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sadly, did not get to watch The Cube, hosted by NBA Allstar Dwayne Wade.

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no one holds onto ur exes like venmo.

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i cant mansplain bc i literally dont know anything

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objects be like, "subject, describe me"

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flour is meant to be spilled.

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i'm the tallest person in the aritzia waiting room.

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talk to me like we're at the trader joe's checkout.

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this gift card expires? so u gave me an erron.

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hell is saying ur gonna do something then not doing it, forever.

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oh no! the worst person you know is writing affirmations.

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get up?? im literally as snug as a bug in rug rn and ur asking me to get up????

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films i didnt like that other ppl did:

The Godfather. stunning cinematography and quality dialogue are overshadowed by a lazy 'then he kills everybody' ending.

Paris, Texas. a beautiful film which spends two hours exemplifying 'show, dont tell' then spoils it all with an expository dump at the end.

Barbarian. the worst film i've seen while getting a haircut. the best dynamic in the film is killed off early with no satisfying supplement.

Sleepless in Seattle. how tf did ppl like this one? theme is insane. the child is written like a thirty-five year old.

The Cabin in the Woods. a cool premise that goes nowhere. the ending is a wasted opportunity for more engaging storytelling.

Dunkirk. just a war movie. nolan loves his time manipulations, but i don't see them assisting the storytelling. theme is childishly pro-state, as many nolan films are.

#text post #cinema #film #movies

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even nfl players fumble, i can't be expected to pull every milf.

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men in draught of compliments should hang out with gays more.

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sex so good i fhrew up.

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getting a buzz is so fun. i feel so light. gliding.

dionysus is one of the most fascinating gods.

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i've done many embarrassing things in my life, but i've never liked a post from a recruiter on LinkedIn.