2 days
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If you're a character in a horror piece of media and you come across someone named John you might be entitled to finantial compensation.
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beanyowl · 2 days
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🌿 March Patreon print 🌿
My patreons this month voted for tarot cards so here’s a little lovers print. To get the March free print you can join my Patreon at either the Pomegrante and saffron tier (UK SHIPPING) or almond and plumb (INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING)
This print is available as an a4 and will be sent out around the 1st April. This is a Patreon exclusive and will not be published on the shop
(Though keep your eyes open for potential tarot card bunds!)
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beanyowl · 2 days
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Character, book, and author names under the cut
Andrew Minyard- All for the Game by Nora Sakavic
Neil Josten- All for the Game by Nora Sakavic
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beanyowl · 2 days
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im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities
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beanyowl · 2 days
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I love memetic communication when it gets to the point of being incomprehensible because can you imagine showing someone this picture
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And asking them what Greek god it represents
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beanyowl · 2 days
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btw this is not a “which do i find LEAST disgusting” poll. this is for the freaks who want to be covered in natural substances
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beanyowl · 2 days
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beanyowl · 2 days
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Kayne is funny as fuck for grabbing John and Arthur, giving them a lore dump, threatening them, giving them a new thing to get divorced over for seemingly no reason, and then leaving them in the 13th century, like he's the funniest bitch alive, no one else is on his level
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beanyowl · 2 days
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Pit Arthur in a blankie with some soup, courtesy of my viewers begging for it during stream
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Because of that last anon here’s my jarthur moodboard
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beanyowl · 2 days
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I need everyone to understand how much I love kayne malevolent. Yes he’s horrible. No we don’t know exactly what he is. Yes he chose his name on the spot. No he’s definitely not anything near the realm of sane. Yes he’s a danger to literally all of humanity. Yes the music and sound effects stop when his presence is near. Yes half his dialogue is laughing maniacally. Yes he does goofy accents and has fun nicknames. Yes he killed every other version of himself. But he was feeling silly.
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