Babygirl I know bandom lore I couldn't pay you to care about
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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation
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I love him
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oh boy I hope my good friend Jonathan Harker has a good trip this year
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Im curious.
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It's April 19, 2024:
George Gordon Byron, 6th Baron Byron, has been dead for 200 slutty, slutty years.
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But God favors drunks, small children, and the cataclysmically stoned...
It by Stephen King, 1986 (p. 1044)
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Today's problematic ship is Leto Atreides and Ghanima Atreides from Children of Dune
Brother/sister incest
Interspecies
Requested by anonymous
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you spend so much time trying to make yourself more palatable that in the end you taste bland. forgettable
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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The devil works hard, but the volunteers who run Ao3 work so much harder
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