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Everyone who's like, "why would you pick walrus? Fairies aren't real, dumbass" sounds profoundly boring, and also insufferable.
Like, it's fine if YOUR mind looks at the situation and says "logically, fairies aren't real, so it's impossible for them to knock at my door. Walruses are real, so no matter how unlikely, it's still more likely than Impossible. Therefore, I would find the fairy more surprising." That's a very rational explanation, even if it's not the way most people apparently think about it.
But if you insist that everyone who approaches the question differently must be some kind of childish idiot, then you sound like an unpleasant person.
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Just finished making a cross-stitching of a Star of David to celebrate Passover!
Also I realized that I somehow got the link in the description of my latest video wrong, and still wanted to share it while crediting the blog I found it on, @aka-maayan.
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Chag Sameyach to all who celebrate! Let's pray for peace and freedom for everyone...
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Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
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It's come to my attention that a good portion of the younger generation has not been made aware of one of the greatest and most hated PILLARS of millennial society.
So I apologize, but I must take on this task. A new hand must touch the beacon. The knowledge must be passed on. The chain can not be broken.
So.
The Game.
The following are the rules of The Game:
there is no winning The Game
once you know of The Game, you are always playing the game
the point of The Game is to not think about The Game
if you think about The Game, you have lost The Game, and must announce this to those around you - causing them to also lose The Game
A "reset period" of roughly an hour or two before loss announcements is common in colloquial rules to allow yourself and those around you to properly temporarily "forget" about The Game, however that is not an official rule.
Go forth, you next generation, and I am sorry.
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2024 is about letting people care about and for you. it’s about answering ‘how are you’ with honesty, asking for space when needed, accepting help and being open to advice, listening to concerns and having difficult conversations. it’s about trying your very best to let go of the feeling that you’re completely alone, and finding ways to prove to yourself that you aren’t.
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[gets in with you]
[gets in my little clown car]
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The breadsticks thing to me is hilarious I think it must be another Europe/America thing bc my whole life ‘breadsticks’ have been these hard crunchy thin stick things you buy them at the supermarket and it says breadsticks on the box Never in my life has anyone around me referred to an actual stick of bread as a breadstick lmao But then we don’t have Olive Garden either
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I think about this cake every day
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These librarians sure as hell have a good sense of humor
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i lowkey ship tumblr ♠ twitter now
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Little boy standing in the stroller just looked around the crowded coffee shop, pointed at me and asked his mom "What's HIS name" and his mom said "I don't know!" and he asked me "What's YOUR name" and I called back "I'm Al" across the whole coffee shop and he went "HI AL!"
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RB for big orchestra
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Reblog for larger sample size whatever
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