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the real otp test is what ship you think of when you hear iris by the goo goo dolls

(if any of you bitches tries to tell me it’s not the greatest most romantic song of all time we’re going to fight)

#my first amv was dnangel to that song

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The tailors at Colonial Williamsburg made a suit for their cat

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thirteen's era appreciation: 386/?

#how is it legal that he is so perfect #answer: its not #yet another crime the master willfully flaunts

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Can’t believe Peter Griffin really tried it.

#i put on headphones to hear the voice #oh #my #god #that man's voice is liquid sex #and the first man has now been destroyed

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within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:

werewolves.

one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?

#time to scare some boys

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reblog/like this if you're a delgado master enthusiast

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reblog/like this if you're a sarah jane smith enthusiast

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(Well I've become a true Tumblrite finally; I got..... the greeting

Yes. The greeting. I was walking home and a man called from a car "I like your shoelaces". I said thanks then remembered to respond "I got them from President Obama")

#tumblr #tumblr greeting #after a decade i have completed the prime objective #i like your shoelaces #thanks i stole them from the president

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please don't reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body

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Holy fucking shit y'all.

#god #we creators on ao3 are a breed unto ourselves #please smite us soon lest we gain more power and overthrow you

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there's a cherry blossom tree in DC that keeps blooming every year even though it shouldn't and the park service keeps thinking it's dead and then it keeps blooming! well they're removing a lot of trees to rehabilitate the area and they've said it's finally time for stumpy to go and they're going to mulch it and use the mulch to enrich all the other trees so it can help everything else keep going. and they're also going to plant spliced little pieces of it all over so that stumpy can live forever and this is genuinely sending me into a spiral

#its fine #i didnt need my heart today #promise

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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So within two days of each other, Fox News writes an article comparing aromanticism and asexuality to pedophilia, and then Matt Walsh releases a video saying asexuality is a mental illness and asexuals are tricking teenagers into having depression.

Not sure what’s going on right now over in Conservative World, but it’s a hell of wild U-turn for them to suddenly switch from “Oh no! The left is sexualizing our children!” to “Oh no! The left is asexualizing our children!”

#good sir #actually not good #not sir #asshole #asexual means we don't want to have sex with ANYONE #we dont give a fuck and we dont want you give us over either

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"no spam liking" stfu that's how i know my mutuals are alive smh

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Another AO3 thing I’m curious about, how do yall decide if something is good enough to read? Usually I follow a rule of 1 kudos for every 10 hits. One because it’s easy math and two it’s yet to fail me. Thoughts? Do you just go for it and pray it’s good?

#yeah it breaks my heart to think of people just looking at the hit count in terms of if something is good #sometimes it just means it was tagged in a way to show up more so of course people see it more #tags affect the view after all #because a lot of people just go through the tags they want #rather than the entirety of a fandom's collection #and as for kudos and comments sometimes people don't kudo cuz they don't #and a lot of people dont comment #it doesnt mean they didnt like the story #or especially that you wont like it #everyone has their own way of doing things