edward cullen is sean kingston and bella swan is a beautiful girl
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Bella,
I wondered: which Twilight-orientated blogs are your favourites, and which would a user that loves Twilight, not only it’s renaissance, love?
Thank you ♡
Hello again! Honestly, I follow so many twilight blogs at this point, I'm not even sure where to start. There are a few standout ones that have been around for a while and that are always on their game, so I'll try to list a few:
@panlight
@bellasredchevy
@jessicanjpa
@queertwilight
@jasperwhitcock
@inthemiddleofmymidnight
@stregoni-benefici
@the-golden-onion
@phil-dwyer-stan-account
a bonus, some of my fave twilight-adjacent art blogs(not all of them are still super active)
@twilightbutokayer
@twilightanimatedseries
@lizardsparkles
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Bella predicted it all along!
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twilight au where edward isn't a lil bitch
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*english professor voice* and here we can see how meyer has decided to portray purity through the cullen’s clothing… with khaki…
*clicks to next slide* and here we can see how the pack is being signaled as ‘the others’ with their clothing choices… the sinful denim…
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good thing vamps don’t have a “recovery period” after an orgasm bc you know that hasn’t-came-in-a-century demisexual virgin sadboy eddie absolutely came the second bella placed her hand over his heart on that beach the first night in their honeymoon
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Stephanie Myers is so sick right now I just know it bc look at this
She wanted edward to look like this for twilight so bad it made her look stupid and yet he saved it for Batman!!!!!
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me, Batman (edward cullen), brooding in the batmobile (my dads mercedes before burying myself in a snowbank in canada) after i finally stopped the joker (myself) from trying to wreak havoc on the city of gotham (killing a classroom full of teenagers)
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the people have spoken
ahem,,
fisted a milf last week. call that retrofitting
also i have something so evil and vile to say i can’t hold it in. i can’t tweet it bc some people still respect me over on twitter. not only is it 100% true but it’s the worst pun ever concocted. one like and i’ll say it
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also i have something so evil and vile to say i can’t hold it in. i can’t tweet it bc some people still respect me over on twitter. not only is it 100% true but it’s the worst pun ever concocted. one like and i’ll say it
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just saw the batman. that man is literally edward cullen and i’ll tell you what, i had a hell of a time watching the movie through the lens of knowing that this is just edwards chicago tirade set in modern day gotham
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Your medium looks and your plain hair have captivated me mademoiselle
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Edward: bella, why don't you come to dartmouth or harvard with me?
Bella:
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Mossy branch reach out.
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