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benez · 2 years
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Hannibal: We just ate, why are you making pancakes?
Will: They’re for Winston.
Hannibal: Why are you making pancakes for the dog?
Will: He doesn’t know how.
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benez · 2 years
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Why I stan Twice? Their songs just gave me two choices: yes or yes. They just cheer me up. How I couldn’t get the signal earlier? Guess it was the fancy concept that gave me the feels. I really can’t stop them from being my heart shaker.
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benez · 2 years
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Chan: Hyunjin get up!
Hyunjin: I am not sleeping, I am dead. Leave flowers, say something about my perpetual beauty and leave.
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benez · 2 years
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*Predebut*
Minho: *throws the controller* dang I lost again!
Jeongin: you want me to leave so you can say bad words?
Minho: Yes please.
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benez · 2 years
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Bang Chan: [walks into the kitchen]
Hyunjin: [sitting on the fridge, screaming, toaster on fire]
Bang Chan, leaving: and that’s enough for today
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benez · 2 years
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lee know: … you’re giving me a sticker?
felix: not just any sticker
felix: it’s a sticker of a kitty saying "me-Wow"
lee know: i’m not a preschooler
felix: then i’ll take it back
lee know, hissing: no, i earned this, back off
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benez · 2 years
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Minho: Awwww who's a good little boy? Are you a good little boy?
Jeongin: hyung we're on national television
Minho: you didn't answer my question.
Jeongin: *sigh*
Jeongin: I'm a good little boy
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benez · 2 years
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hyunjin: you really push all my buttons…
seungmin: sorry, i’m still looking for mute
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benez · 2 years
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Felix: are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night...
Chan: I got a solid 10 minutey
Chan: Not consecutively, but it's still fine, you're not even THAT blurry
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benez · 2 years
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Minho, Hyunjin and Jisung, sitting around a table:
Minho: okay Sung, remember what we told you?
Jisung: *nods*
Hyunjin: so what do we call a fan who respects boundaries?
Jisung: a thank you
Minho: and what do we call fans who makes you uncomfortable?
Jisung: a fuck off!
Chan, in the doorway, wiping a tear out of his eye: that's my boy
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benez · 2 years
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Seungmin: what’s on your mind?
Hyunjin: your fingers have fingertips but your toes don’t have toetips and yet we can tiptoe but not tipfinger- seungmin where are you going
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benez · 2 years
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Han: i’ll go with you
Lee Know: no, i can’t risk people i care about getting hurt
Seungmin: i’ll go with you
Lee Know: okay, let’s go
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benez · 2 years
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Chan: we call that a traumatic event
Chan, looking at Felix: NOT a bruh moment
Chan, looking at Hyunjin: NOT a "major L"
Chan, looking at Jisung: and DEFINETELY NOT an "OOF lmao"
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benez · 2 years
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Hyunjin: my life has kind of gone downhill since i found out it wasn’t zac efron singing in high school musical…
Jeongin:
Jeongin: THE FUCK YOU MEAN IT WASN’T ZAC EFRON SINGING-
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benez · 2 years
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Han, texting the members: bro
Han: broski
Han: brotien
Han: brosicle
Han: broseph
Han: brotastic
Han: Han Brolo
Han: broba fett
Han: brotato chip
Han: bromosexual
Han: broheamian rhapsody
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benez · 2 years
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Minho: Jeongin, do you want to explain to me exactly why you just HAD to run back into the dorms? Which are on FIRE?
Jeongin, covered in ash and holding 14 different plushies: not really
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benez · 2 years
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Chan: hey guys, what are you doing?
Jeongin, face first on the floor: questioning the reason of my existence
Seungmin, eating popcorn: and i'm supervising
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