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have a cute jumping aang!!!（ﾉ´∀`）[ref]

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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🌈 izuku w different hair colors + 1-A’s reactions 🌈

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uhhhh omg??? why?? did i only?? just now?? learn about the otp: true trick on ao3?????? like what a fucking life saver i can read my rare pair ship fics in peace now thank fuck

#fr no one told me?? #shinkami here i come #fanfiction #ao3 #funny #me

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where izuku is not quirkless but no one other than his mother believes him

inspired by this fic

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no language should be mocked other than french

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LONG SWORD GLOCK BAT TASER

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IM LITERALLY CRYING RN CAUSE ME AND MY BROTHER WERE TALKING ABOUT FUTURE WEDDINGS FOR LIKE NO REASON AND I MENTIONED THAT IF SOMEONE PROPESED TO ME I WOULD WANT IT TO BE A NECKLACE CAUSE I DONT LIKE RINGS AND HE SAID “ok i’ll inform your future- your future spouse about that” SPOUSE!!! SPOUSEEEEE!!! HE USED A GENDWR NUETRAL TERM!!!

I HAVENT EVEN COME OUT TO HIM AND HE STILL PAID MIND!! I CAME OUT TO MY MOM MONTHS AGO AND SHE HASNT SHOWN AN OUNCE OF SUPPORT HASNT EVEN USED NURTRAL TERMS WHEN TALKING ABOUT A PARTNER FOR ME!! MY BROTHER IS MORE SUPPORTING OF ME AND HE DOESNT EVEN REALIZE THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!

#me #mine #i’m sorry but it’s late and i really am crying #siblings #funny #bi #bisexual #lgbtq

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cat people: dogs are cool too dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

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I'm so inactive on here but i drew Deku modeling for his friends! Also the quality is better if you click on it 😉

(And i misspelled dynamight oops)

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no one:

todoroki at the sports festival:

#funny #mha #my hero academia #bnha #deku #todoroki #shoto todoroki #todoroki shouto #gif #joker #izuku midoriya #midoriya #tododeku

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plzzz lemme tell you there are so many more and they’re so fucking funny!! there’s a christmas version one..yeah it’s interesting

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what do you call a pansexual man named nick who works at a cd store?

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harley rolling up to the wayne manor is her bedazzled heeleys: omg brucie you’ll NEVER guess what happened—oh are you busy?

bruce laying in the grass as his kids spray him with a hose from ten feet away: no go on I’m listening

harley laying down next to him: alright cool SO!

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Aizawa: can i see your homework

Denki: what no way loser do your own

Aizawa:

Aizawa: Kaminari I swear to god-

#mha #my hero academia #bnha #i dont know if someone already did this #kaminari #denki kaminari #chargebolt #eraserhead #aizawa #shouta aizawa #this screams denki and aizawa #humor #funny #incorrect mha #incorrect bnha #incorrect bnha quotes

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i just heard the most intense scream in my kitchen so i got up to see what was wrong and my 11 year old sister was on the floor cuddling a bag of potato chips and i said dude whats wrong and she yelled  ”THEYRE STALE. WHY DOES THE WOLRD HATE ME? I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS”