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It's unfathomable, even more so when you realize this isn't the first time Israel has done this. She was a baby. The men were so obviously red crescent medics, and still, Israeli soldiers shot and killed them.

It wasn't a misfired bomb. It was guns. They knew what they were targeting.

Anyone who defends this, for whatever religion you believe in, even if you believe in nothing at all, I can only hope the afterlife brings you your deserved suffering on a platter. You're disgusting, vile creatures, who must've snuck onto the Earth because there is no way in nature that you are human. Die.

نَّا ِلِلَّٰهِ وَإِنَّا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعُونَ

Save the children of Palestine. Protect the medics. Free Palestine. 🇵🇸

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I can't believe paying minimum wage is like a culturally acceptable thing for bosses to do to their employees

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vampires must find it odd/annoying that humans portray them as dark shadowy figures of the night, because like. vampires have night vision. to them, their shadowy candle-lit castle is basically lit up with ultra high lumen LED bulbs. a dark moonless night is in fact quite comfortable--no need to wear sunglasses like on annoyingly bright (aka gibbous moon) evenings. their vision is so good they basically never perceive a human's version of "darkness" except when they're tucked up nice and cosy in their coffins. everything but pitch black is bright to a vampire, they barely have a concept of shadows. not like those weirdo humans who are constantly getting spooked by their own bad eyesight

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Person A: “Was the battle axe really necessary?”

Person B: “A Lady should always accessorise.”

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1 night lying in bed u look up at your ceiling & see this crawling towards u wyd

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Love the universe need of all babies human and animal to just lay on adults

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Captions shouldn't be censored. If the video says fuck or cum or cunt the captions should say the fucking word.

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nico has one problem: cerberus (who needs pets!) has 3 heads and he has only 2 hands

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hello my foul little beasties, i am taking a (hopefully brief) hiatus to deal with some health & personal issues. in the meantime here are some terrible awful no good wholesome fun facts i've been meaning to share:

bone china is called bone china bc yes it contains bones!

i'm not saying that autistic bees exist but autistic bees exist

for 15 years sweden thought russian submarines were invading its waters; it turned out to be herrings farting

cows have regional accents

sometimes massive fields of ice eggs wash up on beaches. literally just ice shaped like eggs. that is a thing that sometimes happens and i derive joy from this peculiar world

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One of those fandom things that I love is when there’s new characters around and, with the unwavering confidence of an old farmer appraising cattle, fanfic authors take one good look at them, tilt their imaginary hat, and go “Aye. Praise kink, that one. Mighty case of praise kink if I ever saw one.” And everyone else just “aye.”

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16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere

#lowkey looks like a biblical angel ngl

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the only difference between these two shits is that i needed to delete the picture of chicken run right after downloading it because the image of those clay shits alone still hits me wrong

oh and also that one adventure time episode where the leech first appeared

wait omg can u guys tag or reply with non horror media that really scared you as a kid im curious

#chicken little is like #why did that ever scare me lol #whereas the first searches of chicken run gave me fucking goosebumps so like #that says a lot #to be honest though #adventure time scared me a few times #but i think i just flushed it out of me because it was popular media #so i thought i was being siLlY for being scared of it #chicken run #chicken little #adventure time

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no pain no gain" is coping cause I’m comfy and they’re not

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You’re a historian going through memoirs of famous leaders, you notice a pattern of a man with long blonde hair, who appears in the courts of men and women such as Queen Victoria, Genghis Khan, and many more. entering your office you see a man with long blonde hair sitting on a bench outside.