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The funniest thing at any con are the vendors who don’t know anything about the source material but they do like money, so they print and create the most ridiculous things knowing they’ll be purchased.

My kid bought Boobcifer for me

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Smolomon

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MC: Little baby.

Mammon: MC, Ceberus isn't a little baby.

MC: Yes he is. He is just a goofy little guy.

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Leviathan: I love you and I'd do anything for you.

MC: Then sleep early and eat three meals a day.

Leviathan: You're asking too much from me.

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Mc: Good morning Kiddo!

Luke: I am not kid! I am thousands of years older than you Mc.

Mc: *jokingly* Ok Grandpa

Luke: *starting to tear up* But I'm your son.

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the brothers going bra shopping with mc

Anon idk if you meant more NSFW or not so I’m just rolling with my first SFW idea- but let me know!-

I feel like there are three main categories for this lol

Lucifer, Satan, Beel & Belphie ↓

He’s only there to pay and tell you what he likes ‘n when he thinks will look good on you~ Really just stands to the side while you shop.

Mammon & Asmo ↓

He’s there to give you advice and tell what’s in style right now and tending (if you care lol) makes a joke or two about cup sizes- but actually helpful all in all.

Levi ↓

Can’t look you in the eyes. Hell, he accidentally looked at a manikin and can’t stop blushing-

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MC: *chillin in Purgatory Hall after dealing with some of the brothers’ bs*

MC: *sigh* Guys are so dumb, promise me you’ll never be one when you grow up Luke.

Luke: *just tryin to decorate some cupcakes* I’ll..try?

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mc and sol’s weekends out of cocytus hall are spent doing this or going to different restaurants to fake a proposal and get free food

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BRUHHHHH I NEED YOUR THOUGHTS!!

~vex

#obey me #obey me swd #obey me shall we date #obey me vex #obey me mc #shall we date #swd #obey me shitpost #devildom #obey me diavolo #diavolo #obey me nightbringer #obey me nb

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Just a suggestion, bc i read your Headcanons for the mc being adored by animals, and i thought of an scene where the dem brothers fem s!o gets a lot of attention of the ladies? she gets along well with them and women seem to like her a lot and are always flocking her/hanging off of her arms and stuff like that. How would they react to this?

I love it! As a pan sexual female this speaks to me lol.

Dem Boys reacting to a FMC who attracts other females:

Got to give credit to Kashima who was my muse for this post 🖤

Lucifer:

Finds it annoying

First Asmo now you he hates having random people around all the time it’s a nuisance

Especially frustrated whenever he needs to speak with you he has pry three or four demon ladies away from you at least

Low key confused though because he thought demons would crowd you for your soul he didn’t know you’d become the local heart throb

Will lecture you about it like the dad he is

Extra salty that Diavolo supports this and loves it thinks it’s an A+ for his exchange program 10 points for Diavolo

Mammon:

He’s a little dense and since he is always around you thinks the women are there for the great Mammon and that you just make him look more appealing

The whole now that they think I’m taken they flock to me

Is shook when he splits with you because he had to go the other way and all the girls stayed with you

Boy. Is. Shook.

Immediately becomes territorial

You’re his human and they need to back off

Becomes your Tori

Leviathan:

Hates it

Loathes it

Jealous of anyone that’s close to you

Also because he’s antisocial can’t get close to you without them being in the way

Complains a lot to management (Lucifer)

Silently sulks and talks shit to Henry 2.0

Satan:

Finds this very amusing

Tries to figure out what is it about you exactly that draws that many women to you

Likes to experiment with it having to wear certain outfits or act certain ways just to get a response from the girls

Calls them your fan club

Absolutely loves how much it annoys Lucifer especially when a group follows you home

Nothing irritates Lucifer more than coming home to a house full of obnoxious people

Asmodeus:

Loves it he has someone who can understand his problem of attracting people

Hates it when Lucifer bans you two from walking together at RAD because it blocks the halls and causes traffic issues

Likes to flaunt it to others because his human takes after him

Gives you tips on hoard/group management

Beelzebub:

Just happy that you are getting along well with other demons

Gets sad when he can’t sit with you at lunch or beside you in class

Can tell when the crowd becomes too much for you and picks you up and takes you to safety

“Sorry I need to borrow MC”

Belphegor:

Annoyed

Isn’t awake at school enough for it to bother him at first and Beel carries him to class while he snoozes so he’s never really walked with you

But when they cut into his MC shoulder nap time at an assembly he snaps

Picks the girl sitting next to you up and puts her in a different chair taking his rightful place at your side

But they’re so talkative and annoying as they try to gain your attention

Eventually scares all of them to the point when he walks up to you they scatter

At times you really appreciate it

Hope you liked it I really liked writing this one so thank you!

-Vex🎃

#devildom #swd obey me #obey me

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Belphie 💯 turns into a whiney toddler when he’s been without a nap for too long. Like I’m talking cries a little while having a tantrum and getting fussy. This is why I think the brothers let him sleep so much.

#obey me mc #obey me shitpost #obey me humor #devildom #obey me fanfiction #obey me #obey me belphie #obey me belphegor

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Levi: (angry screaming)

Asmo: any plans how we can stop him from summoning Lotan?

Mc: my plan A was to slap him but it didn't work

Mc: guess it'll be plan E now

Satan: why plan E, what about B?

Mc: Plan E is my plan B it's just E for embarrassement

Asmo: oh~don't tell me you're planning to-

Mc: (kissing Levi)

Levi: w-w-what?! (fainting)

Satan: of course that was your plan

Mc: as long as it works no complaining

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pt.2

Lucifer: 'Demon of the Week' board? Seriously? I refuse to-

MC: Mammon already has two gold stars on the board.

Lucifer:

Lucifer: You know I haven't scolded anyone today now that I think about it.

Lucifer: Surely...that warrants some sort of...adhesive of the star shaped variety?

MC (putting a star): Wow that is good coming from you. Good job Luci! ♡

Lucifer: (accidently purrs)

Lucifer: Ahem! Thank you.

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Satan: * opens Lucifer's office door* " you suck"

Lucifer: * not looking up from his work* " You suck more"

Satan: "I WENT TO CHURCH TODAY JUST TO PRAY FOR YOUR DOWNFALL!!"

Lucifer:

Satan:

Satan: " mc made pancakes..."

Lucifer: * stands up from his desk * "Okay, I'm coming -"

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Diavolo: Do you have representation?

Mammon: I call upon my lawyer MC!

MC: My client is innocent!

Diavolo (pinching MCs cheek): Of course he is, case dismissed!

Lucifer: Lord Diavolo there's crisp clean video of Mammon stealing from-

Diavolo (petting & cuddling MC): MC said he's not guilty, so he's not. What's so hard about that?

Lucifer: MC do you handle murder cases?

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Truly such a beautiful day for their majesties the new king and queen may there rule be long and prospero- BLIMEY! ITS PRINCESS DIANA AND SHES GOT A STEEL CHAIR