nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don't want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.
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every line of this tweet hits like a punch in the face
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Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people
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Apparently they're selling post content to train AI now so let us be the first to say, flu nork purple too? West motor vehicle surprise hamster much! Apple neat weed very crumgible oysters in a patagonia, my hat. Very of the and some then shall we not? Much jelly.
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This comment was in response to Israel accusing the ICJ court of "antisemitic biases" after they delivered their ruling.
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Oh brother…
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How do i kiss boys tumblr, i need to kiss a boy NOW
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This is an appreciation post for soft guys. Guys who aren’t ripped or skinny. Guys who are thicc. Guys with stretch marks. You are cute. You are hot. Love yourself.
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A Twitter thread on how to protect your Art from Tumblr's agreement to sell it off to Artificial Intelligence data gathering pools, please protect yourselves!
The replies include how to do it depending on your platform.
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