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#i was 13 and there for the main characters #polls

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Let’s say that you died and reincarnated into the Twilight Universe. You wake up the day you leave Arizona to go to Forks as Bella Swan (You’re still you, just in her body/living through her life). Would you try to live your life like canon so you don’t mess anything up? Or would you change events (ex. moving so you don't get almost hit by the car, confront Edward, date someone else, etc.) and risk never getting to know Edward or potentially get killed in this once in a lifetime reincarnation?

i fly to forks. i strut into biology class with my strawberry shampoo and put myself in peril by way of tyler’s van specifically to make edward fall in love with me so i can get that cullen family shmoney. but this is not my perfect crime. what is my perfect crime? i break into tiffany’s at midnight. do i go for the vault? no, i go for the chandelier. it’s priceless. as i’m taking it down, a man catches me. he tells me to stop. it’s edward cullen. i say no. we make love all night. in the morning, charlie comes and i escape in one of the cop’s uniforms. i tell edward to meet me in mexico, but i go to canada. i don't trust him. besides, i like the pale white, ice cold. thirty years later, i get a postcard. i have a daughter and she’s the creepiest fucking baby alive. this is where the story gets interesting. i tell edward to meet me in paris by the trocadero. he’s been waiting for me all these years. he’s never taken another lover. i don't care. i don't show up. i go to berlin. that’s where i stashed the chandelier

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unironically LOVE when fanfic writers have Charlie Swan watching football even when it's not football season. my man's so dedicated to Sports™ he's just sitting around watching reruns instead of being a father to his daughter. blown away by the dedication. #1 dad award

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That Cullen kid is being weird with your daughter

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Team Leah 🌙 I'm joining your crappy little renegade pack.

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if I had been in Bella's position I would not have survived. like literally. I would've picked at my lip or scratched off a scab because Texture and then boom fresh blood and welp he drinked me. we would not have made it to new moon without an incident

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I think part of what attracted me to Twilight in the first place was it seemed so intimate and mundane despite the fantastical ridiculous high stakes elements. Bella is just… thinking of grocery lists and cooking dinner and reading her worn out copies of classics and looking at her purple bedspread with fondness and exasperation and sending emails to her mother and wishing she could just feel like she fits in which is such a common feeling. She deals with trying to befriend people and getting asked out not because she’s any better but because she’s new and high school boys get bored and seeing her dad put chains on her tires for the ice and having all these people who remember her as a child but don’t know her, not really. She is every girl and no girl.

Even when Edward is revealed to be a vampire, she wants to go on a date and meet his family and see their house and spend time together of course she describes infatuated as addicted and sees this relationship as the center of her world. She smells the air and describes the weather and thinks about things that are just so small and unimportant that it makes the book feel like a slice of life sometimes. Even with the horrible characterization and plot inconsistencies and endless Morman influences, there is just a simple and boring richness behind Bella’s day to day life that is missing in her backstory and most of the characters idk I’m giving SM too much credit but there’s love there and I can’t help it

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he’s wearing edward cullen press on nails. I repeat, his is wearing edward cullen press on nails

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Hey did you hear? There’s a Lego Cullen house in development

stop the fucking presses, it's TRUE!! this is extremely good news for my brother who once walked up to me, handed me a lego minifigure, and went "here, I made an edward cullen." I WILL be building this with him and I hope the actual set they develop keeps that giant tree outside the house so we can reenact Hold On Tight, Spider Monkey —G

Lego Ideas =/= what the actual product will look like when it goes to market, but here's what the winning Idea™ looks like:

#why is jacob... wet

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you mean??? the queen and king

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-So you come here often? -I work here

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Wait, I'm going insane. Whatever you do, don't imagine Bella snuggling up into Edward's tan leather jacket, breathing in his sweet scent, feeling safe and intrigued and dreaming of this mysterious vampire. Don't imagine her wondering what his lips would feel like, what his mouth would taste like, the danger of it all making her dizzy. Sweet, she thinks, he would taste sweet.

Don't then imagine, later, returning back to Bella's truck from their time in the meadow. It's happening. Edward leans down, and kisses her. It's chaste. His lips are hard and taste of nothing. His sweet smell surrounds her, she wants more, it's intoxicating. He's pulling away before it even begins, and she nearly misses it, his lips part just briefly as he pulls away from her-

It doesn't smell like human bad breath. It smells... it makes her queasy for a moment, or is that from the motion sickness? But there's something. She doesn't want to think about it any more, maybe she's imagining the hint of blood. Could she really say it smelled like something... stale?

But the moment passes, his lips are closed tight, and his eyes are telling her she's the most important creature in the world. Just under his eyes, the barest shadowy hint of undead.

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emmett is phineas and jasper is ferb

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listen, its funny

please social distance responsibly! 

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Bella + Her School Friends Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke