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#yeagh

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Unmute !

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im tired of online discourse. look at this family of quails

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the world would literally be a better place if cis people could just get trans surgeries "by mistake" rather than forcing trans people to jump through ten million hoops to get it.

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Is it weird that I want the holding cell flat? I wanna put my friends in there and give them puzzles to solve to be let out 🥰🫶

#I WANT TO LIVE THERE #what's behind the door?

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once you realize its all saying the same thing. water spins generators in dams, car engines spin to make wheels spin, the earth spins in a circle and then spins around the sun which spins around the galaxy once you grasp that its all about spinning you realize why beyblade is so important

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Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things

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Different ways to hold hands

“各CPでこのつなぎ方どれか知りたい。” @haku_origi_bl (Twitter)

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After a swap to a new manufacturer that has glow in the dark vinyl in stock, my Mothman stickers are finally back! This little harbinger of disaster is round and friend-shaped, and glows a light green when charged under the light.

Check these lil guys out! 🔴〰️🔴

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you should be allowed to explode into several hundred pounds of viscera bone soft tissue fluids and aerosolized blood exactly once and go back to normal without any medical consequences. either to make a funny joke or to emphasize that someone is doing a really good or bad job at performing oral sex on you

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Sometimes places hurt because you left them. Sometimes they hurt because you never left them.

It's been 25 years, but still some load-bearing part of my soul resides there, even if I no longer do.

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the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod

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The dog went in to be neutered and the vet took a picture of the dog and sent it to his owner as soon as he woke up.

#dogs

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theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for

#i own chair for sitting #and towel for the beach #the non-food stuff like chairs and gift stuff are very new but the brand has been around for years