summary (they/them) tis the season to be in love! and ‘tis the season to have an excuse to kiss your mcyt lover, with the help of a poisonous garland.. (includes dream, george, sapnap, karl, quackity, bbh, c!technoblade, wilbur, punz, fundy, and eret)
warnings swearing, lots of kissing, maybe some suggestive themes? maybe
a/n merry very belated christmas, hannukah, kwanza and boxing day to those who celebrate! have a late fic for your winter fic needs, and have a happy new year my loves <3
hcs = headcanons btw,, this is my first try at this format so let me know if it’s alright!!
Scanned concept art from the Origins Kids! 1993 TV show. The TV show would be played from 1993-1994 in small towns in some areas of the US and UK. A limited number of VHS tapes of the show were sold in 1995. Because of the rarity of these VHS tapes, they are usually sold for thousands of dollars. I managed to get my hands on these images, as well as one of said VHS tapes, through a college friend with connections to the Origins Kids! company. I’m very lucky that they’re not aware of how valuable these are, otherwise I probably wouldn’t have them at all. I don’t plan on selling them, I just wanted to share with the internet in case anyone was interested in seeing the episodes themself, but couldn’t afford to buy the VHS tape. Videos to come soon! :)
Child Wilbur: Dad, at school they said everyone has a mommy. Who’s my mommy?
Phil, panicking because this child’s mother is the immortal and ageless embodiment of Death but he probably shouldn’t tell a kid that so he points at the nearest household object: The fridge!