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Evening walks must be the best part of spring

#q

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By Max Siedentopf

#q

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alright let's hit the showers... aiming for a good 13 hours of sleep and this time I NEED them if i wanna be able to go out.

#buh bye

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What is going on in this house?

Psycho / Blue Velvet / Shadow of a Doubt / Supernatural / Twin Peaks / Sharp Objects

#and last but not least... my own house ! ! ! !

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The real reason magnets do that is because they are perverse sexual beasts

#vocaloidsweep

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Have you ever been attracted to one or more of your teachers?

Yes

No

#prev prev

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taking pics for posterity anyway... time will tell on if this will be worne tmrw

anothdr gay club event tmrw..... shoukd i go.... pro : looking hot in a silly bow top (with tits), perhaps meeting people (unlikely) cons : it's so fucking cold, v highy chance i'll just dance awkwardly for a couple hours and nothinf more will happen

#viso

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anothdr gay club event tmrw..... shoukd i go.... pro : looking hot in a silly bow top (with tits), perhaps meeting people (unlikely) cons : it's so fucking cold, v highy chance i'll just dance awkwardly for a couple hours and nothinf more will happen

#not even adding a poll i want discussions

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the thing about the three musketeers (book) is that there are three musketeers (guys) and also a fourth dude who's always hanging out with them and is part of the friend group. yet he is not one of the three musketeers

#prev am i missing a joke or was d'artagnan close to onion to you

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kind of an annoyinf day BUT. 6 free mini packets of triangle cookies at the train station.

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the thing about the three musketeers (book) is that there are three musketeers (guys) and also a fourth dude who's always hanging out with them and is part of the friend group. yet he is not one of the three musketeers

#umami....

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Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in

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informing the mutus

#censored for safety.... the skeleton may appear

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Customer: THE COMPANY I WORK FOR IN THE USMC IS FOX COMPANY AND WE CALL OUR SELFS FATAL FOX DMV: FATAL IS SOMETHING THAT KILLS YOU Verdict: DENIED

#mgs

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#izuna

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the only AND I MEAN ONLY thing tobirama and i can ever agree on is that wet cat food straight from the can is best enjoyed with a spoon

#: D

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[names my sons cain and abel] alright. get to it

#uchihacore