I haven't posted in weeks🤡 Anyways how was Valentine's day for y'all? I ate cake and celebrated being single. Here's a rlly late Valentine's Andreil post:
Neil doesn't care much for Valentine's but Andrew cares even less because he doesn't see the point
But we all know Andrew is a simp for Neil and so decides to do a small thing just to acknowledge the day with his junkie
He reluctantly enlists the help of Renee but Matt joins in after eavesdropping and claiming to be "Neils platonic lover bro"
Renee suggests a small gift but Matt thinks bigger is better and suggests an unbelievable idea that includes an orchestra
Andrew scowls at all suggestions and decides to do things himself
Fast foward to the morning of Valentine's day, Neil gets a simple card and breakfast in bed though Andrew eats from it too because, and I quote, "I spent all morning on this and you can't leach off my labour"
Andrew is actually a decent cook and even if that's not true, Neil gobbles everything up just to show his thanks
But the real surprise is the small custom baked cake that Andrew bought after his failed attempt at baking
Neil cries a little , smiles a lot and laughs some more. The rest of the day is spent with kisses and whipped cream
BONUS CONVO:
Neil: I cant believe you did all this and the food's not even poisoned
Andrew: Shut up, I'm not doing this ever again...and I never said the food was safe
This was very sappy and cute and idk if Andrew would ever do this but my imagination ran wild 😃
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I posted 54 times in 2021
37 posts created (69%)
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For every post I created, I reblogged 0.5 posts.
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My Top Posts in 2021
#5
A normal morning in the castle of Elfhame
*shouts are heard coming form Jude and Cardan's room*
Random servant: Another fight this morning? I don't think their union is going to last...
Meanwhile in Jurdan's room
Cardan:*singing very loudly and jumping on the bed* WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE
Jude: :*also singing very loudly and on cardans back* WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACEEEEEEE
116 notes • Posted 2021-05-19 21:40:08 GMT
#4
The foxes in a poetry slam:
A/N: Idk why I made this, its stupid but Im tired and bored so here you go
Nicky: Kevin Day, Kevin night. Kevin may, Kevin bite
Kevin: I do not bite
Neil: Shut up, its my turn
Neil: I drew and drew and drew
Andrew: You drew me? Why are you so obsessed
Neil: I didnt-
Dan: He didn't draw Andrew
Nicky: He didn't say draw, he said drew
Allison: DREW IS THE PAST TENSE OF DRAW
Nicky: NO, DREW IS OUR TEAMMATE
Aaron: YOU FOOLS, HE SAID DRU AS IN DRU FROM DESPICABLE ME 3
Neil: Who is Dru-
Allison: YOUR BOYFRIEND
Aaron: HE SAID DRU, NOT DREW ARE YOU DEAF
Kevin: I am very confused, why are we reciting poems, we're athletes not poets
Matt: Shut up, this is entertaining
Andrew: My name isn't Drew, dont call me that or I'll kill you
Coach Wymack: My players are dumber than preschoolers
Betsy: At least they're bonding
Abby: *records the whole thing*
125 notes • Posted 2021-10-30 13:10:02 GMT
#3
Andrew: Say something in a British accent
Neil: *in a perfect british accent* God saved the queen but Philip wasn't as lucky
Andrew, mentally: I didnt know talking about the queen could be so sexy why am i fucking blushing WHY IS NEIL SO HOT AND TALENTED AND SPECIAL, I WASNT PREPARED DOR THIS SHIT WHEN I ASKED HIM YES OR NO-
Andrew, physically: Thats cool ig
168 notes • Posted 2021-11-20 13:44:02 GMT
#2
Its almost 2 am but I just reread aftg and decided to write this:
It's become a tradition for Andrew and Neil to shower together, Neil gently removing Andrew's armbands and Andrew washing Neil's hair. Neil knows to be careful when touching Andrew but Andrew trusts him and places Neil's hands in his.
Andrew steals borrows Neil's clothes because he likes that Neil's scent is all over them. He is an absolute demon when its time to wash his favourite stolen hoodie after wearing it for 2 weeks straight but makes replaces the smell of detergent with Neil by cuddling.
Andrew cannot sleep peacefully without Neil. It's either they fall asleep, their arms wrapped around each other with their limbs entangled or Andrew being the big spoon. When they can't sleep they lay in bed without talking and Andrew traces Neil's scars, feeling him relax under his touch and relishing the fact that out of 7 billion people in the world, there is one special person who feels safe in his arms.
Andrew grabs Neil's hands at quiet, lazy moments when they're alone. He rubs his thumb over Neil's palm. Feeling the calluses and lines. Mapping out the roughness of his skin. Memorising the sleekness of his fingers. Just to remind himself that Neil is there with him, and he's not leaving.
Neil has made a habit of ranting to Andrew about his day, starting from when he left thier apartment to when he got home. Unknown to him, Andrew listens to the daily complaints, even cracking a small smile (by small i mean smaller than than my will to get over the book series)
Andrew wouldn't admit it but he enjoys reading books, mostly literature. Due to this, him and Neik spend some evenings tangled together on their couch with a pile of books over the blanket cocooning them. Andrew reads out loud to Neil knowing that Neil only listens because of the amusing coments he inserts in between lines.
When driving together, Andrew places his hand on Neil's knee which is usually bouncing from unused energy. Neil has told Andrew that using both hands to drive can prevent their deaths but he actually likes that Andrew cares more about him than hitting a school bus and dying. Neil jokingly makes a playlist for when they're stuck in traffic but Andrew enjoys it so much (though he would never say it out loud) that he plays it on repeat, even when they're not driving.
When painting his nails (usually black), Andrew blankly tells Neil to head over and choose a colour. Neil goes for pastel colours just for the fun of it. This becomes a tradition and almost gives Kevin a heart attack when he finds them on the floor of their living room, Andrew painting Neil's nails cotton candy blue on a Friday night. Of course, they are teased by Nicky for having a "bff slumber party" but this soon stops when Andrew nonchalantly grabs a kitchen knife.
207 notes • Posted 2021-11-07 23:25:13 GMT
#1
Drunk Neil: Drew, the floor is lava, carry me *proceeds to try and climb on Andrew's back*
Andrew: Get off me you shithead. You didnt even have a lot to drink, lightweight
Also Andrew:Fucking adorable *gives him a piggyback ride to their room*
228 notes • Posted 2021-10-26 18:58:58 GMT
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Drunk Neil: Harry Styles is so fucking crazy, how can you be high on watermelon and sugar? But my friend boy could beat him at anything, even being high on tiny white grains of diabetes and a melon filled with water
Andrew: Im flattered but I dont care about watermelons, sugar or getting high
Neil: I said friend boy, not boyfriend. Matt?! Can you hear me?! YOU ARE BETTER THAN STARYY HYLES, DONT LET ANYONE BRING YOU DOWN
Andrew: What the actual fuck- how much did you drink, what did you even drink
Neil, with a solemn expression: You don't drink watermelon sugar, you get high on it
A/N: This prolly doesnt make any sense but i didnt have any good ideas. I think I'll post some more drunk Neil content tonight. And remember, dont get high on watermelons and sugar ( unless you are harry styles)
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