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Happy spooky season! :)

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Ok so there is this new guy in my class that has the exact same vibes as my cousin and it is really unsettling

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me: im not gonna let anyone know how im feeling

me, three seconds later: hey guys im sad and want your attention

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I'm just gonna say what we're all thinking. Fuck the people that watch things at full volume with no headphones in public.

Like no Jennifer we don't want to hear you tiktoks.

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So turnes out its not normal for your head to hurt and to be so tired that you doze off all the time. Who knew.

#tired #me #mental health #why #im do fucking tired

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ladies don’t forget to fill up your water bottle and put it in the fridge before you go to bed tonight so you can have a drink as soon as you wake up tomorrow. men you can die i guess

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Happy Pride you lovely people

Remember to go and support the Black Lives Matter movement. They helped us get our rights. It was trans black women and drag queens who threw the first bricks at Stonewall. They helped us so now it's time for us to help them.

#pride #pride month #bisexual #gay #lesbian #trans #nonbinary #ace #blm #black lives matter #pansexual

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Stay safe out there lovelies

Wise words from @mayaangelique

#safety precautions

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Me: *Gets a crush*

Also me: *Points out all their flaws to myself, tells myself they act disgusting and immature, tells friends I hate them*

My brain: Fucking cowerd ass bitch

#im litterly doing this #me #life #crush #love #teen #teenager #boyfriend #girlfriend #why am i like this #why do i do that #lover #relateble #boy #girl #i be like

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Ok look I'm so mad right now

So I'm assuming that you guys heard of what happened at the first LGBT march in Białystok. If you haven't well a lot of grown ass homophobes bead the shit out of teens and other people at the parade. They were throwing things like bricks and other stuff spitting at them and then using their chiledren to Shield themselves from the police.

I am so discussed at this. I was supposed to be at the parade but couldn't make it and hearing what has happened makes me sick. I can't belive that people can be so awful. One of the wort things is that the polish fucking government is blaming the LGBT people for this. For fuck sake people this is not normal. I knew poland wasn't a very accepting country when it came to things like LGBT or people of color but I couldn't imagine it'll get this bad.

And honestly I'm blaming the government and the church for putting such be lives that the LGBTQ+ community is bad on to people.

#bialystok #poland #lgbtq #lgbtlove #lgbtpeople #lgbt rights #lgbtq community #lgbtqia #lgbtq representation #massacre #bialystok massacre #lgbtq+ #lgbt massacre #gay #lesbian #bisexual #homosexual #pansexual #transgender #transsexual #asexuel

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Haven't posted in a long time so here's a video of my brother being a cutie and trying to say I love you. Enjoy💗

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Ok it's tea time

So there is this guy in my class, Andy. And today in history we were working in groups and he and a bunch of other guys were sitting not to far away from my table. And suddenly this guy just starts yelling that all the girls in our class are stupid whores and good for nothing sluts that should stay at home and clean the house. He said all of that with the teacher standing behind him and smiling like she heard nothing. In the middle of him talking I was starting to get up and wanted to punch him in the face but my friend grabbed my arm and told me to sit the fuck down. So after he said that a guy named Tim said to him that he's the one that's a whore and slut and has no right to say that about anyone. Then the teacher fucking reacted by yelling at Tim that he can't call Andy that and Andy is everything ok.

Another thing that happened a few days ago. So this one guy that's in my class, Patrick. He has big anger issues and can't control himself when his mad. So fucking Andy decided to just start insulting him while we were sitting in the hallway. So Patrick grabbed him by the collar and pushed him against the lockers and was about to punch him in the face. The other guys were holding him back from doing that. So the others dragged away Patrick and then this girl Meradith came up to Andy and told him that it was a dick move of him to say that. So Andy being Andy pushed her so that she fell on the ground and scraped her knee so badly that there soon was a small pool of blood on the floor. And then the teacher came our of the classroom. The same teacher as above. And the first thing she said was Andy are you ok why are you crying, did someone hurt you. Like what the fuck lady there's a girl on the floor bleeding, a group of boys trying to hold of a struggling Patrick who still wants to beat the shit out of Andy and all you say is why are you crying Andy!

I can't even with her this is just ridiculous. I'm so happy that school end soon.

And Andy if your reading this

go fuck yourself

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One of the reasons I thing school is stupid af

Ugh ok so here I am complaining again. That seems to be the only thing I do lately. Ok so the people in my school are really stupid and I'm not even exaggerating. Like the other day I managed to get into a classroom before the class started. So I was sitting at my desk and minding my own fucking business and then this group of these girls come in yelling and start jumping on top of the desks, twerking and acting like a bunch of gorillas that had to mutch coffee.

Like how do you just come into a classroom and start acting like that. Then the teacher came in and she didn't even say anything just put down her things and started doing something on her laptop. Like what the hell.

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Also some ravenclaws figuring out that the spells are just words in latin and trying to make their own spells witch ends up with a bunch of visits in the infermery.

That one muggle born that knows morse code and teaches his friends how to use it and talks using it all the time witch frustrates the pure bloods cause they can't understand why these kids are taping on the table so mutch

And let's be real there would be this one group of kids who try to make pokemon real.

That one kid that for some reason took his math books to hogwarts and just does like algebra at random times witch confuses the pure bloods so mutch because what is this monstrosity.

Kids bringing their comic books to school.

And there is a legend that one kid tried to recreate the hulk and was almost successful.

ok, but you can’t tell me that muggle-borns as well as some half-bloods did not bring any muggle inventions, gadgets, toys and just their culture with them when they went to Hogwarts.

I bet you 5 galleons that at least one gryffindor kid accidently flung himself down a flight of stairs trying to grind on the railings with his skateboard. And I’ll raise you another 5 galleons that Dumbledore was a giant fan of roller skates himself. (Madame Pomfrey was not happy)

And don’t try to tell me that not a single muggle-born had their care bear plushie with them. I’m 20 and I still have that thing laying around somewhere. Being away from home for the first time like this is scary, especially for a 11 year old. No matter how overwhelmingly cool Hogwarts may seem at first, there will be kids that get homesick sooner or later. And just imagining little first years silently crying in bed at night while hugging their care bears and wishing they could be back home breaks my heart.

On a brighter - and more ironic - note, I can see some muggle-borns bringing their gameboys before noticing that ehhh- Hogwarts and electricity have their difficulties.

Also, pure-bloods being absolutely confused as to why some of the muggle-borns (especially older ones) practically worship the figurines they brought. Is this a new cult we should know about? No, no, they are just nerds who love their Star Wars and Transformers.

Don’t forget movies. Muggle-borns making movie references only they and their friends get. “It’s a TRAP!” probably caught on fast. And don’t get me started on Princess Bride quotes. 

Music is a big topic too. Muggle-borns introducing all kinds of songs and music types to pure-bloods is my aesthetic. A drunk group of Gryffindors roaring “IT’S THE EYE OF THE TIGER - IT’S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT!” before bawling their eyes out to “carried away by a MOONLIGHT SHADOW”. Then some Hufflepuffs trying to teach their Slytherin friends how to do the Thriller dance, the moonwalk, the running man or some good ol’ footloose is the purest as well as the most hilarious thing ever.

I could see spyrographs being a huge hit with some of the Ravenclaw - the Rubik’s cube too! There is also that one Slytherin™ that tries to convince her divination teacher that the magic 8-ball is actually magical.

And on Christmas? the muggle-borns that don’t go or can’t go home over the christmas holidays huddle together in the Great Hall on Christmas Eve and play things like Jenga, Guess Who?, Scrabble, Monopoly - all the good stuff. At first, the pure-bloods are a bit sceptical, but they join soon enough. And after explaining the rules, they begin to play. Everyone get a blast out of it! So when the time of curfew arrives, they are kinda down.

But then Dumbledore struts in and is like “Fuck it. It’s Christmas. I hereby permitt the students to stay longer.“ "But we cannot leave the children unsupervised…” “I’ve decided. Come on, Minerva, Severus - we’re going to join in!” “I did not agree to that” “Too bad! You’re coming”

(this becomes an annual tradition - and it’s FANTASTIC)

Bonus:

How could I forget musicals?? There must have been some musical enthusiasts at Hogwarts, or I swear I’ll eat a broom. Just think about the 5th years subtlely trying to convince Professor Flitwick to perform a number from Phantom of the Opera, Cats or Les Mis and him just being “sounds good why not?”

Or in later years with newer musicals (as well as movies) the refrences get insane. The quidditch commentator screaming “Laurens - DO NOT THROW AWAY YOUR SHOT!” and the crowed going wild when Paul Laurens scores. And the mean girls™ going “You got a problem? You got a bone to pick? You’ve come so far! Why now are you pulling on my DICK?” from Heathers ‘Candy Store’ and then suddenly going into dance, to the pure confusion of the pure-bloods.

And one of the Gryffindor 4th years sending a howler on Sorting Ceremony that just goes “SOME–” and every last muggle-born breaks into “–BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME”. It was absolutely hysterical and made the nervous first years feel right at home.

Not to mention joke items. Fred and George may have been the kings of magical jokes but muggle jokes were not their strongsuit. And although they may not have appreciated the humerous intricacies of a whoopee cushion, their thoughts on muggle joke articles should soon be changed. Playing one to many jokes on a particular Slytherin, that boy was out for revenge. He managed not only to trap them in 1 finger trap, but several. In the end, Fred and George had to be send to Madam Pomfrey to get them out cause no one would help them. That Slytherin kid is regarded a legend btw. (From then on the twins took muggle joke items into their repertoire and made them magical. was it good? was it bad? no one knows)

(Feel free to add more! There is so much potential there!)

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Avengers: Endgame spoilers if you have not seen the movie do not read or look at this post.

You have been warned.

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I am not ready to accept this. I will never accept this.

#avengers engame spoilers #avengers engame

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I'm so exited and scared at the same time cause I'm in the cinema right now and waiting for Avengers:Endgame to start and I don't know how much I'm going to cry and if I have enough tissues. Help.