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bewilderedfae 1 month
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What if we were two beetles sitting on the crepe mytle?
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bewilderedfae 1 month
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I spent a good five minutes contemplating whether or not it is acceptable to kiss the hand of a knight in shining armour or if it's banned since 2020 and wondering where I could find the answer before it occurred to me that it's not a problem I'm likely to ever face.
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bewilderedfae 1 month
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I cannot believe that Gandalf said "A man may love you and yet not love Wormtongue" with a straight face.
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bewilderedfae 3 months
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"There's always been a Baggins living here under the hill in Bag End, and there always will be."
聽My dude, you鈥檙e only the second generation.聽
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bewilderedfae 3 months
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Being the toothfaerie for a child that you know will be feral, is so weird. Like, yes, I have teeth, no, they aren't minel
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bewilderedfae 6 months
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On a similar note, H谩ma getting fired from being a door warden because he didn't confiscate a weapon, is made a messenger, and immediately provides Eomer with a confiscated weapon. You just know these two were besties.
Eomer coming out of prison, immediately proceeds to do exactly what he was sent to prison for all over again. My man learnt nothing
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bewilderedfae 6 months
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I love that in the Lay of Nimrodel, it describes the colour of her dress and her shoes. Like she wore the same outfit everday and rocked it so well that the poets considered it worthy of mention in recording her story.
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bewilderedfae 6 months
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why don't you go lay face down in the swamp marshes and maybe you'll feel better
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bewilderedfae 6 months
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My mother says I must not speak of the chimes.
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bewilderedfae 6 months
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Eomer coming out of prison, immediately proceeds to do exactly what he was sent to prison for all over again. My man learnt nothing
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bewilderedfae 7 months
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The fact that, the seven dwarf rings idea completely flopped for Sauron because all the dwarves cared about was crafting cool things.
how can you not love dwarves like so much. there's so much there to love. dwarves are the best why does everyone sleep on how much dwarves rule
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bewilderedfae 7 months
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This reads like an advertisement for ornamental hermits.
why work in corpo when you can live in a wood with mother nature and swimming in the lake
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bewilderedfae 7 months
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This made me laugh, but I always feel like a rogue who probably stole it from the kitchen when the cook wasn鈥檛 looking.
why does tearing into a rotisserie chicken make me feel like a fat medieval king?
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bewilderedfae 9 months
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Me: I'm gonna bring elven style back into fashion.
Also Me: *never leaves the house*
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bewilderedfae 9 months
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I love drinking chocolate from this cup because it feels like I鈥檓 drinking stump soup
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bewilderedfae 9 months
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I feel like this is actually Tolkien not living up to his own expectations of what elvish poetry is like. Whenever we get any elvish poetry, the characters usually say that it鈥檚 a rough translation and not as beautiful as the original.
Bilbo says 'my poetry is pretty mediocre' and 'I think elves are just entertaining me for the fun of it' and then drops the most heartwrenching wonderful beautiful epic hopeful dramatic soulful poem you've ever heard and excuse me while I stand in the corner and contemplate the meaning of life.
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bewilderedfae 10 months
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Still thinking about the time someone recommended having a chain maille making party. This should definitely be a thing.
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