Jeff: It was one night, Sol. And if it's any consolation, we were not compatible.
Sol: It's not any consolation at all.
Peter: My God, what's the point of being gay?
Sol: I did'nt know there was a point.
Jeff: Oh, come on, if you can't shed the conventions of a hetero life, where's the fun?
Sol: I'm not gay in order to shed conventions, I'm gay because I love this man!
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I'm suffering from an extreme case of TMC, Too Much Change!
Ed Bighead
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Happy wedding day!
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Teddy: What's going on?
Draco: I couldn't sleep, and Harry couldn't sleep either.. because I woke him up.
Harry, yawns:
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Olu bringing out his Nigerian accent 😂🤩😍😅
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Harvard: You haven't left yet?
Aiden: I was waiting for you. I thought we could sneak back into the school auditorium and watch an old movie.
Aiden: It'll be like our own private cinema.
Harvard: Actually... I have a date.
Aiden, secretly devastated: OH?
Aiden, fake cheerful: What's her name?
Harvard: HIS name is Marcel.
Aiden: His name?
Harvard: Yeah?
Aiden: But--- but what about Leah, Emma, Alysa, Caitlin, Michelle, Kenzie, Dafna, and Briana?
Harvard: Did you just... list all my ex-girlfriends?
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Lucius: Hear ye, hear ye! Oh fuck (whispered). Please join me in the welcoming for his regional debut... The Brigand of Barbados... The Cream of the Caribbean... The Gentleman Pirate.
Bonnet: Hi, all! Nice to be here. I may be landed gentry, but I'm thrilled to be granted entry.
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Grace: Okay, this is my mistake. I'll fix it. You follow my lead.
Frankie: I know. Good cop, bad cop.
Grace, scoffs: No. I am all the cops. You're a civilian ride-along.
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Ron: *calling Harry's phone*
Harry: I can't talk right now, I'm stalking Malfoy. I mean following normally..shit! I'll call you back, Ron.
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Don't be scared of meeting my parents. Be scared of meeting my siblings.
Auguste at some point probably
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Tina, fake angry: Aah, that's it! I can't take it anymore!
DRL, fake bemused: what do you mean?
Tina: You're just too kind and generous. It's making me sick.
DRL: Oh yeah? Well, you're too damn interesting, and it's driving me nuts.
Tina: Your charisma is overwhelming me! Why can't you be un-charming for one damn second?
DRL: I can't change how incredible I am. Just like you can't change how phenomenal you are.
Tina: Then maybe we shouldn't date each other anymore.
DRL: You mean break up, effective immediately? And date other people at this and/or other schools?
Tina: It's our only choice! I wish I knew how to tame you, you wild stallion! Have a great life.
DRL: You, too, soulful wonder lady.
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Logan: D'you ever feel like you're getting left behind?
Emma: Yeah, constantly. That's one of my main feelings.
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Stede: Sir, Godfrey Thornrose. And this is...
Ed: Jeff... the accountant.
Frenchie: You know you can pick anythin', right?
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"Been a while since you did that," Laurent remarks without looking up.
"Since I did what?" Damen asks, walking over to join Laurent.
"Stared at me like a complete weirdo."
Damen chuckles, sitting next to Laurent on the bed again. "Oh, I do that every morning. I've just gotten good at making sure I stop before you wake up."
"Creep."
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"We have to follow her," Raul chimes in.
"Does anyone have a private jet?"
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But this is his den, and these strange fools are his pack.
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Izzy's impassioned speech about the beauty of piracy is so moving you almost forget that he's talking about a band of murdering thieves.
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