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i have not listened to the magnus protocol yet because college is kicking my ass and i know i will need an entire day free to process it but i WILL be listening tomorrow. i’m so excited i’m gonna throw up. waiting has been TORTURE but i knew if i did it on a school day i would NOT get any of my work done cause i’d be too crazy 😭😭😭😭

#the magnus protocol #i have managed to successfully avoid spoilers so far so DONT say anything guys #so scared

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#the magnus archives #tma #magnuspod #jonathan sims #jon sims #the archivist #this came to me in a vision #sorry….he’s a christ figure to me

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My good friend Gerry

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pov you're the men of the delano/keay family

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random guy: im feeling sooooo hallways rn

the distortion:

#the magnus archives #tma #michael shelley #the distortion #helen richardson #the spiral #is this comprehensible #image crafted by my good friend @mothsforsocks in vc

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being a writer who appreciates tma’s storytelling and ending but is also the #1 delusional jon jarchivist fan is such a struggle. like i think tma’s ending was perfect and something that as a writer and lover of tragedy i could only wish to pull off similarly one day. and i have so much trust in jonny and alex’s storytelling that i don’t believe anything in tmp would ever narratively cheapen tma’s ending. and unfortunately a jonmartin appearance would most likely do just that 😭 BUT. jon is my number one comfort character of all time and i miss him so bad i feel insane and would do anything to hear from him again. he’s gonna be in it you gotta trust me guys he’s returning to us he’s gotta be. JARCHIVIST COME HOME!!!!!!!!

#the magnus archives #tma #jon sims #jonmartin #the magnus protocol #tmp #magnuspod #iknow im gonna get new tmp characters to get emotionally attached to and im so excited for that #but for the last two years there has been a jon jarchivist sized hole in my heart 😭

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tma fans be like "omg can't wait to listen to my comfort show" and then it's medical malpractice asmr

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some guy: why does it smell like queer tragedy and despair and trauma and misery and sacrifice in here ?

my silly ass:

#tma #the magnus archives #jonmartin #jon sims #martin blackwood #ihave no money and college tuition to be paying.should i spend $75 on jmart perfume #let’s discuss #im kinda tempted tbh.do NOT know how id justify this financial decision tho😭

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my favorite thing about jon sims is he’s fundamentally deeply kind. my second favorite thing about him is hes a massive cunt.

#and that’s exactly why he’s the best character in the entire world fr 😭

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The official cast and logo for The Magnus Protocol, courtesy of the kickstarter update.

A link to the arg site is also available!

#oh my god oh my god oh my god #im so excited im gonna throw up #jonny and alex’s characters being censored ????? uhmmmmmmm #letting my delusions win (jmart is returning) (they probably aren’t but please let me be insane) #jon jarchivist is probably NOT coming back to me realistically #BUT. i WILL gaslight myself into believing he is #i miss jon so bad im sorry #literally the best character of all time

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GET HIS ASS

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Homophobia? no you misheard me. Home of Phobias. The Magnus Institute

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we dont talk enough about how tim's degree was in anthropology, like yes the character who's loved ones were murdered by the concept of otherness and inhumaness had a degree on what makes us human, that was fucking mean jonny

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It froze csp once and crashed csp right when I’m finished so I had to redo some things I. I couldn’t figure out what to draw for his outfit, bro was swag and gender but I was ready to eat my screen from frustration when I read the wiki (trying to avoid possible spoilers as much as I could) and saw that it had SHOULDER LENGTH HAIR I couldn’t bring myself to erase tho

Anyways I have to sleep with the knowledge that I had to stop literally 1 second into listening to MAG 117. Like. Not even a single word was heard before oh bed time COME ON 116 HAD ME ON MY TOES AND THEN AND AND THEJWHWHEB dissolving into a puddle and seeping thru the earth as we speak??

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i have NO clue what to choose as my senior yearbook quote so if anyone wants to recommend any tma, the mechs, thirteen storeys, or family business quotes that they think would work i’d really appreciate it please help i’m so bad at making decisions 🙏🙏🙏

#tma #the magnus archives #the mechanisms #the mechs #jonny sims #thirteen storeys #family business #I AM BEGGING YOU I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING #i know i probably want it to be something that jonny has written #because of how much of any impact his writing has had on my high school experience #but my mind is blank and i cannot think of anything that would work and wouldn’t make me look insane 😭 help

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guys i think the mechanisms just broke into my house????? (i was in the bathroom and from the other room i heard music start playing very loudly and it sounded familiar so i went out to see and i guess the alarm on my phone i set earlier went off but instead of playing the normal alarm sound it decided to play ragnarok iii: the calling at the loudest volume possible to the point it was just like resonating throughout the entire house. i do NOT have it set as my alarm noise ???? i have not even listened to it in a few days ???? i had no other tabs that it possibly could have came from open ????? IM SO CONFUSED?????? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN???????)

#the mechanisms #the mechs #the bifrost incident #tbi #I AM SO GOD DAMN CONFUSED ????? WHAT #ragnarok iii is literally my favorite song on tbi but that was literally terrifying 😭😭 #i literally RAN to turn it off because i didn’t want my family to hear it and be like ???? #but my grandma heard it and was like WHAT was that it sounded scary ? #was my phone just possessed by the spirit of yogsothoth ???