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belphies-wife · 2 years

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Can you write Lucifer reacting to the Call Me By Your Name by Lil Nas X like you did with Satan? Lmao

Hello Anon! I'm so sorry for taking so long to answer your request. I had a pretty bad writer's blog and kinda fell out of the fandom for a bit and then school started so I was busy. My schedule's calmed down a bit and I think I'll be able to write more often and get to the pending requests. Thank you so much for waiting for this <3

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Lucifer reacts to Montero by Lil Nas X

➼ Ah, yes. The day Lucifer regretted the entire exchange program.

➼ Heck, he regretted his whole life.

➼ Why would you do this to the poor guy?

➼ He honestly didn’t know what to expect. The only information he had about Montero was through context clues he received from you and Satan. All he really knew was that it had to do with music and involved him somehow.

➼ He attempted to ban the song from the House of Lamentation, but that just made his brothers want to listen to it, and now they all know the song.

➼ One time he got home and the entire House of Lamentation was blasting it.

➼ This is definitely a situation when ignorance is bliss.

➼ Someone — he didn’t know who — had apparently told the members of Purgatory Hall, and now Simeon and Solomon won’t stop teasing him about it.

➼ It didn’t take long for the Royals to hear of this, and now he had Diavolo on him as well. Though Barbatos tried to stay polite, he could see the slight smirk on his face when he looks at him, and he knew exactly what he was thinking about. He swore he caught him humming Montero under his breath one time.

➼ The poor guy.

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belphies-wife · 2 years

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Yes hi hello

Can we moots

sure! i followed you on my main blog mistydacat!

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belphies-wife · 3 years

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Aw, you’re so sweet <3

again, sorry for the wait. I’m already working on Lucifer reacting to Montero so hopefully that’ll be out by the end of the week. thank you for requesting this <333 it was really fun to write

hello! how are you? :)

i saw that your requests are open so, how would the brothers + undateables (but if it’s more practical for you, the brothers only) be with a mc who's constantly dying their hair (different colors or a specific color)

like, if they help her, their reactions to her natural hair color

loved the hcs and fics you did already, keep up with your work! ❤️

Tysm for this request! To be inclusive to all hair colours, I’m going to say that the MC had their hair bleached to a pale blond colour so that it’s easier for them to dye their different hair colours and is currently dying their hair back to their natural colour.

Also, I’m so sorry I took so long on your request. It came in around the last month of school so things were pretty hectic. Then writer’s block hit me when summer started. I’m getting back into writing so hopefully I’ll get back to posting regularly <3 enjoy!

Now, without further ado:

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The Brothers + MC Who Constantly Dyes Their Hair

Lucifer

➼ He honestly didn’t understand why you couldn’t just stick to one hair colour.

➼ It kind of reminded him of that time Asmo went through a phase where he would dye his hair every other week.

➼ Or that time Satan pulled a rebellious teenager stunt and dyed his hair green to piss Lucifer off.

➼ The constant colour changing got on his nerves a bit initially, but it doesn’t really bother him anymore. If it makes you happy, then do what you want.

➼ I feel like he’d like the Narcissa Malfoy style on you (the top layer of hair being black or brown and the inside layers being blond or white)

➼ One day you asked him to help you dye your hair.

➼ He didn’t really know what he was supposed to do but tried to be as helpful as possible.

➼ The first thing you did was put the colour remover to take out the old colour.

➼ “What colour are we doing today, my dear?”

➼ You grinned at him. “I want to go back to my natural hair colour this time.” You held up a bottle of hair dye that matched your hair colour.

➼ Lucifer had never seen your natural hair colour, and he tried imagining you with it but figured he’d better see it for himself before having an opinion.

➼ You showed him how to apply it, and he helped you get it in places that were harder for you to do on your own.

➼ He absolutely loves your natural hair and tells you as much all the time.

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Mammon

➼ He couldn’t care less about what you did with your hair.

➼ Well, that’s what he did, but really, all your hair colours fascinated him.

➼ He had white hair, so it was very easy to dye it. He had tried experimenting with a few different hair colours before but didn’t think it suited him all that much.

➼ He loves your hair but would probably never say it out loud.

➼ Okay, maybe in private.

➼ I feel like you dying your hair so much would motivate him to try dying his own hair again.

➼ You told him he’d look good with brown hair, and that’s probably enough to convince him.

➼ You suggested turning it into a date, since you were planning on dying your hair back to its natural colour soon. That way you could help each other.

➼ He was super excited for the entire week leading up to the date, both for the actual date and to your natural hair colour.

➼ He actually researched a lot about dying hair at home because he was afraid of messing up. He didn’t tell you that, though.

➼ He was very helpful throughout the hair-dying process.

➼ Also, he rocked the brown hair.

➼ Demanded cuddles as a payment for his services afterwards.

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Leviathan

➼ Levi is somewhat of an expert when it comes to hair dye and insists on helping you out in dying your hair once you become friends, and even more so when you started dating.

➼ You told him you wanted to go back to your natural colour.

➼ He was so excited to help you. It was honestly adorable.

➼ He was really helpful, and honestly, it turned out amazing.

➼ He showers you with about a hundred compliments immediately afterwards.

➼ Honestly, helping you with your hair is one of his favourite things to do.

➼ Please tell him he did a good job. He’ll melt.

➼ Seriously, do it.

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Satan

➼ Satan 100% had a rebellious teen phase where he would dye his hair every other week to piss off Lucifer.

➼ But don’t assume that he did a good job, because he didn’t.

➼ When Asmo learned of his hair-dying habits, he immediately put a stop to it and insisted on taking his older brother to a salon to get it done. The whole ordeal honestly became rather annoying for Satan, and his visits to the salon became less and less frequent until they stopped.

➼ The employees, however, did become familiar with him as Asmo’s older brother and offered him discounts. He did, however, frequent it occasionally for a cut.

➼ He offered to take you there so you could get a discount for your hair, and you, not one to decline a discount, accepted.

➼ “What colour are you getting?” Asked Satan, curious.

➼ You took out your phone and showed him a picture. “My natural hair colour.”

➼ “It looks good.” Satan smiled.

➼ Overall he wasn’t as excited as everyone else was about your hair, but he did enjoy the whole thing. He’s happy to spend time with you no matter what you’re doing, and seeing you so happy over your hair is just a bonus.

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Asmodeus

➼ Do you really think you’re allowed to dye your own hair while dating Asmo? Cause if you do, you’re wrong.

➼ Don’t you dare even suggest using box dye. You’ll give the poor guy a heart attack.

➼ Obviously, he insists on taking you to his favourite salon instead. He turns the whole day into a self-care/spa day.

➼ He doesn’t really have a preference on what hair colour you have and whether it’s natural or not. As long as it makes you feel attractive, it’s perfect.

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Beelzebub

➼ Like Satan and Asmo, Beel doesn’t have a preference on what hair colour you have as long as you’re happy.

➼ He is, however, quite eager to assist you.

➼ Beel’s actually pretty good at dying hair. Who do you think helps Belphie when he bleaches his tips?

➼ He’s incredibly cautious while doing your hair, making sure the dye is applied evenly so that your hair won’t come out patchy. It turned out amazing in the end, and he showered you in compliments afterwards.

➼ Let me have my soft giant Beel, okay?

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Belphegor

➼ As the resident emo, Belphie has plenty of experience with dying hair.

➼ While he’s too lazy to do it for you, he’s happy to help.

➼ He ends up cutting his hair and rebleaching the tips, too.

➼ Beel does end up coming and helping out, though.

➼ Honestly, it’s less romantic and more of just you two hanging out together. Very wholesome and 100% ends up with you two taking a nap together and him nuzzling his head into your hair.

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Tysm for reading <3 I’m really sorry for the wait. Like I said, I’m hoping to get back onto a more consistent writing schedule again. My requests are still open, though!

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belphies-wife · 3 years

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(One day, a very long time ago in the Celestial Realm)

Lilith, a baby angel: Big brother coffee hot?

Lucifer: Yes, Lily, my coffee is very hot, please don’t touch it.

Lilith, literally only a few years old: I blow on it for big brother!

Lucifer, watching in horror as his baby sister spits a half-eaten pancake into his coffee:

Oh no I could totally see this happening!

Poor Luci would still force himself to drink it, too, just to avoid upsetting his baby sister. It tastes disgusting and he has to fight his gag reflex the whole time, but, in his mind, it’s worth it to see Lilith smile. He definitely makes sure to never leave his coffee within her reach afterwards, though, and he’d never let her live it down, either.

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belphies-wife · 3 years

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Mc: Ask me why do I love you!

OM! Boys: Why do you love me, Mc?

Mc: *pulls out a 2000 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.

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belphies-wife · 3 years

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I just realized I hit 100 followers recently. That’s mind blowing. I currently have 115. Maybe I’ll do a special for 150 featuring all the characters? Let me know your suggestions on what it should be about!I love you guys <33

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belphies-wife · 3 years

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hello! how are you? :)

i saw that your requests are open so, how would the brothers + undateables (but if it’s more practical for you, the brothers only) be with a mc who's constantly dying their hair (different colors or a specific color)

like, if they help her, their reactions to her natural hair color

loved the hcs and fics you did already, keep up with your work! ❤️

Tysm for this request! To be inclusive to all hair colours, I’m going to say that the MC had their hair bleached to a pale blond colour so that it’s easier for them to dye their different hair colours and is currently dying their hair back to their natural colour.

Also, I’m so sorry I took so long on your request. It came in around the last month of school so things were pretty hectic. Then writer’s block hit me when summer started. I’m getting back into writing so hopefully I’ll get back to posting regularly <3 enjoy!

Now, without further ado:

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The Brothers + MC Who Constantly Dyes Their Hair

Lucifer

➼ He honestly didn’t understand why you couldn’t just stick to one hair colour.

➼ It kind of reminded him of that time Asmo went through a phase where he would dye his hair every other week.

➼ Or that time Satan pulled a rebellious teenager stunt and dyed his hair green to piss Lucifer off.

➼ The constant colour changing got on his nerves a bit initially, but it doesn’t really bother him anymore. If it makes you happy, then do what you want.

➼ I feel like he’d like the Narcissa Malfoy style on you (the top layer of hair being black or brown and the inside layers being blond or white)

➼ One day you asked him to help you dye your hair.

➼ He didn’t really know what he was supposed to do but tried to be as helpful as possible.

➼ The first thing you did was put the colour remover to take out the old colour.

➼ “What colour are we doing today, my dear?”

➼ You grinned at him. “I want to go back to my natural hair colour this time.” You held up a bottle of hair dye that matched your hair colour.

➼ Lucifer had never seen your natural hair colour, and he tried imagining you with it but figured he’d better see it for himself before having an opinion.

➼ You showed him how to apply it, and he helped you get it in places that were harder for you to do on your own.

➼ He absolutely loves your natural hair and tells you as much all the time.

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Mammon

➼ He couldn’t care less about what you did with your hair.

➼ Well, that’s what he did, but really, all your hair colours fascinated him.

➼ He had white hair, so it was very easy to dye it. He had tried experimenting with a few different hair colours before but didn’t think it suited him all that much.

➼ He loves your hair but would probably never say it out loud.

➼ Okay, maybe in private.

➼ I feel like you dying your hair so much would motivate him to try dying his own hair again.

➼ You told him he’d look good with brown hair, and that’s probably enough to convince him.

➼ You suggested turning it into a date, since you were planning on dying your hair back to its natural colour soon. That way you could help each other.

➼ He was super excited for the entire week leading up to the date, both for the actual date and to your natural hair colour.

➼ He actually researched a lot about dying hair at home because he was afraid of messing up. He didn’t tell you that, though.

➼ He was very helpful throughout the hair-dying process.

➼ Also, he rocked the brown hair.

➼ Demanded cuddles as a payment for his services afterwards.

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Leviathan

➼ Levi is somewhat of an expert when it comes to hair dye and insists on helping you out in dying your hair once you become friends, and even more so when you started dating.

➼ You told him you wanted to go back to your natural colour.

➼ He was so excited to help you. It was honestly adorable.

➼ He was really helpful, and honestly, it turned out amazing.

➼ He showers you with about a hundred compliments immediately afterwards.

➼ Honestly, helping you with your hair is one of his favourite things to do.

➼ Please tell him he did a good job. He’ll melt.

➼ Seriously, do it.

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Satan

➼ Satan 100% had a rebellious teen phase where he would dye his hair every other week to piss off Lucifer.

➼ But don’t assume that he did a good job, because he didn’t.

➼ When Asmo learned of his hair-dying habits, he immediately put a stop to it and insisted on taking his older brother to a salon to get it done. The whole ordeal honestly became rather annoying for Satan, and his visits to the salon became less and less frequent until they stopped.

➼ The employees, however, did become familiar with him as Asmo’s older brother and offered him discounts. He did, however, frequent it occasionally for a cut.

➼ He offered to take you there so you could get a discount for your hair, and you, not one to decline a discount, accepted.

➼ “What colour are you getting?” Asked Satan, curious.

➼ You took out your phone and showed him a picture. “My natural hair colour.”

➼ “It looks good.” Satan smiled.

➼ Overall he wasn’t as excited as everyone else was about your hair, but he did enjoy the whole thing. He’s happy to spend time with you no matter what you’re doing, and seeing you so happy over your hair is just a bonus.

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Asmodeus

➼ Do you really think you’re allowed to dye your own hair while dating Asmo? Cause if you do, you’re wrong.

➼ Don’t you dare even suggest using box dye. You’ll give the poor guy a heart attack.

➼ Obviously, he insists on taking you to his favourite salon instead. He turns the whole day into a self-care/spa day.

➼ He doesn’t really have a preference on what hair colour you have and whether it’s natural or not. As long as it makes you feel attractive, it’s perfect.

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Beelzebub

➼ Like Satan and Asmo, Beel doesn’t have a preference on what hair colour you have as long as you’re happy.

➼ He is, however, quite eager to assist you.

➼ Beel’s actually pretty good at dying hair. Who do you think helps Belphie when he bleaches his tips?

➼ He’s incredibly cautious while doing your hair, making sure the dye is applied evenly so that your hair won’t come out patchy. It turned out amazing in the end, and he showered you in compliments afterwards.

➼ Let me have my soft giant Beel, okay?

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Belphegor

➼ As the resident emo, Belphie has plenty of experience with dying hair.

➼ While he’s too lazy to do it for you, he’s happy to help.

➼ He ends up cutting his hair and rebleaching the tips, too.

➼ Beel does end up coming and helping out, though.

➼ Honestly, it’s less romantic and more of just you two hanging out together. Very wholesome and 100% ends up with you two taking a nap together and him nuzzling his head into your hair.

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Tysm for reading <3 I’m really sorry for the wait. Like I said, I’m hoping to get back onto a more consistent writing schedule again. My requests are still open, though!

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belphies-wife · 3 years

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Scrolling through your notifs and seeing people spam like is one of the best feelings ever <333

#I'm still alive!#gonna put out a new post today :)#sorry for my inactivity <33

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belphies-wife · 3 years

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Obey Me! Dungeons & Dragons Headcanons

Lucifer is a Paladin and is 10000% done with his party

Mammon is a Thief who keeps rolling 1s

Levi is a Ranger who has an affinity for the ocean

Satan is a Fighter I think, I could see him having mastered many techniques etc

Asmo is a Bard. Absolutely. Seduces everyone.

Beel is a Barbarian, but to get him to go full rage mode someone needs to steal his food before a fight

Belphie is a Rogue. Sometimes fails stealth checks because he's asleep and someone else has to roll for him

Solomon is a Sorcerer who keeps casting minor spells on the party when they're not paying attention and enjoys watching the chaos

Simeon is a Cleric but has roguish tendencies

Luke is a Monk - surprises everyone by being really strong but gets stopped dead in his tracks if you put your hand out against his forehead (see GIF)

Barbatos is also a Paladin but just kinda watches the party with an amused smirk 99% of the time

Diavolo is definitely the DM you can't convince me otherwise

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belphies-wife · 3 years

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this didnt show up in my notifs but thanks for the tag!

love at first sight or slowly growing fond of someone | love letters or mixtapes | hand kisses or kisses on the cheeks | understanding each other without words or finishing each others sentences | gazing into each other’s eyes or looking away blushing | longing to be with someone again or spending every second together | laughing together or crying together | someone run their fingers through your hair or gently playing with your hand | surprise kisses or long tight hugs

tagging: @obeythebutler and @muslim-mc-on-crack but anyone can do it as well!

this or that ! intimate moments

thanks for tagging me @ni-kigai ! ʕ≧ᴥ≦ʔ

love at first sight or slowly growing fond of someone | love letters or mixtapes | hand kisses or kisses on the cheeks | understanding each other without words or finishing each others sentences | gazing into each other’s eyes or looking away blushing | longing to be with someone again or spending every second together | laughing together or crying together | someone run their fingers through your hair or gently playing with your hand | surprise kisses or long tight hugs

🐾tagging: @jungwonn @nari-nim @noriyoshi @denehbola @lqsience mwah and anyone else that wants to do it don’t do it if you don’t want !!

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belphies-wife · 3 years

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ayo my notifications broke

tagging: @obeythebutler and anyone else who wants to do it!

Picrew Chain!

But this time, you have to design yourself as a fantasy character!

( Here’s me as an angel :D )

And here’s the link

@finleycannotdraw @mysockmonkey @spicygrass @heyheyheybutlikeromantically

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belphies-wife · 3 years

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𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆 (𝑺𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒏)

Simeon with an MC who’s insecure about their appearance?

Requested by: @mistydacat

Ao3 ver.

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belphies-wife · 3 years

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Hello! I was wondering if you could do the brothers (+Undatables of you can) reacting to MC turning into a troll. Idk how or why. But a troll (like from the movie trolls). I just need a good laugh, thank you. Have a great day.

I apologize for disappearing :( I’ve been really busy with schoolwork lately and Ramadan. The school year will end in a little less than two months, so work should be calming soon after we finish wrapping up our current units and doing our exams <3. Ramadan is over now, so I do have a bit of extra time on my hands. Hopefully, I’ll become more active soon <3. I probably won’t be back on my regular posting schedule for a while, but I’m keeping my fingers crossed. Here’s a study help carrd if you’re struggling with school/schoolwork or just want to check it out. I love you guys <3. Take care of yourselves <3

Now, without further ado, I present to you:

The Demon Brother’s Reacting to MC turning into a troll

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➼ Now, you might be wondering: How and why did you end up in this situation?

➼ Well, to put it simply, you had realized that the demon brothers hadn’t watched many human world movies and were really missing out on some classics.

➼ So, it had become a habit for you to choose a movie for them to watch every Friday night.

➼ Eventually, your movie nights had turned into sleepovers in the family room.

➼ You started incorporating games and snacks.

➼ It became more of an organized event, and everyone took turns choosing the week’s game.

➼ It had been Satan’s turn, and he had made multiple batches of a potion that would cause the first that thought popped into your head two minutes after the potion’s ingestion to come to life.

➼ Well, not come to life. Basically, something would happen to you that had to do with that thought that popped into your head.

➼ The challenge was to keep your mind completely blank for two whole minutes.

➼ And it just to happened the movie you had picked was Trolls.

➼ So, as you can imagine, you drank the potion and attempted to keep your mind blank. You managed to get through about thirty seconds before thinking of the movie you had just watched.

➼ Poof, you were a troll.

➼ Your troll form still resembled you. Your skin tone remained the same, and your hair colour and texture hadn’t changed, other than the fact that it stood straight up.

Lucifer

➼ Humans were fragile enough as is, but now you were tiny?

➼ Do you know how close this man was to strangling Satan? How long until it wears off, anyway?

➼ Once he managed to calm down, he realizes how silly the situation is.

➼ He carried you around in his breast pocket and kept you on his desk while he worked, letting you entertain yourself by watching Devilflix on his D.D.D. If you got hungry, he would sleep you a small cookie and allow you to have a few sips of his tea.

➼ Honestly, he’s probably the most mature about it. He does occasionally tease you for your tiny size, though. And how ridiculous your hair looks.

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Mammon

➼ He probably panicked the most out of everyone.

➼ He was full-on yelling at Satan to change you back or figure something out.

➼ When he eventually calmed down and insisted on picking you up.

➼ He refused to let you down on the ground because he was afraid that someone would step on you.

➼ He let you sit on his shoulder and took you wherever you needed to go.

➼ Unfortunately, he tended to forget that you were there and that he had to be careful with you. Otherwise, you might fall off.

➼ He caught you every time you did fall, though, and then apologized a couple hundred times. You’re not getting hurt under his watch.

➼ He tried to cook tiny, you-sized food, but it didn’t turn out well, so he just gave you some of his food and attempted to hide his disappointment.

➼ He found a small box and put towels and tiny pillows in there so that you could sleep comfortably.

➼ Of course, he put the box in his room, so if you needed anything, he’d be right there for you.

➼ The absolute relief he felt when you turned back

➼ It took a lot of convincing to get him to let you play the game again.

➼ Protective Mammon™

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Leviathan

➼ If Mammon panicked most, then Levi was in second place.

➼ He wouldn’t let anyone else touch you or pick you up. He’d get jealous if someone so much as looked at you.

➼ “This is just like this one anime I watched called ‘My Best Friend Shrunk and Now I Have to Take Care of Them Until They Turn Back to Normal!’”

➼ He just kind of kept you in his room while he played games. He let you play on his DS when you got bored of watching him.

➼ He got you whatever you asked for and make sure you’re comfy the whole time too

➼ He even shared his special Ruri-Chan snacks with you because he cares about you that much <3

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Satan

➼ He thought it was h i l a r i o u s.

➼ He probably knew how to reverse your situation, but thought it was too funny, so he decided not to tell you until it wore off.

➼ Ohohoho the s m a c c that he got-

➼ But seriously, if your troll issue was genuinely bothering or upsetting you, he would have turned you back in a heartbeat.

➼ He also made fun of your hair.

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Asmodeus

➼ Oh, this man gets you so many tiny clothes.

➼ Where did he even get them from? No idea. What store even sells clothes in troll sizes?

➼ Anyways, you were probably the most fashionably dressed troll in the Devildom. You were also the only troll in the Devildom.

➼ He absolutely adored your hair.

➼ Also, somehow got his hands on miniature hair accessories?

➼ Seriously, where is he getting this stuff from? And on such short notice?

➼ He takes a million pictures of you and posts them. You go viral on Devilgram.

➼ When you change back, you just have all these tiny clothes and accessories and have no idea what to do with them.

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Beelzebub

➼ He was pretty worried about you.

➼ How couldn’t he be? You were so tiny! What if someone squished you? He would never forgive himself if you got hurt, even if he didn’t have anything to do with it.

➼ He was terrified of holding you at first because he was scared of doing something wrong and dropping you or crushing you as a result.

➼ You had to assure him a million times that you trusted him and that you were sure that he would never harm you.

➼ Even then, he was so careful with you that you’d think you were made of thin ice.

➼ Like Mammon, Beel also refused to let you out of his sight and panicked when he lost track of you.

➼ He thought you were adorable while you were little, though.

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Belphegor

➼ Does not give a crap™

➼ Seriously. He was asleep when it happened and had to have everything explained to him when he woke up.

➼ He also thought it was hilarious and used it as an opportunity to bother you.

➼ “Holy crap, your hair looks like a skinny pyramid.”

➼ He gave you rainbow food and played overly-cheery music, along with the Trolls soundtrack, just to bother you.

➼ He played “Can’t Stop the Feeling” so much that Lucifer threatened to hang him from the ceiling multiple times.

➼ The fact that he was bothering Lucifer just egged him on.

➼ The entire House of Lamentation had that song memorized by the time you turned back.

➼ He probably also made you a little bed because even though he’s a piece of crap, he really loves you and wants you to be comfortable.

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belphies-wife · 3 years

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Okay- I just came up with another stupid idea.

So unsolved mysteries right? Not true crime stuff, I’m talking about the real weird stuff, like spontaneous human combustion, and just general craziness... what if it was just the demon brothers fucking with people?

MC: Hey guys! You’re not gonna believe this weird unsolved mystery I found online!

Satan (closing his book): Do tell, MC.

MC: So, there was this guy who lived a really long time ago in France, he could eat LITERALLY ANYTHING! It was crazy! His stomach would do this weird inflation thing, then go back to normal. He ate silverware and glass and even live animals. It was so insane that after he died the autopsy was- guys?

Satan: ...

Belphie: ...

Lucifer: ...

Beel: ...

MC: What?

Lucifer: Would this person have happened to be alive around the time of 1772 to 1798?

MC: Yeah... I think?

Belphie: Oh, that was just Beel fucking with people.

MC: HUH?!

Beel: Yeah... Mammon promised to buy me lunch if I did something so crazy it made news in the human world.

MC: ...how many unexplainable occurrences are just you seven fucking with people?

Lucifer: I think that’s enough true crime for you today, MC.

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