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Alfred: So this new study shows that when plants are stressed out they let off high pitched clicking noises.

Matthew: Is that just for when they need more sunlight and water, or do they also click when they experience ennui?

Alfred: I wish I could tell you Matt, but plant ennui is tragically understudied

#hws america #aph america #hws canada #aph canada #na bros #north america brothers

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forgot canonically Ludwig has said "I'll never understand catholics"

which means canonically he's Protestant/j

#bro he's obviously Lutheran #hws germany

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14 year old sibling: Can I buy a geiger counter?

My mom and I in annoyed unison: We already have a geiger counter at home

#I'm only 24 and I'm already becoming my mother

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no art for today. only meme

#hws england #hws france #fruk #adjsjddj

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Do the lesbians know about Roger Miller?

#folk music about pinning and yerning for a beautiful dead woman? #hello?

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I NEED YOUR OPINONS

#Look #as someone who's big center piece 'someones coming over for supper' dishes #are all traditional Scottish dishes #I have to believe that he's at least a little okay at cooking #I haven't tried to out cook my mother's lamb stew recipe for nothing

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Writing fanfic is not a hobby, it's a punishment from God. Eve ate the apple and now I have period cramps and I'm hyperfixated on a rare pair

#fandom #fanfic writing

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Alfred: I know I look tough, but don't be fooled, I have the soul of an anxious victorian quaker

Matthew: I'm pretty sure you can get a diagnosis for that

#hws america #hws canada #aph canada #aph america #na bros #incorrect quotes

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Look, every religion is allowed its quota of fucked up shit. I'm not here to judge that. The fucked up shit is usually the fun part.

But what I do have to side eye is the total lack of self awareness Christianity brings to the table on this issues.

As a Pagan I am always deeply aware of the fact that some parts of my religion are just gonna be too much for some people. That's fine! That's why there are so many different spiritual paths to choose from! Not everything is going to work for you!

But the Christians are really out here with an entire holiday about some guy being tortured, celebrating it with bright colors and rabbits, and then calling it a normal one.

Like don't get me wrong, I support y'all and your weird pastel goth religion, but let's call a spade a spade on this one. You can't keep doing this shit and then act surprised and upset when your spiritual practice isn't a good fit for everyone.

#religion #and also stop putting pictures of some bloody fucked up guy out in public! #not everyone wants to see that! #anyways I should really make a tag for this stuff at this point #Betty tries to understand Christianity #yeah let's go with that

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what are the stations of the cross and why are they being depicted in graphic detail on signs outside the Lutheran elementary school

#hello??? #this is what I'm talking about #like Christians act so uptight #but then they're just fine with exposing their kids to some of the goriest shit I've ever seen in the name of religion #easter #is this easter posting? #Betty tries to understand Christianity

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one way to become immune to tumblr purity culture around problematic media is to do what i did (get into hetalia in 2011 and just never lose interest in it)

#Hetalia

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puffin patrol

#hws iceland

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Worst part of being a Star Trek fan is that I can read the phrase "agony booth" and know exactly what it's referring to

#star trek #mirror universe #tos #All I'm saying is I've been to some road side diners that have agony booths

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Rusame sockeye salmon au

#hws america #hws russia #rusame #hello???

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Vocab sentences to practice for when I want to talk about the 1776 revival in Scottish Gaelic

#1776

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Out: Puritan and Quaker America

In: America lived with the Shakers because they saw him as just another sad little abandoned orphan and with their interpretation of God leaning more mystical they weren't freaked out by him not aging normally

#hws america #LOVE shaker America #(but in fairness I think Quaker America and Puritan America are two really different vibes)

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the man with the fullest calendar

(Ramadan Mubarak!!)

#hws america #oooh I love this