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bemoreincorrect · 5 months
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jake: i'm surrounded by mom friends jfc
rich: that makes you daddy
rich: don't read that
rich: don't respond
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bemoreincorrect · 6 months
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christine: yeah, i mean, the only “little” i trust is stuart. and that's it.
jeremy: little stuart?
christine: no, stuart little.
jeremy: oh - the mouse.
christine: yeah, the mouse.
jeremy: the mouse boy.
christine: he was a man! a mouse man. he drove a car.
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bemoreincorrect · 6 months
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jenna: chloe isn't great about expressing her emotions.
chloe: if i say how i feel, people will say how they feel. and i don't care.
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bemoreincorrect · 6 months
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*chloe doing push-ups because she lost a bet to rich*
rich: this is so unsatisfying. you’re not even sweating.
chloe: it’s too easy. someone needs to get on my back.
michael: no one is going to-
chloe: brooke?
brooke: coming, strong lady!
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bemoreincorrect · 6 months
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rich: send dudes.
jake:...do you mean send nudes?
rich: no, i'm in a bar fight. send dudes.
jake: you're in a WHAT?
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bemoreincorrect · 6 months
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michael: girl problems?
brooke: ...how did you know?
michael: you look like you got problems. you're a girl.
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bemoreincorrect · 6 months
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*during class*
rich, writing a note for michael to pass along: pssst! pass this up.
jake, handing along the note to chloe: pass this up.
chloe, hanging the note to jenna: pass this up.
jenna, handing the note to jeremy: pass this up.
*jeremy gets handed the note*
mr reyes: jeremy, are you passing notes to michael?!
jeremy: no, i just -
mr reyes: don't lie, jeremy.
jeremy: i'm not lying. someone just handed me the -
mr reyes: jeremy, if you think it's so important to keep interrupting my class, then why don't you come up to the front and read your note to michael for everyone to hear!
jeremy: but i didn't write the note!
chloe: mr reyes, jeremy's behavior is having an adverse effect on my education.
jeremy: shut up, chloe!
mr reyes: jeremy heere, you come up here right now and read your note!
jeremy: oh, man.
jeremy, standing up in front of the class: dear michael, you have got such a great ass. i could sleep for days on those perked cheeks, let me tell you. i'd like to live with you and wear your ass as a hat for all eternity.
*everyone stares at jeremy in shock*
jeremy: whoa, dude!
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bemoreincorrect · 8 months
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*after finding a blunt in a classroom*
mr reyes: let’s go over some of the symptoms of marijuana use, shall we? you tell me who this sounds like. slow moving, inattentive, dull, constantly snacking, shows a lack of motivation.
rich:
rich: ...hey!
*later*
mr reyes, showing chloe a picture: do you know what this is?
chloe: yes, it's marijuana.
mr reyes: how do you know that?!
chloe: it's labelled.
*later*
michael, looking at the photo: that is northern lights cannabis indica.
mr reyes: no, it's marijuana.
*later*
jake: i'm just saying that you can't be sure that it wasn't you.
mr reyes: that's ridiculous, of course it wasn't me!
jake: marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.
mr reyes: i would remember!
jake: well how could you if it just erased your memory?
mr reyes: that's not how it works!
jake: how do you know how it works?
mr reyes: knock it off! i'm interviewing you!
jake: no! you said i'd be conducting the interview when i walked in here. now exactly how much pot did you smoke?!
mr reyes:
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bemoreincorrect · 9 months
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jenna, explaining something: it’s very straightforward. however, if it isn’t clear, feel free to say so.
jenna: but know that you will be judged.
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bemoreincorrect · 9 months
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jake: i’m somehow embarrassed and proud of you at the same time.
jeremy: yeah, that’s my sweet spot.
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bemoreincorrect · 9 months
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chloe: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*
brooke: you can't just skip to the happy ending!
chloe: i don't have time for their problems.
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bemoreincorrect · 9 months
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christine, yelling: i swear to god, i will scream sing every last word to les mis!
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bemoreincorrect · 9 months
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michael, playing dnd with the squip squad: six goblins are running towards you from the treeline, drawing daggers.
rich, looking at his stats: i attack them using my...
rich: additional notes.
michael: it has no effect.
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bemoreincorrect · 9 months
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chloe: you guys worried about jeremy?
christine: totally!
michael: yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do i do? what do i do? what do i do? what do i do?"
brooke: and what'd you say?
michael: "i dunno. i dunno. i dunno. i dunno."
brooke:
christine: he’s lucky to have you as a friend.
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bemoreincorrect · 11 months
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chloe, at play rehearsal, to the squip squad who are gathered around a coffee maker: so... who broke it? i'm not mad. i just want to know.
christine: i did. i broke -
chloe: no, no you didn't. jake?
jake: don't look at me. look at michael.
michael: what? i didn't break it.
jake: huh. that's weird. how'd you even know it was broken?
michael: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
jake, leaning in on michael: suspicious.
jeremy: if it matters - probably not - but jenna was the last one to use it.
jenna: liar! i don't even drink that crap!
jeremy: oh, really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
jenna: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everyone knows that.
christine: okay, okay! let’s not fight! i broke it, let me pay for it, chloe!
chloe: no! who broke it??!
michael, looking at brooke: chloe...brooke's been awfully quiet.
brooke: REALLY??
michael: yeah! really.
brooke: oh my god!
*everyone starts arguing at one another except chloe*
chloe, to my reyes: i broke it. it burned my hand, so i punched it. i predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
chloe, turning to look at her friends as they continue to argue, then looks back at mr reyes: good. it was getting a little chummy around here.
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bemoreincorrect · 11 months
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michael: let me tell you something else, WE FLIPPED A COIN!
chloe: ...and?
michael: coin flip is sacred, duh!
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bemoreincorrect · 11 months
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rich: were you and chloe kissing?
jake: what? no! of course not!
rich: her lipstick's on your mouth.
jake:
jake: we just happen to wear the same shade.
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