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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

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this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

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elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

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ah jeez, i’m unfollowing him now. i had no idea he was picking up the field mice and bopping them all on the head

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yeah dude of course not a problem!! yeah man it's no biggie don't sweat it. (i threw up about it this morning)

#relevant once more

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sunday nights

#who up sundaying they night

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#this is a good one

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@hairbackc0llarup

#we speak to each other this way.

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the year is 2013

#2024 version of this is adrianne lenker and ex-emos who love camping

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The tumblr experience is having politics that make the most left leaning progressive you know irl blush and then logging on here and getting called a bootlicker fascist because you said that you dont think we should make the reign of terror happen again

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learned today (after googling it upon seeing the "Sadomasochism Brothers" post) that masochism was named by a psychiatrist who had read Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's erotic writing and was like "I feel safe in concluding that this man had Fucked-Up Freak Sex Disorder, which now until forever will bear his name", while von Sacher-Masoch was still alive. there are accounts of von Sacher-Masoch being like "bro what the fuck" about this

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@hairbackc0llarup

#you text me like this

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turned this in for my biology assignment today online school is going well

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caveman carrd:

grug • 23 winters

likes: berry picking, cave painting (critical of all tales), rock collecting,

DNI: people who prioritize hunting over gathering, mutuals with spearmaker57 (visit me for details), irredeemable cave painting fans

blacklist: bear attacks, bear noises, poisonous berries, spear attacks, (catchall is ‘grug don’t look’)

leave a pebble if you read!

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